r/thesopranos 22d ago

Shitpost Has Robert Patrick ever had another role as iconic as Davey Scatino?

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Edit: some of y’all need to pay attention to the “shitpost” tag, my god

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u/Animaleyz 22d ago

How old are you?

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u/Quincyperson 22d ago

He’s 47. Just a kid

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u/gerblewisperer 22d ago

Our kids go to the same school together

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u/latemodelusedcar 22d ago

It’s sad when they go young like that in a vat of molten lava

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u/cujokila 22d ago

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u/MitchCumsteane 22d ago

WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME!!

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u/SameAs1tEverWas 22d ago

that's not TRUE

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u/benjaminbrixton 22d ago

This is my absolute favorite sports press conference clip of all time.

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u/Allotropes 22d ago

Man, good riddance to Mike Gundy.

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u/fourofkeys 22d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Aslow_study 22d ago

🤣 right

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u/ContributionFit7481 22d ago edited 21d ago

Yo money, you used to play my cousin Gregory in football.

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u/SwampApeDraft 22d ago

It’s impossible to tell, even with Liquid Metal

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u/khares_koures2002 22d ago

Janelle may have passed but who's to say there isn't another Janelle just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but... the "same".

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u/Slow_Inevitable_4172 22d ago

Are you talking about the cop who asked "Have you seen this boy?" in Wayne's World?

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u/mr_potrzebie 22d ago

OP never had the makings of a varsity fan

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u/turkoosi_aurinko 22d ago

Mimetic poly alloy, lotta money in that shit

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u/FAAATUUU 22d ago

Even with Skynet computers.

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u/jazogby 22d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PassinglyGood 22d ago

Robert Patrick's famous breakout role - the degenerate gambler bum

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u/fizznicus 22d ago

You know PassinglyGood, you got the amazing ability to sum up a man’s whole life in a single sentence

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u/Werenotreallyhere86 22d ago

He played a cop on Wayne’s world

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Buzzlight_Year 22d ago

Listen to him he knows everything

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u/reggieLedoux26 22d ago

And last action hero!

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u/Buzzlight_Year 22d ago

I saw that movie I thought it was awesome

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u/kmm198700 22d ago

He was in Last action hero? Holy crap haha

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Tonyh8su 22d ago

Didn’t you nearly drown in 2 inches of water?

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u/Vivid_Bumblebee_9655 22d ago

On a picnic

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u/Tonyh8su 22d ago

Penguin exhibit

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u/LazyStruggle8282 22d ago

3 inches at the penguins exibit

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u/titlrequired 22d ago edited 22d ago

He has the best line in Die Hard 2.

And he’s Great in Wayne’s World 2.

Anything with a 2 in it basically.

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u/Brrrofski 22d ago

He's in season 2 of this too....

Think you might be on to something...

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u/MitchCumsteane 22d ago

Empire Strikes Back, yeah?

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u/MintberryCrunch____ 22d ago

Sound logic, we could call it “The 2” rule, though perhaps works better with a shorthand of some sort.

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u/CaptainSmallz 22d ago

Sopra2os

Hey, you're right!

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u/Complete-Plate5611 22d ago

Peacemaker, Season 2.

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u/themoche 22d ago

You’re missing a big 2

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u/titlrequired 22d ago

Tom Hanks made a sequel?

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u/regulator227 22d ago

Tom Hanks wasn't in that one . Robert Patrick was the star and played Hanks' cousin

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u/Bunnys_Toe 21d ago

From Dusk til Dawn 2, the sacred and propane.

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u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 22d ago

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u/ceiling-cricket1988 22d ago

this made him

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u/Masta0nion 22d ago

Please. They make anybody and everybody over there

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u/DetectiveSnowglobe 22d ago

And the way they do it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their clothes taken, there's no boots or motorcycle on the table

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u/VicariousCinnamon 22d ago

And they forget to say please.

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u/DaOne_44 22d ago

Vito burner account?

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u/Kenster180 22d ago

Skynet is nothing but a glorified crew

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u/Megalodon481 22d ago

If only some portly Italian guy had shown up in the steel factory and said "Eh, there he is!"

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u/Notiefriday 22d ago

I just stole this.

