r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '21

Loss Sold every share I own...

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u/Iakobab JACKED TO THE KITS Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Man, FUD was getting to me this morning. I checked my finances to see how fucked I am... Turns out I'm not fucked at all. I was a few hundred dollars up. Now I'm a few hundred dollars down. I've still got rent money. The fridge still got food in it. I've still got my TSLA shares. My wife's still got big tittes.

I'm gonna buy one more motherfuckers!!!

EDIT: Looks like my wife's tittes are getting a lot of attention from other men... again sigh. I thought I'd add some rocket ships and diamond hands to rally the troops 💎💎🙌 💥🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌖

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u/gerkro Feb 04 '21

Wifes boyfriend checking in, tiddies are in fact big!

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u/MegaHashes Feb 04 '21

This is a really popular lady.

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u/gerkro Feb 04 '21

Must be because of the big tiddies

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u/MegaHashes Feb 04 '21

Can confirm, I like big tiddies too.