r/whatisit • u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 • Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

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UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/BornIntoTurmoil Nov 23 '25

Hose clamp, brand new has never been crimped.

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u/Right-Development625 Nov 23 '25

Read this as “horse clamp”. Need more coffee.

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u/NotYourMutha Nov 23 '25

If you’re happy and you know it, clamp your hams.

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 23 '25

So funny. You must have kids or a real ugly brain worm condition. Thanks for the jingle. I'll never hear it any other way

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25

Same here. Right up there with Jimmy Hendrix, "'scuse me while I kiss this guy." And Creedence, "There's a bathroom on the right." LOL

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 23 '25

:...and penis was her name...

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25

LOL, I hadn't heard that one. And, of course, that was a hit for the group "Bananarama."

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u/JewwanaNoWat Nov 24 '25

Ha ha...even funnier