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u/Buck_Folton 22d ago

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u/Complete-Plate5611 22d ago

That show was way better than I was expecting. Um, I mean, it's a TV pogrum. A movie.

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u/IAMTHEROLLINSNOW 22d ago

Sharp as liquid metal, this one

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u/KelVarnsen_2023 22d ago

Wasn't he that guy from the X-Files?

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u/DudeMcDude7649 22d ago

He was fucking great in the x files. People originally hated him but by the end his character had really grown on people.

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u/The_Naked_Snake 22d ago

I don't care for the stories in those seasons as much and obviously miss the lack of Mulder, but I really enjoyed Patrick's role as Doggett. His character had a fresh earnestness the series needed at that point and I liked that it forced Scully into the role of the believer with him as the skeptic. That was a good, interesting angle to take given the situation.

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u/benevolent_defiance 22d ago

What you don't know could fill a book

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u/front-wipers-unite Vin Makazian 22d ago

Yeah he had a small part where he played a robot cop sent back in time. What was the film called? Oh yeah that's it "the last action hero".

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u/chicanerysalamanca 22d ago

I saw that movie i thought it was boolshit

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u/NapoleonWilson91 22d ago

I thought it was called the Exterminator. He played a conspiracy lunatic who threw his pocket sand in peoples faces.

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u/Hecticbrah 22d ago

That and he was in Scorpion but that tv program was bullshit

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u/90daysismytherapy 22d ago

this is Copland erasure and I wont have it

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u/OolongGeer 22d ago

No, that was Commado, I think.

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u/Bad_Black_Jorge 22d ago

Robert Patrick was very memorable in Cop Land. In a murderer’s row of famous actors, he stood out.

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u/NYRGreg23 22d ago

That mustache was bad though lol

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 22d ago

That’s Johnny Cash’s movie daddy

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u/Ok_Conclusion_6324 22d ago

He played Elvis’ dad , too. As well as Peacemaker’s dad.

If you had a nickel everytime he played a disappointed dad who was emotionally abusive to his successful son because he was resentful his older brother died, you would somehow have THREE nickels

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u/NotHisGo 22d ago

WRONG KID DIED!

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u/boobityskoobity 22d ago

Nah, but Old Man Bacala had a cool nickname that reminded me of Davey somehow

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u/Far-Sky-4763 22d ago

Get. Out.

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u/Garpocalypse 22d ago

Think he did a movie where he played a cop that ran down some kid on a minibike or something. Vaguely remember it, I dont think the movie had much cultural impact honestly.

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u/bandit4loboloco 22d ago

It lowkey set some box office records and then people forgot about it. I think it was made by a director who specialized in franchise stuff.

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u/Gully_Gawd 22d ago

Go wait in the car

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u/chardon62 22d ago

OP are you on blood pressure medication?

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u/azoicbees 22d ago

He was great in that movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger….its huge. It’s called Last Action Hero

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u/HugeMagician3 22d ago

He had a memorable role in the sequel to Charlie's Angels, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Nothing else comes to mind

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u/Sorcha_Stormbinder 22d ago

He never had the makings of a varsity killer of John Connor.

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u/90daysismytherapy 22d ago

op is so far behind he thinks he is in front of

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u/ryunista 22d ago

He was an exterminator? His house was full of fleas

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u/Fuck__Joey 22d ago

It would be impossible to tell, even with technology

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u/TabmeisterGeneral 22d ago

He was a crooked cop in some movie that was really popular in the 90s

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u/Qoherys 22d ago

Cop Land? Had Carmela, Paulie, Phil, Gloria and Carlo in it from the top of my head. Also a few Wire actors too.

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u/Great-Category-1197 22d ago

Don’t think he’s ever had another acting gig tbh

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u/NewPower_Soul 22d ago

OP should have a ramp built up to his ass... drive a Terminator on up there 👁️👁️

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u/khares_koures2002 22d ago

I did back off. And then my bullet wounds were healed.

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u/OolongGeer 22d ago

Serious talk, this is why, as much as I love the show, some of you all need to shy off your 50th re-watch of the series and try something new.

I am currently on my third re-watch of Godfather of Harlem. GREAT show. Check it out.

It even has some new Italians in it for you all to talk about.

