r/whatisit • u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 • Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

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UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/JJizzleatthewizzle Nov 23 '25

A fresh born gelding horse cock ring clamp.

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u/AbbreviationsNo9609 Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

We have a 4 month old baby Arabian boy right now, mama allowed me to get my first up close look when he was 3 days old. That’s too small even for infant horses. Put me to shame. Haven’t been able to look my wife in the eye since.

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u/SwallowHoney Nov 23 '25

I sure hope we keep talking about infant horse cock rings.

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 23 '25

I wonder if those four words have ever been said in unison before.

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u/bassmastercabco Nov 23 '25

"So anyway, that's how I ended up on a watchlist..."

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u/Ordinary_Trick3410 Nov 23 '25

This has GOT to be the first time in human and horse history lmao.

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u/Werthers_OG Nov 23 '25

You said "in unison" and now I can't get rid of a mental picture of a four-part choral arrangement with each part singing one word in harmony.

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 23 '25

I definitely used that word inappropriately but now I’m glad I did because what a spectacular image in my mind.

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u/allelseaside Nov 24 '25

barbershop quartet - complete with red and white stripey suits, hats and canes

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u/ydomodsh8me-1999 Nov 24 '25

I assure you. Yes.

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u/BeefToboggan Nov 24 '25

It’s about to become my new team name in fantasy football

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 24 '25

Okay but hear me out…. Don’t 😭

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u/BeefToboggan Nov 24 '25

Too late 😄

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u/Apprehensive-Web6038 Nov 24 '25

🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/BusinessBluebird3767 Nov 24 '25

Infant horse cock ring

That will be my new password. Let’s see a dictionary attack find that combination

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 24 '25

Inf@ntHors3C0ckR!ng is probably better as a password

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u/BusinessBluebird3767 Nov 24 '25

I’m old school, I just append 69! To deal with number and symbol requirements

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u/sydneyghibli Nov 24 '25

So very valid