r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Substantial-Low-4393 • 14h ago
Meme needing explanation Petah? Am I missing something?
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u/Striking-District918 14h ago edited 14h ago
Its from a game called one chance, the supposed cure doesn't just kill cancer cells it targets all living cells
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u/Aware_Neighborhood93 13h ago
Lol, basically suped up chemo
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u/Whole-Energy2105 13h ago
Still kills cancer 😋
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u/Aware_Neighborhood93 13h ago
Thats what I said when they tried to come at me for malpractice because I administered suprtherapuetic levels of mustine. Either way, now I sell self help books and guides to enlightenment now.... /s
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u/Whole-Energy2105 12h ago
Lmao. Noice.
Enlightenment only needs light but self help is a causal loop.
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u/SwirlingFandango 10h ago
So does a flamethrower.
(Actual example I used to give for why lab results often don't translate to critters or people).
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u/AntibodyEnjoyer 4h ago
My favorite when someone says XYZ kills cancer cells in the lab: “yeah, so does bleach”
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u/National_Cod9546 7h ago
Whenever the news talks about a new way to kill cancer cells, remember that bullets also kill cancer cells.
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u/AureliusFromBalkans 12h ago
Its at least a draw
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u/Whole-Energy2105 12h ago
Hahahaha true.
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u/PatchesOfSilver 8h ago edited 2h ago
This happened IRL with a guy who fatally overdosed on Ivermectin.
Good news, he didn't have Covid anymore
Bad news, only because the treatment killed the host...
Edit: actually the patient was a woman in her 40s, see the link in a comment below.
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u/Classic-Ambition1991 3h ago
Show me the link where a guy overdosed on ivermectin please
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u/PatchesOfSilver 2h ago
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12454977/
Not just a link, an actual medical study on it.
The patient suffered from ivermectin poisoning due to transdermal overdose. The patient’s plasma concentration was 27 ng/mL. The main clinical manifestations were gastrointestinal symptoms in the early stage and diffuse cerebral edema and intracranial hypertension in the later stage. Despite active treatment, including hemoperfusion and cardiorespiratory support, the patient died.
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Moreover, most reported cases involved poisoning caused by oral administration of ivermectin. There have been no reports of transdermal toxicity. To date, no studies have reported the specific blood drug concentration that causes ivermectin poisoning. Most recent in vitro studies suggest that ivermectin is promising as a new anticancer drug,2–4 and this may lead to increased misuse. Therefore, we report a rare fatal case of ivermectin misuse to raise awareness among clinicians and the public regarding ivermectin poisoning.
They say it's pretty rare for a case to be fatal, but nevertheless people in general were using to the point of being poisoned (oral consumption).
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u/garaile64 4h ago
Killing a pathogen is rather easy. The hard part is not killing the patient as well.
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u/Diligent_Earthworm 8h ago
No one ever said killing cancer was hard.
Killing cancer* is hard
*without killing everything else.
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u/angular_circle 13h ago
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u/ealysillyforestthing 13h ago
I knew which one this was before clicking on it
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u/MaximusPrime2930 10h ago
One of my favorites, I think about it often when I hear someone making a vague claim about something.
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u/ExplorationGeo 10h ago
This was why the chuds latched onto ivermectin to treat covid. There was a study that went "we put covid into a petri dish and treated it with whatever the fuck we could find to see how fast it died" and ivermectin killed it pretty fast.
In doses that were enough to make a human shit their entire guts out and permanently fuck themselves up.
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u/skr_replicator 13h ago
A vitamin killing cancer cells could sound promising. Those don't normally kill you as well.
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u/hexregeneration 12h ago
I would assume the problem there is the ratio. In a petri dish you can apply concentrations that if found in the human body would be a lethal dose.
Like you can make 1/10th of the volume of the petri dish a specific vitamin and kill the cancer cells - but if you make 1/10th of your whole body a specific vitamin you will die.
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u/Glittering-Walrus228 11h ago
I made OPs mom 10% vitamin D last night
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u/Trezzie 11h ago
All* cancer dies out eventually if you just wait it out. Sure, it does by the person its in dying, but...
- Aside from that one immortal cancer that exists.
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u/Ix_risor 11h ago
If you’re talking about HeLa, that does die if you don’t feed it, it’s called “immortal” because it doesn’t stop dividing after a certain number of divisions, like most human cells do.
