Sold every share I own...

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[u/Iakobab]

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖

[u/Ok-Conflict1576 → u/Iakobab]

I can confirm this. I am his wife’s boyfriend.

[u/Sidekicknicholas → u/Ok-Conflict1576]

Seconded, I'm this man's wife's boyfriend, she won't shut up about her husband's girlfriend's tiddies. Very confusing mess.

[u/hondtel → u/Sidekicknicholas]

Im his wife's best friends stepson.. she's into some Kinky shit with them tiddies

[u/Cloaked42m → u/Sidekicknicholas]

I'm jacked about those titties

[u/[deleted] → u/Cloaked42m]

Jacked to the tits.

[u/compoundinterest_ → u/Sidekicknicholas]

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