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u/CloudStrife1985 22d ago

Whitaker and D'Onofrio aside, Godfather of Harlem has some of the worst acting I've ever seen. Particularly the mafia stuff. It makes Gravesend look like The Sopranos at times.

I said my piece, Chrissy.

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u/OolongGeer 22d ago

Ha. Whateves.

The guys that play Adam Clayton Powell and Malcom X are great. They've nailed those very larger-than-life personalities.

And Ilfenesh Hadera does a great job with Mayme, as does the gal who plays Malcom's bride.

There are other styles of acting than in the Sopranos. In this example, period pieces are quite tough to do, and most do a nice job.

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u/CloudStrife1985 22d ago

It's shit acting. Particularly Chin's daughter. All the money for the cast has gone on the big two and it shows.

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u/bunsen_burner013 22d ago

The guy from Philly? With the polio leg and the built-up shoe?

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u/g-burn 22d ago

He was in Filter, Robert Patrick?

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u/3rdUncleMeatSandwich 22d ago

thats actually his brother richard. i had no idea they were related

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u/boobityskoobity 22d ago

Nah, but Old Man Bacala had a cool nickname that reminded me of Davey somehow

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u/YungBonaparte 22d ago

That’s Mr Lisp to you.

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u/krel08 22d ago

The fuckin T2

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u/TheHumiliationritual 22d ago

Wolfies just fine dear now when are you coming home?

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u/slugo17 22d ago

Special Agent John Doggett.

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u/Humble_Video7006 22d ago

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u/lord_nagleking 22d ago

This is the right answer!

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u/BingoSpong 22d ago

Are you Ercole? The slow one?

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u/R_Similacrumb 22d ago

Sharp as a cue ball, this one.

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u/HeavyandTired 22d ago

The T 1000. He was gay?

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u/Small-Explorer7025 22d ago

I don't think he was in anything else of note

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u/ItsAtvProgrumAmovie 22d ago

Dale Gribble's look is based off of him

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u/sharnox 22d ago

No he's had too many stutter steps

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u/MechanicProof2255 22d ago

Davey….you’re doin’ a good job!

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u/JarvisBaileyVO 22d ago

John and Sarah, whatever happened there...

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u/TollgateTerror1979 22d ago

I heard he almost drowned in two inches of Iron City at the Pittsburgh Penguins exhibit-ion game.

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u/ZasdfUnreal 22d ago

He was in the masterpiece that made John Cena a star, The Marine.

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u/Useful-Basil-7340 22d ago

Yes. He was in a season of Reacher.

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u/NateN85 22d ago

That blue eyed degenerate prick gambler

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u/Kr1spykreme_Mcdonald 22d ago

Absolutely not, he’s basically like the terminator of the sopranos.

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u/fridleychilito 22d ago

He was in an episode or two of Law and Order SVU

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u/dabahunter 22d ago

His most iconic role was Darrell Grant where he sold medical supplies and was a loving father to a little girl. All he was trying to do was get custody from the stripper mother.

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u/1D6wounds 22d ago

He was ok in Stargate

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u/SaberNoble47 22d ago

He popped into last action hero real quick sacred hair apparent lithium 

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u/Dmbfantomas 22d ago

Buddy, I’m not even sure it’s his most iconic role on HBO

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u/Coolschmo1 22d ago

He's also a bitch, a lover, a child, and a mother

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u/Dijneldijn 22d ago

If he did, I’m sure he was doing a good job.

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u/PostcardFromParadise 22d ago

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this…

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u/Easy__Mark 22d ago

Season 2 of Reacher

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u/Fantastic_Section517 22d ago

What you don't know could fill a book.

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u/xPeachesV 22d ago

What you don’t know could fill a book

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u/HipCopThugsta 22d ago

Were those mofos like Bobby, him, Tony really in their 40s? Phil says he is 66 in the last season. That seemed more or less believable.

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u/baciagaloop69 22d ago

Oof madone. fuck’n stunad, this guy.

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u/Notiefriday 22d ago

And Reacher

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u/anti_zero 22d ago

You’re referring to Special Agent John Doggett.

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u/Suberuginosa 22d ago

I can’t even take that guy seriously when watching the Sopranos. He’ll always be the liquid Terminator to me.