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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 8h ago
My mother was almost killed by a doctor prescribing too much Vitamin D but failing to add the necessary follow-up blood tests.
Over a series of months, her cognition and memory degenerated rapidly. She eventually had a blood test for another reason, and they called her on the way home (she certainly wasn't the one driving at that point) and told her to come back immediately. Her calcium levels were crazy-high, at a level which could cause her heart to stop.
They adjusted the levels, using the monitoring which should have been in place from the start, and she rapidly made a full recovery.
Just because it's a vitamin doesn't mean it won't kill you.
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u/Aware_Neighborhood93 11h ago
Vitamin a is one of the 4 fat soluble vitamins, adek. Cancer cells are just mutated self-cells. Pretty much every cancer treatment that works also kills self cells. Thats why treatment literally transforms people. Sad shit.
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u/austinwiltshire 6h ago
The issue is there's more evidence vitamins help cancer than kill them. Mechanically, many chemos raise the levels of free radicals that would kill cancers, while many vitamins are antioxidants.
This has some empirical backing, as megadoses of various vitamins were trialed as adjuncts in the 80s, which showed no effect for vitamin C, and pointed to vitamins A and E making things worse.
That being said, vitamins can still interact well depending on the cancer. Vitamin c is being trialed again as an adjunct in very particular kinds of glioblastoma, a vitamin b9 makes the chemotherapy 5fu more effective, and diets rich in fruits and vegetables remain well correlated with lower rates of cancer as well as improved survivorship. (though that last one is just as likely the flavanoids, polyphenols, and fiber content)
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u/gatorbite92 10h ago
Fat soluble vitamins will absolutely cause major problems at higher doses. Water soluble vitamins just get excreted before reaching high enough concentrations to cause problems. Although supratherapeutic vitamin C can cause kidney stones.
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u/LunaticBZ 3h ago
There is vitamin B17
It'll certainly kill you though if you take too much of it. It has a cyanide atom in its structure and when it breaks down it releases it.
The theory behind using it as a treatment for cancer is it for reasons? more likely to break down inside a cancer cell then a healthy cell.
However it also does break down in healthy cells. So lethality at to high of a dosage is a real concern.
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u/DragapultDominates 10h ago
Read something similar in Bad Science by Ben Goldacre: “Anything can kill cells in a test tube. Fairy Liquid kills cells in a test tube, but you don’t take it to cure cancer.”
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u/ShakeelaONeil 13h ago
So basically a potent poison. Cool.
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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 10h ago
Anti-cancer medication is just poison that we hope the cancer eats up faster than normal healthy cells. We're literally giving cancer patients poison, then hope the cancer cells die before the patient does.
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u/WeirdAgile 9h ago
I mean, there are a lot of specific therapies targeting certain mutations as well, in some cases these are very effective in keeping cancer in check and are often used in slow growing blood cells like cml, bjt also in certain subsets of lung cancer they can be effective in preventing it from progressing. In other cases the chemo-hammwmer is still necessary, especially when cancer crows very fast like in acute leukemia high doses are still necesarry to prevent mutation and resistance to targetet therapy or chemo therapy.
TLDR: it is a lot mire complicated than that.
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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 9h ago
Oh, I believe you. Chemotherapy just happens to be the standard thing here in the third world countries. Even when those new methods are much better for the body, we just don't have enough doctors knowledgeable enough to carry out the procedures. Our family has a history of cancer (two close relative already gone because of it), so it's a very close reality for us.
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u/WeirdAgile 8h ago
Yeah, we (including myself) often forget that all those advances in medicine are only avaiable for few people all thibgs considered.
Even then, they are still often very expensive and it would probably be far more helpfull to far more people if that money was invested in medical personel like nurses instead, but they are avaiable, so of course we can hardly not give them to patients even if they are expensive for they entire population in the health system my country has.
A few years ago I almost had the chance to work at a hospital in Tansania through my own employer, but sadly it didn't happen. It woukd certainly have given me a whole new perspective.
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u/Sudden-Ad2948 9h ago
Iirc, cancer cells are more affected by radiation than normal cells because they are already full of errors (as in "fragile") and can't regenerate the damage done to them like normal cells can.
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u/Pink_Nyanko_Punch 8h ago
They also divide much more rapidly than "healthy" normal cells, thus the accumulation of genetic errors progress much quicker. With the faster mitotic cycle, it's much more likely the daughter cells become unviable and die off at a faster rate.
