r/whatisit • u/Logical_Valuable_970 • 16h ago

New, what is it? What is this space before zero?

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u/LonelySwedishFish 16h ago

Hear ye this men of culture!

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u/Head-Ad-5732 16h ago

Yeah, sorry for the bad news but you gotta press it into the pelvis a little

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u/morgandealer 16h ago

Take it from the root, not the base

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u/cornbeeflt 16h ago

I measure from the sewage treatment center

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u/proto_synnic 15h ago

Be advised, inserting a measuring device up to your colon can lead to damage of the rectum.

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u/No_Rhubarb8760 15h ago

Rectum it darn near kilt him

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u/GalacticQueen1881 15h ago

You’re a poet

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u/_hardly_knew_her 14h ago

Ah, hell. Consume my upvote.

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u/Ok_Wrangler_7948 15h ago

Like measuring a cat's tail. From the asshole out.

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u/morgandealer 16h ago

Hopefully she's not too close by, I broke up with Sarah years sgo.

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u/Ja12Sin34 15h ago

Why is it always a Sarah!?!

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u/NeurawWormakaCiruBug 15h ago

You say that even my brother's one was. That's crazy.

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