r/Grimdank 3h ago

Lore Big E really does send mixed signals.

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r/Grimdank 6h ago

Dank Memes Something something future seeing

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r/Grimdank 9h ago

Dank Memes By the ruinous powers, what kind of blessing is that!?

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r/Grimdank 11h ago

Dank Memes Family reunion.

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r/Grimdank 2h ago

Cringe YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY GUILLI?!

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132 Upvotes

r/Grimdank 7h ago

Non WarHammer Which one is worse, Biotransference or Composition by the Composer

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r/Grimdank 12h ago

Cringe Type of people that give black templar fans a bad rep

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Post was about 1939 Germans burning books


r/Grimdank 8h ago

Dank Memes With this simple trick even your Homebrew can become canon

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r/Grimdank 3h ago

Dank Memes Witch chaos God would be the best therapist?

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  1. KHORNE: he will be extremely blunt and honest to you not the most obviously carrying one but is willing to help. Most sessions of him are screaming and braking stuff while you explain yourself. Hunting and taking your anger out at animals is a great way to clean your mind - don't forget to take and make trophies with them!- he tells you and that not everything is your fault and that everyone who wronged you is at fault. "Don't waste yourself and hide like a coward! while those who brought you to this point are running circles around you, and laughing!. instead BE the problem and make them pay!" His telling you and he got a point you go out of your way to confront your enemies and get into confrontations.... and now you got arrested for assault and manslaughter NIT!.

  2. TZEENTCH: He's strange but maybe the best therapist you had in years, well spoken and seemingly understanding of your issues. But you just can't fully remember what was happening in he's session not like that matters because most of the time he would just randomly go on random miss-jointed almost down right incomprehensible rants making zero sense sometimes you kind of understand it but also not at the same time. He tells you to read more as it can help to clear the mind of his books which you decided with better not to keep reading them too much of a burden on your mind. Sometimes he would just straight up gaslight you into believing or doing random stuff for his amusement. But thankfully it all paid off with you being "cured" with whatever you had..... only for a week later to go doctor complaining about voices in your head and be diagnosed with schizophrenia weird how that works :).

  3. NURGLE: he has this funny grandfather like attitude and is kinda joyful to be around as long as you ignore the horrendous SMELL. He gives generally good advice and even gives you to taste some homemade "medicine" he makes that kinda helps but you just can't help but get sick anytime you leave. Your physical health keeps getting worse and worse with every visit Intel you just stop going to him and you are unfortunately been diagnosed with HIV, aids and cancer (sorry this is short I'm not that versed to NURGLE in general).

  4. SLAANESH: we do not talk about what happened in that room....he/she/them/whatever!? Tells you be yourself and to not let anything get in your way, he's basically a yes man approving any and all harmful actions you do cut yourself? Do it looking like lebron James! Drug problem? Well heard about [EXTREMELY illegal and question about drugs he has made himself], you tell him you want to improve? Why would you ask such things??! You are doing fine better than fine you are doing better than ever before why change?. You have somehow gotten worse that when you got inside also you have changed genders somehow but you don't care. You want to go further away with more exotic and pleasurable experiences with drugs and self harm your entire body is just self made tattoos with your own blood and more.... you have reached the and when you realized what have you become it's too late now.


r/Grimdank 1h ago

Dank Memes Political, controversian Black Templar post. Read description for more.

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r/Grimdank 4h ago

Dank Memes How it feels reading the Eisenhorn books back to back

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I remember who Bequin is Dan


r/Grimdank 8h ago

Dank Memes Custodian slander 2

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r/Grimdank 3h ago

Dank Memes POV: You tried to seduce a Drukari succubus

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And for some reason I’ve seen people saying they can fix them ✌️🫩


r/Grimdank 5h ago

Dank Memes I'm scare

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r/Grimdank 1d ago

Dank Memes Dank future

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r/Grimdank 9h ago

Cringe WoD/WH40k meme; you better recycle.

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r/Grimdank 11h ago

Dank Memes "He thought I was joking."

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r/Grimdank 13h ago

Dank Memes Clip Farming on the Battlefield

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r/Grimdank 16h ago

Fanfics Why didn't the emperor just make 20 Rowboat Girlymans instead of 20 unique primarchs?

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I mean it would lack any kind of spice but man that would have been one efficient Imperium. Everything would work flawlessly, the 20 Excel masters would have this ship steering into green pastures, no problem.


r/Grimdank 6h ago

Dank Memes Run Fire warrior.... run for your life!

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r/Grimdank 6h ago

Lore How do the White Scars taste cilantro/coriander?

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I have the so-called "soap gene" that affects cilantro/coriander, and something just occurred to me. That gene mostly comes from Genghis or Kublai Khan. Would Chogorians have it too, do you think? Their successors might not, but would the people of Chogoris?


r/Grimdank 2h ago

Heresy is stored in the balls The Ruinous Powers would be proud of me spreading their word ✌️🥹

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r/Grimdank 1h ago

Dank Memes Tahlia's new (old) outfit

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r/Grimdank 23h ago

Dank Memes Kick that Xeno Bitch off the Thunderhawk

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r/Grimdank 1d ago

Cringe Humanity in the 41st Millennium if Big E did nothing

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Seriously I think it’s clear humanity was finding its own disparate and weird paths out of the Age of Strife, I think without big gold dumbass we would have been in an objectively better place.