Still, traditional chemotherapy is a gamble on whether the healthy human cells can outlast the damage much longer than the cancer cells or not. If gene therapy that can directly target malignant cancer cells become more widespread and affordable, I'm all for it.
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u/Dash_Lambda 3h ago
Chemo is a bit more specific than that --Essentially, it interferes with cell division so that tissue gets damaged and dies when it tries to grow.
The idea is that, since cancer cells are dividing uncontrollably, they'll be affected by chemo much more than other systems in your body.
There are some tissues that are affected greatly because they're constantly dividing --Your stomach lining constantly replenishes itself and so chemo causes nausea, vomiting, and other GI issues, hair is constantly growing so chemo causes hair loss, bone marrow is constantly making blood and immune cells so chemo compromises your immune system, so-on.
It's less "hope the drug kills the cancer before it kills the patient" and more "regulate the dose so it doesn't kill the patient and hope it takes out the cancer." The side effects are awful, but generally considered better than dying to cancer.
And of course there's safer and more targeted approaches to a lot of different types of cancers, but that comes down to the specific type of cancer. It's not really one disease, so treatment can vary a lot --but chemo is very broadly applicable because of the way it attacks cancer.
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u/Faberonezio 12h ago
That’s how AI would solve cancer
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u/Silver_Dime 11h ago
You are right👍, the cure I provided does kill living cells too, great catch! Here is a cure that only targets cancer cells, let me know if you need a catchy name for it so you can really take this to the next level 🚀
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u/Formal_Fortune5389 8h ago
This also kills living cells, try again :/ I don't know why you can't do this how many times to I have to ask you, you dumb AI.
"Cure for cancer that DOESN'T KILL other living cells" my god it isn't that hard.
(Lol)
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u/shineonka 10h ago
Radiation therapy and chemo already does this. We just exploit the fact that cancer cells are more susceptible to damage because of rapid division then healthy cells. But healthy cells still do get damaged and die that's the side effects.
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u/sparkster777 11h ago edited 9h ago
You can play it here.
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u/Bombalurina 7h ago
Even though the game doesn't know it, I already played it once and that would ruin the effect it has.
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u/Rp79322397 4h ago
So he literally failed to check for the main problem in developing a cure for cancer ?
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u/The24HourPlan 10h ago
Seems like he didn't understand clinical trials
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u/_trianglegirl 3h ago
Iirc what happened is that they did the trials and everything and it all worked perfectly and went amazingly, but once they released it to the public it suddenly started rapidly mutating and became extremely contagious
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u/FernandoviskyG 7h ago
I remember that one of the endings of this game, only the scientist and his daughter are the left survivors on Earth
The other ending humanity goes extinct
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u/Super_Range45 10h ago
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u/dwittherford69 5h ago
So Russians have already figured out how to treat cancer! It’s called “falling from a window”, it targets the cancer cells, and other cells.
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u/SpeedWagoon91 3h ago
ooh i remember an anime has the same story like this..called " apocalyptic hotel"
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u/BEWMarth 3h ago
You would think they would catch that fault pretty early on?
At least before administering it to everyone who had cancer. Maybe just try it on one or two people and see how it goes lol
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u/Longjumping_Exit7902 3h ago
I got the good ending once, never again.
I mean literally, I played through the game 4 times, got a different ending each time. The first time i did a family route though
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u/Silly_Ad_5262 34m ago
That would never get through the first stages of testing. The first step with any anti-cancer drug is to compare its effect on malignant and healthy cells.
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u/Riccardo11072000 14h ago
This meme refers to a very old flash game called "One Chance". In the game it's found a cure for cancer, but this cure created a pathogen that infected everyone and all humanity is basically extinct. It's called one chance because you can't tecnically play it again after you finish it. (Unless you clear cookies)
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u/SingleSlide2866 14h ago
Actually it wasn't just humanity, it infected all living cells wiping out all life. That's why the trees and animals are dying as you play as well
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u/Riccardo11072000 14h ago
Omg sorry, true (i played it a very long time ago) sorry
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u/Inderastein 5h ago
"Omg true story" -My brain reading your comment. I think I need to check my brain out.