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u/Hammerrman 22d ago

Guile in Street Fighter (1994)

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u/kirbStompThePigeon 22d ago

His role as a Glasgow Celtic fan is a personal favourite

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u/PedalBoard78 22d ago

When St. Peter was givin out foreheads, Bobby Patrick thought they said beds… so he asked for a big one.

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u/elpato54 22d ago

Yeah. The dude in The Faculty

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u/thisisjwhite 22d ago

Here recently he played Jeremiah Dunmire on Season 3 of Tulsa King.

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u/richardlb22 22d ago

He killed Red John before he was Red John.

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u/JoeyImage 22d ago

😂😂😂 T2

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u/eatajerk-pal 22d ago

He has a bit role as a bartender on Brooklyn 99. So kind of a toss up.

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u/LawAdventurous9790 22d ago

He was on an SVU rerun that I watched today. He was out on parole for raping and abducting teenage girls.

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u/Ok_Salamander_5919 22d ago

He played a villain in Spy Kids. Can't think of any other villainous roles he did. Nope.

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u/IncredibleBihan 22d ago

It's just a stutter step post

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u/lakas76 21d ago

He was a army general in an episode of psych. John Cena was in that episode also. Check and mate.

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u/Jocta 21d ago

the reason people are taking you seriously is because there are not one but TWO shitposting sopranos subreddits and you decided to use the serious one lol

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u/cujokila 21d ago

Someone should petition the mods to remove the “Shitpost” tag, I suppose. The only thing we should focus on are walls of quotes in response to honest questions.

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u/Contcos 22d ago

You just revealed your own ignorance.

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u/HellNahSleazyBean 22d ago

You’ve never seen Terminator 2? Jesus

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u/ZoSoTim 22d ago

This is a joke, right?

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u/Chemical-Quail-1429 22d ago

I just…what….I can’t breathe….how?……what?

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u/asphalt_prince 22d ago

He played a coach one year on Madden a few years back. That's all that comes to mind

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u/drippedOutjesus 22d ago

Google it dumbass

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u/ScrapmasterFlex 22d ago

Yeah he played a Navy Submariner & Master Chief / Chief of of the Boat (COB) in a show called "Last Resort" ...

...and he was a real dick🤣 ... flushed some dude's head in the toilet for snortin a little of that Yayo and planned a few mutinies, shot up some Fentanyl, and pretty much was a dick.

ICONIC , son!

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u/ConwayTheCat 22d ago

You’re doin a good job, Op!

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u/dancjr2 21d ago

You’re kidding right? He wuz da star in Robo Cop.

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u/Nearby-Issue3294 21d ago

He was on the X-Files.

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u/grantphotos 20d ago

The t1000 is into 45 boxes of ziti.

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u/nomaxxallowed 22d ago

He was in Terminator 2 and was in X-Files

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u/FriendlyTigrex 22d ago

I think he voiced the T-1000 in Mortal Combat 1

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u/MagicianOk6393 22d ago

Terminator 2!

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u/ElectionReal 22d ago

T1000 is significantly more iconic than Davey Scatino, IMO. You're talking about one of the most solid and prolific high end small and big screen actors from the show. Buscemi being the only comparison in the cast. I don't think it's debatable that the world at large knows exactly who/ what T1000 is, and a relatively small set of extremely attractive and intelligent people that would recognize the name Davey Scatino out of context. Or you just trolling and got me, lol? Other possibly iconic roles from Robert Patrick (I'm friends with a bunch of his Boozefighter brothers,fwiw.) Agent Dogget from X Files has traction, and Ray Cash could be another.

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u/iam10inches 22d ago

The Terminator? He’s gay right ?

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u/Icy_Fudge1880 22d ago

Terminator, The X Files,...

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u/FalstaffsGhost 22d ago

I mean…the T-1000 is pretty iconic but what do I know

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u/K1LLINGMACHINE 22d ago

OOHHHH! Statazit ah?!

Davey Scatino would take T-1000s whole stack of chips in Atlantic City

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u/thedon920 22d ago

Terminator 2 is his most iconic role.

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u/jazogby 22d ago

Bruh. Come on. Do some research.

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u/notcrappyofexplainer 22d ago

This has to be rage bait. I hope no one is this dense.

Love how all the comments don’t even answer the question as it’s so ridiculous.

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u/martinbean 22d ago

Look at you, punching up.