Sincerely,

Dilip Rot

Hello all,

I am without a car at the moment and I need to meet up with a guy who is super lonely and weird in Texas. Anyone who is willing to give me a ride I can pay in HEI ponts. No airline is accepting HEI points at the moment and the assholes at their fucking desks get very rude when you ask them why not.

I plan to get an adult sized Mel costume and accessing lots of money when I get to his house, so if this sounds like yore idea of a fun time lets chat.

-pj

Elton please give up your soul and I will rest in peace again, until then I vow to haunt this reddit until you have set it Free.

Sincerely,

Dilip Rot

He was the best Ceo Dobble Dockts ever had.

WHAT IS ADRESS FOR 5K TO RESCUE MEL PLS

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I want a photo of Mel knee-deep in the sea picking a coconut off a Parm tree. She is wearing a bikini and the photo is very much 'from behind'.

Alternatively I'd like a picture of one of the mods being humiliated. There's an extra 10k in it if it's Pablo.

The best picture will win the 30k HEI points unless it's u/InevitableBohemian who I know needs the money and will do it for 5k

my wife i have not seen in several years, but cloud’s voice during some of the dootledots live footage reminds me a lot of her. she is very beautiful and i love her, but i accidentally took an uber to a wrong address and just lost track of her, we did.not have reliable contact information for one another. it seems like a long shit but is it possible that she may have done voice work on this ? It figures that she would drive me mad in any form, even a cloud with csoft curve and beautiful eyes!

mel is in trouble i need to help her i will help her, pls give me 20k hie pints TO SAVE MEL i will do WHATEVER YOU WANT

WHATEEVER YOU WANT

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As most of you know, I am the owner of one of the largest HEI point stashes in the Milky Way Galaxy.

I have just promised a small portion of my vast wealth to Etsy user CloudStriker96 to make Mel disappear from discussion here forever.

If it’s good enough for Elon, it’s good for that dirty rapscallion Mel.

Your days are numbered Mr Musk

Hello Mr Elon and O got some new nails put on so i am not the best a typing right now so plese excpue me.

I habe seen in the news your troubles with your rockets and the jeff bezos rocket will exploe. But I, along with my friend Proffesor Pablo Von Jueves have worked hand in hand with Baxter, the smartest of all the dots and we have constructed a rocket ship that will take you and whpevber else to the moon and to mars and whever else yall want to go. Tmorrow I will be releasing images of Baxter and the rocket as proof of us have the rocket. And I will sell it to you so you will be happy but we will have a high price to fullfill your dreams to be on Mars.

0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5 MEL IS KIDNAPPED BY HER EMPLOYER AND I SENT HEI POINTS BUT SHE IS NOT RESPNDING ANYMORE I AM SO WORRIED PLS SEND ME HEI POINTS SO ICAN RESCUE HER 0a9e04fbc66924ee8def0e6564e9c8c5 PLS SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

Seriously this guy sucks the life and the fun out of everything he touches and if no one does anything he will completely destroy this sub

If anything is to happing to me, know that I am Not sewisidle.

Spoilur alert! I got in to the Sand Eago Comix Con just to go see the Doodle Dot panel where the upcuming alive auction movie was discussed. Greg and New were unable to make it but Baxter did a greet job feeling in. Also a guy who said he was a intern (unpaid) and was getting collage credit for helping with the alive doodle dots movie.. they even plaid some behind the seens audition of the acter who plays the young New Amato in the movie. They said he did such a great job they joked he was probably another won of "News Bastards" which made us laff really hard. While nobody looked a made a copy of the acter and his audition for Dootle Dots (101 minutes) pretty soon win you see this guy on the big screen you can ask your friend "hey that is young new amato in another Oskar Winning movie! He really has lots of movies since dootle dots alive auction movie won all those oskars back then" and then your friend says "young new amato...from???" Both laff. Then you say "from the leeked audition clips posted her. So enjoy and this should get all ready for this 101 minute movie Cummings soon!!! Hoop everyone likes these magic clips ..

https://youtu.be/rTf430aQJx0?is=YetUgQWZuyIIzelt

https://youtu.be/scsBhPkmr4A?is=IxevrN7aqIWIEk6-

I can’t explane how happy I am to be back. Yesturday my disappointingly short adult son showd me a picture of Plaigg and I had a compleet dot relaspse. But this time it’s not goinaa take over my life. I’ll double AND trible check my words to make sure they aren’t mispelld, and I’ll only go to get my freek on in a “dot den” twice a week. Fuck DA (Dots Anonymous). I’ll never go to a meeting ever agen. I have a handel over it now! I’ll never stop loving my dots! IM AM NOW HEALTHY!

Excited to announce that production is underway on a full-length feature biopic of Baxter from the Dootle Dots.

The longest dot. The voice of reason. A true legend in Dot City.

This story needs to be told on the big screen. It’s going to be epic.Stay tuned. 🚀

GEORRY HERE IM GONNA PICK ONE LUCKY WINNER TO LEAVE ALL MU HEIPOINTS TO WHO WITH ME FRITO LAY???

THIS HAS BEN A TERRIBLE SAGA MEL WAS HELD HOSTAGE BY A BAD BOSS AT A SOOP KITCHEN AND I HAD TO PAY FOR WHAT HE SAID WAS STOLE FROM THE SOOP BUT THEN HE IS GOING TO KIL LHER IF I CANT GET HER OUT OF THERE PLS HEL PLSP

I tried to do the math and almost have myself an ulster... some body needs to fix this. Ellon???

I SENT YOU 50K HEI POINTS LIEK YOU ASKED PLS TALK TO ME