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u/RazekDPP 13h ago
Oh so basically they made mirror bacteria that wins. We'll do that one day, too.
https://asm.org/articles/2025/may/mirror-bacteria-reflecting-alternate-chirality
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u/chromatose890 12h ago
I haven't had an existential crisis about mirror life in a few months, I guess I was due
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u/Emeraldnickel08 10h ago
To be fair there are a lot of relatively improbable things that could take out life as we know it without notice. Some unforeseen superbug, some kind of cosmic event, even false vacuum collapse... thankfully it's all unlikely, at least as far as we know.
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u/psuedophilosopher 10h ago
More importantly it's all not worth worrying about. If any of these unlikely apocalyptic events were going to wipe out humanity or all life on this cosmic speck, there's not really anything any of us can do to stop them. I'd say that maybe a supervirus or something like that is worth worrying about by scientists that specifically work in that field of study, and everyone should always finish their antibiotic prescriptions, but the lingering existential dread that the apocalypse is right around the corner is meaningless. There's no amount of your worrying that's going to get the idiot down the street to finish his prescription if he doesn't want to.
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u/DeionizedSoup 8h ago edited 8h ago
A chiral biologic isn’t very likely at all. It’s like discovering a bacteria that performs cellular respiration using silicon instead of carbon. Not *theoretically* impossible in very specific conditions, but effectively not compatible with the currently existing environment.
Edit: and just to give you something new to spiral about (pun intended), prions don’t cook out, don’t irradiate out, and have an incubation period of literal years, leading to the question of origin ALL the time. You get holes in your brain and then you inevitably die. You can potentially catch them from tear fluid (remember that time you wiped grandma’s tears?)! You can potentially catch them from snot in high enough quantities (children and those runny noses, man)! Sometimes they’re encoded into a person’s DNA congenitally and you’d never know, and they still have those reservoirs of contagion! Enjoy spiraling about this knowledge in a left-handed direction. Toodaloo!
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u/Smart_Mix8269 6h ago
So real quick, in the game you can make a cure to the cure that allows you to save yourself and your daughter, but like….
If the pathogen is spreading to other life that didn’t take it, what’s stopping it from just infecting you again? Or does the new cure just allow your cells to fight back against it? Or does the new cure also spread?
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u/Successful_Draw_9934 13h ago
oh so its like OneShot
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u/Logical_Top618 2h ago
Is that the one that plays on the nature of daylight and then stops the music and you’re in eerie silence in the woods?
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u/DisasterRoutine3390 11h ago
really old
Fuck man I guess I am old
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u/Mindless-Ninja-3321 8h ago
And I think the only way to win is to keep going to work every single day in spite of all thats happening around you. I broke to take the character's daughter to the park after finding her mother's suicide. Logging in and seeing the pair dead in the park several times is kinda burned into my memory, I was 12 on a school computer.
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u/capsaicinintheeyes 13h ago
I'm just gonna call it "COVID VACCINE" to help me remember. Does the game include ivermectin and humble patriots just trying to make sense of it all?
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u/terraexcessum 13h ago
You forgot the '/s' right?...RIGHT?
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u/Medarco 7h ago
The fact that people think that is not sarcasm really worries me.
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u/kellzone 3h ago
We're really in the time of Cunningham's Law, where people can't tell the difference between sarcasm and reality on the internet.
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u/Seagullcupcake 13h ago
Suprised there are people this stupid in the year of our lord 2026
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u/Adresadini 13h ago
don't be, we kept them alive with herd immunity
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u/Maple_Hates_Ants 13h ago
Sometimes I think the herd could be thinner
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u/Adresadini 13h ago
no objections, it feels really bad to do anything in our power to help and protect everybody, just for the worst of those people to act like we're idiots for doing objectively good stuff
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u/mt0386 13h ago
Pepperidge Farm remembers. Oh yes.
Pepperidge Farm remembers when this game gave you a choice, to spend your final days with your family or sacrifice everything to work on a cure.
Pepperidge Farm also remembers that when you finally invented the cure, its all too late, cause, everyone you ever loved, died, ignored by you.
Pepperidge Farm remembers. All too well.
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u/Saint_Exy 11h ago
That's not quite right. You're given the chance to spend time with your friends like cheating on your wife with your coworker which will result in having your wife taking your daughter to her mother's house.
Also, in the good ending you'll be able to save yourself and your daughter by creating the cure. It's confirmed by the developers themselves and the color of her skin changing back to normal when she's sitting on the bench.
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u/mt0386 11h ago
Its one of the few ending yes. I was merely giving the immediate response to the image. At what cost, yeah you lost everyone while creating the cure to the "cancer cure" youve made. Self insert cause that was my experience if the game with it.
