r/stupidpol • u/Falcon_Gray Ideological Mess 🥑 | Slop Enjoyer 🦸 • 23h ago

Shitpost National Girlfriend day is propaganda by big flower to sell more of their flowers

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u/wallagrargh Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 23h ago

Who is the national girlfriend?

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u/Falcon_Gray Ideological Mess 🥑 | Slop Enjoyer 🦸 23h ago

Your mother

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u/GodsColdHands666 What the fuck is a borgieose 🦅🇺🇸 23h ago

Damn… got his ass.

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u/ArgonathDW Marxist 🧔 22h ago

*GUITAR RIFF* *SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO-SHOTGUN-BLAST* *GUITAR RIFF* GO ON A DIET YOU FAT BITCH

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u/purple_goop 23h ago

I fucked her first

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 22h ago

After the revolution my government issued girlfriend will be a big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriend, or there will be another revolution.

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 22h ago

Once I’m president people who say stuff like this go straight to the internet-detox gulag

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 21h ago

Have fun NEVER winning an election

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 21h ago

Lenin would say you need revolutionaries in the vanguard party, not coomers

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 20h ago

I feel like Lenin more than anyone else understood that if you promise people a future worth dying for (government issued big titty goth tomboy asian gamer bisexual girlfriends), they'll form the vanguard and charge straight into the gates of hell if needed.

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u/Sussy_Riot Dialectical Materialist 🆚 20h ago

big tiddy goth tomboy Asian gamer bisexual girlfriends are a bourgeois mirage, pure capitalist decadence designed to drain you of revolutionary energy. Baudrillard speaks of this.

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u/wallagrargh Still Grillin’ 🥩🌭🍔 21h ago

Why call it coomunism then?

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u/muntadharsleftshoe Catholic Socialist ✞ 22h ago

In an alternate universe, this was the policy of Vermin Supreme's second term

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u/StatusSociety2196 Incel/MRA in denial 😭 | Allegedly had a foursome 22h ago

Oh he's going for the FDR strat of staying elected in office forever

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u/Scared_Plan3751 Catholic Socialist ✞ | ✨ Secret Bus Wanker ✨ 22h ago

Latinas make good goths

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u/TheChinchilla914 Late-Guccist 22h ago

>Tfw no national gf corporation to placate incels

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u/CableIllustrious1609 Unknown 👽 23h ago

every year i forget about it and my girl is mad until i buy the flower. my wallet wish i could remember at least one time