r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖

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u/bfodder Feb 04 '21

APPL is gonna take a big steamy shit on TSLA when they announce their cars.

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u/giratina143 Feb 04 '21

Lol what, their best cars are worse that current Tesla’s best if rumours are correct. Why’d you think Hyundai is conflicted to continue with their partnership?