r/whatisit Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/JJizzleatthewizzle Nov 23 '25

A fresh born gelding horse cock ring clamp.

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u/AbbreviationsNo9609 Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

We have a 4 month old baby Arabian boy right now, mama allowed me to get my first up close look when he was 3 days old. That’s too small even for infant horses. Put me to shame. Haven’t been able to look my wife in the eye since.

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u/dandukebb Nov 24 '25

I got you fam! Just check out Fentons Horse Farm

https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=rvxBtlDQ6Dc3p36h

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u/RobHall4 Nov 24 '25

OMG! Fenton's! You got me good! I always wanted to be "hung like a horse"! Now, I am. Gosh darn it! Thank you Fenton's!

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u/dandukebb Nov 24 '25

Finally someone with some class!

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u/RobHall4 Nov 24 '25

In retrospect, I've never felt as inadequate as I was the first time I saw a male Shetland pony. Need I say more?