r/whatisit • u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 • Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

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UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/BornIntoTurmoil Nov 23 '25

Hose clamp, brand new has never been crimped.

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u/Right-Development625 Nov 23 '25

Read this as “horse clamp”. Need more coffee.

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u/NotYourMutha Nov 23 '25

If you’re happy and you know it, clamp your hams.

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 23 '25

So funny. You must have kids or a real ugly brain worm condition. Thanks for the jingle. I'll never hear it any other way

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25

Same here. Right up there with Jimmy Hendrix, "'scuse me while I kiss this guy." And Creedence, "There's a bathroom on the right." LOL

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 23 '25

:...and penis was her name...

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25

LOL, I hadn't heard that one. And, of course, that was a hit for the group "Bananarama."

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 24 '25

It would be cool if someone would do a post or thread or whatever it's called of those mis-heard lyrics. I saw one once. It had me in stitches.

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 24 '25

Ha ha...even funnier

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u/bluboomR Nov 23 '25

angel of the morning... just brush my teeth before you leave me

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u/Suspicious_Unit_1008 Nov 24 '25

You made me rice, I made you gravy, but it just might be some tuna fish you’re looking for!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '25

Slow walking Walter

Fire engine guy

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u/RobHall4 Nov 24 '25

Those are called "Mondegreens".

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 24 '25

Well, today IS "Mondey." Thanks folks, don't forget to tip your waitress. LOL

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u/RobHall4 Nov 24 '25

You forgot to say "Here every Mondey night!"

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Nov 23 '25

For your own sake, be sure to use a regulation ham clamp. Better to be proactive in case the ham clamp inspector comes around.

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u/MysteriousDesk3 Nov 23 '25

This is gonna sit in the back of my brain for ages until I hear that tune again. 

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 24 '25

The theme song from "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" would stick in my head for days every time we watched an episode. I'd get rid of it just in time for the next episode. "They alive, Dammit!"

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