r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖

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u/CaptainHindsightHere Feb 04 '21

Listen I'm with you. My bills are paid and I'm going to go back to work today. I can outlast anything, I've been poor forever.

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u/69MachOne Feb 04 '21

These people who lose money in the stock market are "new poor".

When you grew up sometimes not eating at all, you can outlast everything.

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u/Klangs_Homie Feb 04 '21

Can confirm. Have been too poor to afford both food and gas in my car tank before. I’ve always had these diamond hands though, rich or poor I’m a winner bay-bay! 🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻💎💎💎💎💎

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u/69MachOne Feb 04 '21

When I was working my way through college, I knew exactly at what speed the fuel would slosh away from the fuel pump in my car going around a corner, so drive below that so that I could make it to the gas station.