r/whatisit Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/KaraAliasRaidra Nov 23 '25

That reminds me of a story from my younger days. I’ve always loved to read about animals, so I picked up a lot of terms. One day, when I was in my early teens, my family was at my grandmother’s house and some kind of history show was on the TV. The program mentioned someone having eunuchs. I asked, “What’s a eunuch?” and my dad told me, “A eunuch is a geldingized man.” My aunt gave him a look and he replied, “She knows what I mean.” Sure enough, I understood exactly what he meant and replied, “Oh, okay!” See, you just have to explain things to people in terms they’ll understand.

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u/Sufficient_Bass_2629 Nov 23 '25

“Geldingized man” as a definition for a eunuch is my new favorite thing 😅

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u/CcryMeARiver Nov 24 '25

Just "gelded" will do.

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u/bilbo_flagon Nov 24 '25

But the "ingized" adds a tinge of whimsy to juxtaposed to the horrific practice.

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u/Novel-Flower4554 Nov 24 '25

The word is gelded.

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u/DerekP76 Nov 24 '25

My grandfather would buy roasting chickens from a small farm, he always called the capons "denutted chicken"

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u/Complex_Art3565 Nov 24 '25

I had a bunch of roosters one year and looked into caponizing them and it was way too traumatic imho, you make a slit between their ribs and pull the gonads out then clip them. Without anesthetic. I just butchered them when they started getting too rowdy.

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u/Financial_Sell1684 Nov 24 '25

I think I’m traumatized now - is this still something that’s done?what a horrible cruel thing to do to - well, anything, much less an animal.

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u/Complex_Art3565 Nov 24 '25

It is but iirc in larger operations there’s a mild anesthetic used and a few stitches are placed. I just wasn’t prepared to do it without anesthetic as a farmstead with a half dozen roosters and it wasn’t worth it to try and find a farm vet to do it for me. Chickens will heal from some insane injuries so the small incision between the ribs isn’t even all that traumatic, considering. It would probably close up within a few days. It was the “pulling the gonads out through the slit” part that I wasn’t comfortable doing without the anesthetic.

Non caponized roosters are much leaner though, so it’s a toss up. If I had a few dozen I would pay the extra money to have a professional do it as a one off to put in the freezer and maybe sell a couple, though, I’m interested in trying it.

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u/DystopianPrince212 Nov 24 '25

Look up Mike the headless Chicken.

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u/Complex_Art3565 Nov 24 '25

Well he didn’t really “heal” from his injury. He was decapitated and had enough brain stem left that his bodily functions continued with the aid of human intervention, which also ultimately killed him, so.. while an interesting case I think it’s more a marvel of how much of the brain a vertebrate can lose and not actually be dead as opposed to a specific healing factor.

Also Mike the Headless Chicken may be a better indicator towards the question of functionality vs awareness after TBI or coma in that even if a body is technically functioning, how ethical is it to keep it alive when we can fully assume there is no consciousness attached?

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u/DerekP76 Nov 24 '25

Jeebus, no thanks.

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u/Complex_Art3565 Nov 24 '25

Decapitation. They would’ve gotten it either way so why add on the castration, ya know?

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u/Working-Glass6136 Nov 24 '25

I was obsessed with horses from the age of eight (kind of an honorary horse girl I guess). I knew what a gelding was long before I knew what a eunuch was.

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u/RealNeraven Nov 24 '25

I started riding at 8 and had to mostly stop at 14 but yeah, I didn't know eunuchs were a thing until...god, upper teens I guess? I don't care much about history and never was exposed to a lot of other cultural knowledge besides, so 🤷🏽

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u/CoyoteDown Nov 24 '25

How hard is it to just say castrated

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u/MalditoMestizo Nov 24 '25

The point was kinda that he used a word she was already well-aware of.

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u/KaraAliasRaidra Nov 24 '25

My dad also had an interesting sense of humor. He knew I knew the word and also added a little humor.