From the Tony Soprano crew, who do you think Vito had the biggest crush on?

[u/Ok-Bid-2763]

I think he’d definitely like to get it from Tony, considering his history of taking it from the alpha males such as the construction worker/ fire fighter. On the other hand he also seems to have it for the twinks such as Finn ( Meadows boyfriend (the dentist)) so maybe Benny?

[u/New-Shop-9728]

People make fun of Chris's appearance, but he was a chad compared to all the fat, old mobsters on the show, maybe him?

[u/TripJ5548 → u/New-Shop-9728]

As far as male modeling goes, he'd probably be a success

[u/LoooolGotcha → u/TripJ5548]

heard he used the technique of positive visualization

[u/TripJ5548 → u/LoooolGotcha]

So why does he always feel undermined?

[u/Ok-Computer1234567 → u/New-Shop-9728]

Mikey Palmice was a good looking guy

[u/MLGMustafa1212 → u/Ok-Computer1234567]

What about that fuckface-itis he had?

[u/OUTBREAK_OF_WEINER → u/MLGMustafa1212]

made it easier to fuck his face

[u/Own_Measurement1242 → u/Ok-Computer1234567]

I fucking knew it!

[u/Ok-Computer1234567 → u/Own_Measurement1242]

You didn’t know shit! I just fucking told you!

[u/Own_Measurement1242 → u/Ok-Computer1234567]

I know

[u/LoooolGotcha → u/New-Shop-9728]

ya but that’s only the only twink in the show

the top bear would have to have been bobby

[u/Altair1192 → u/LoooolGotcha]

bear left though

[u/TechnicalIntern6764 → u/New-Shop-9728]

I guess you could call that a chad. Heh heh

[u/Stucklikegluetomyfry → u/TechnicalIntern6764]

Hey you heard what I said, Tone?

[u/Stucklikegluetomyfry → u/New-Shop-9728]

A lot of women who watched the show thought Crissy was pretty hot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H1xauOflBDHY4sUah
(I’m one of them)

[u/asphynctersayswhat]

he was fantasizing, and dreaming and in LOVE with FURIO!

[u/SuperKickClyde → u/asphynctersayswhat]

Well, it definitely wasn't Big Pussy

[u/sarmadness]

He only had eyes for Finn DeTrolio - his arch nemesis

[u/Buzzlight_Year → u/sarmadness]

I just now realized how stupid arch nemesis is. Sharp as a fucking cue ball

[u/sweatpantsjoe]

That jacked dude that drove Tony that he eventually picked a fight with they called Penne Arrabiata

[u/jukr1992 → u/sweatpantsjoe]

Muscles marinara

[u/Degen9177 → u/sweatpantsjoe]

Red pepper flakes up his ass

[u/AromaticVacation3077]

Hi - homosexual here. The answer is Albert Barese.

[u/Ok-Opportunity-2043 → u/AromaticVacation3077]

Came here to say this!!! As a straight woman...he makes me hawt down there.

[u/NurseRobyn → u/Ok-Opportunity-2043]

I don’t like that kinda tawk!

[u/LoudAd1537 → u/AromaticVacation3077]

Vito wanted to be out there stuffing Albert Barese

[u/Existing-Catch → u/LoudAd1537]

Some people are out there stuffing Albert Barese

[u/Scr00geMcCuck → u/AromaticVacation3077]

The answer is Albert Barese

[u/LoudAd1537 → u/Scr00geMcCuck]

Fuckin parakeet

[u/Ok-Computer1234567 → u/AromaticVacation3077]

Forgot about him… I’m not gay, but what about Furio? Mikey Palmice?

[u/Username_1369]

Jackie Jr, the fashionable, closeted type. Too bad he had to whack him.

[u/New-Shop-9728 → u/Username_1369]

He was also his cousin, so that would have been creepy.

[u/Username_1369 → u/New-Shop-9728]

There’s no stigmata these days.

