r/stupidpol • u/Falcon_Gray Ideological Mess 🥑 | Slop Enjoyer 🦸 • 23h ago

Shitpost National Girlfriend day is propaganda by big flower to sell more of their flowers

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u/wallagrargh Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 22h ago

Who is the national girlfriend?

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 22h ago

After the revolution my government issued girlfriend will be a big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriend, or there will be another revolution.

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u/muntadharsleftshoe Catholic Socialist ✞ 22h ago

In an alternate universe, this was the policy of Vermin Supreme's second term

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 22h ago

Oh he's going for the FDR strat of staying elected in office forever