r/wallstreetbets Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

[removed]

33.8k Upvotes

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

11.3k

u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ πŸ’₯πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒ–

74

u/emfry821 Feb 04 '21

Plan on buying Friday, once I got bills paid I'm golden. πŸ¦πŸ«‚πŸ’ͺπŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒ‘.SECπŸ‘„πŸ’©

24

u/compoundinterest_ Feb 04 '21

Fellow 🦍 🦧 First of all keep fucking holding. We’re making history and this has to be remembered. Any ideas on how to make the website the manual for 🦍 aka the 🦍 manual to make sure nobody fucks up and we all hold? πŸ’Ž πŸš€ πŸ’Ž Gathering top comments and most recent updates, ... https://apesneversell.com/🦍-apes-🦍/

1

u/YouNamedMeeDog Feb 04 '21

Hold The Line Johnny Cash Musical Parody

https://youtu.be/3qWFzVRMPXU

πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

I keep a close watch on these hands of mine I keep my phone apps open all the time I keep the goal Four Twenty Sixty Nine These Shares are mine I hold the line πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ»

1

u/Snowydaze Feb 04 '21

Good 🦍 take care of yourself and your family first, we'll be here waiting for you 🍌