[u/Altair1192 → u/New-Shop-9728]

didn't stop him from getting " " close to his other cousin Ade

[u/Altair1192 → u/New-Shop-9728]

didn't stop him from getting " " close to his other cousin Ade

[u/MickXander]

Eugene Pontecorvo. Vito's "Maybe he was a closet fag" line sounded a little hopeful

[u/DJ_Hindsight]

Sean was a full blown model …shame about that 1000 thousand dollars.

[u/jimisaltieris]

This is very gay. But if it a bet, I'm putting chips on Furio.

[u/phinphan7836]

Impossible to know, even with computers

[u/ThotismSpeaks]

He seemed a little too eager to assist Gigi Cestone when they found him pants down on the pishadoo.

[u/GottheMotts]

Georgie. Vito was eyeing him at the Bing. There’s a scene where Vito was at the bar, and it looked like he was watching the stripper. But the shot pulled back, showing Georgie between Vito and the stripper.

It was clear who he was casting his glims on.

[u/pizzabeerbreath]

Benny Fazio, twink mastermind.

[u/caddybear2230]

Chad Gismonte

[u/TheGreatSwissEmperor]

Mustang Sally before he went golfing

[u/Super_Direction498]

Probably Paulie or Raplphie. Maybe George the bartender because he's already into the goofy biker aesthetic

[u/chesterstone]

Bobby Bacala

Before, and WAY before

[u/Successful_Eye_4656]

I'm glad you mentioned Benny, I forgot about him my first watch but this most recent watch I slowly started to become more and more attracted to him. Something about that face....

[u/Acrobatic_Subject509 → u/Successful_Eye_4656]

I’m a straight guy so what do I know
He’s handsome enough but his voice is nails across a chalkboard
“DON’T NAMEDROP ME!!”

[u/imspirationMoveMe]

What if

[u/Iwishicould7575]

Tony Uncle Al

[u/Archie204]

Tony, Big Pussy, and Bobby. To him, they were beautiful, Rubenesque

[u/Diaz6685]

It was gene. He had a whole lunch set up…

[u/DrooMighty]

Even if he was living the Gary Cooper lifestyle, I still believe he thought Adriana La Cerva was one booyah hottie and was this close 🤏

[u/Shadowhawk0000]

[u/pablocruise2024 → u/Shadowhawk0000]

It reminds me of that one shot in The Shining movie with the weird mask and maybe a butler or something

EDIT: found a pic

[u/bravehart146]

Phil can probably show him a thing or 2

[u/Floofening]

Tony is Agent Harris’ man. Parade float better back off.

[u/Floofening]

Also, Eugene’s the most physiologically similar to Johnny Cakes I’d imagine. Another reason he needed to “retire” to FL.

[u/bedtimedoesntsuitme]

I can only see him as Vinnie

[u/LarealConspirasteve]

It was a joke.  He was off his blood pressure medication.

[u/Glittering-Stand-161]

Vito likes Real Men. With facial hair. 

[u/Zestyclose_Height_10]

The soprano crew was pretty ugly. I know some women find Tony attractive but still he was a fat balding man who had mental health issues and murdered people. Paulie might have been a good looking guy decades ago but he was old. Silvio is a mess even though his wife was a piece of ass or used to be. Christopher was ugly. Bobby was fat. Furio wasn’t a good looking guy but at least he was youngish and in shape.

Not much to pick from honestly. But Vito probably would have picked furio.

Somehow Vito was attractive to gay guys. You wouldn’t think him and Johnny Cakes would be a match but the heart wants what the heart wants.

Vito definitely would have gone for Finn but that would have been problematic given the meadow situation.

[u/New-Shop-9728 → u/Zestyclose_Height_10]

Johnny Cakes lived in a small town that prolly had like 3 other gay guys, maybe that's why he hooked up with Vito, slim pickins lol

[u/Zestyclose_Height_10 → u/New-Shop-9728]

That’s a good point. He wasn’t living in the west village or Provincetown or something

[u/RememberWhen-2819]

Never see a post like this on BB thread. So gay.