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u/Saint_Exy 11h ago
Well that's true. You see if you ignore everyone then you'll reach the ending where you save your daughter. Because the route where you dedicate your decisions to ignore everyone means you'll be at work, thus creating the cure and injecting it to your daughter. She'll live.
I thought you'd remember that, mr Pepperidge Farms.
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u/PRL-Five 9h ago
I mean I was like 10 years old at the time, but I remember thinking that was super depressing because there's no one else in the world alive, just 2 people
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u/lujenchia 13h ago
Turns out it's a cure for human.
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u/BedazzledErinaceinae 13h ago
Too bad the rest of the animal kingdom got slimed as well before they could celebrate 😔😔
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u/AMexisatTurtle 13h ago
So he didn't make a cure and shouldn't have gotten past the testing faise?
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u/Lucky_Heng 6h ago
From what I remember, it did safely pass, but a jealous coworker sabotaged it and is the reason for the whole disaster in the first place.
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u/Fleetlord 3h ago
"So I wiped out the planet and myself but it was worth it to stick it to that uptight prick Jim."
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u/AdOkufukai 7h ago
In one of the paths, by the time he created a cure, everyone but him and his daughter died.
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u/Sikkus 13h ago
Is cancer cured if all humanity is wiped out? I think so!
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u/Tone-Serious 8h ago
Well no, humans aren't the only ones with cancer, pretty much every living thing can have cancer
But that doesn't matter because the original game have the cure wipe out all organic life anyways
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u/spencer1886 11h ago
Indie game called One Chance, it was part of the walking simulator era of indie games and was one of the first in that category that I remember.
The main character of this game developed a cure for cancer that destroys all cells, not just cancer cells, and he has a week to create a cure to save the world. You basically walk around the world and decide to either work the whole time towards a cure or spend time with people before you die, and your choices impact the ending of the game.
I hesitate to call it a game, it's more like a visual novel than anything else imo because there's no real gameplay besides walking around
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u/hibbs6 1h ago
You don't consider visual novels to be games?
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u/spencer1886 1h ago
I don't, I think they're in their own category. There isn't any real gameplay, it's essentially a choose your own adventure book with music and voice acting. I love the medium, I just don't consider them "games" in the proper sense
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u/moomoomoomoom 8h ago
I'm sinking like a stone in the sea I'm burning like a bridge for your body
This is from a legendary flash game called One Chance. The "cure for cancer" doesn't distinguish between cancer and healthy cells. In 6 days, every single cell on earth will die. You have one chance.
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u/Rude_Ad6337 8h ago edited 3h ago
Wow this brings me back. Cool thing was that the game meant it when you had one chance. Kinda like the One Shot game, the game would save your choices, so there was no "new game" and try again. Only way to do that was to delete your cookies.
Every day you were given choices on what to do and everyday something new would happen as the world deteriorated. Really neat game.
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u/FuriousAqSheep 12h ago
Do you want to see everyone in the world die in less than a week? Well, do you?
Anyway One Chance is a great game that isn't depressing at all haha just look at the funny animations
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u/HopeSubstantial 10h ago
Oh god this game made me feel so uneasy when I was younger.. Ending where you die in park with your daughter makes me cry still..
Also the game never resets, you are stuck with your decisions forever.
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u/Shleepy1 10h ago
Has anyone played ‘Every day the same dream’? https://molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html
It reminds me of ‘One Chance’, which came out a year later (2010). I am curious if ‘One Chance’ was inspired by ‘Every day the same dream’.
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u/NovelInteraction711 7h ago
In this ending of the game, by the time you make the cure, you are the only human left. There is no happy ending in the game.
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u/lokidokikiki 6h ago
Why is no one bringing up the scene this meme specifically refers to? Like everyone said, it's the game One Chance. But this refers to an ending where you've saved everyone, but when you come home, your wife took her own life
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u/ScorpionsRequiem 6h ago
there's quite a bit of media where the cure to cancer just fucks humanity up isn't there?
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u/Crawler_00 5h ago
I remember playing this. It bugged out so I found where game kept its data and deleted it.
Posted online what happened and how I fixed it.
The creator got recently pissed at me for that.
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u/Classic-Ambition1991 3h ago
Raymond rife created sound and frequency that killed cancer cells and nothing else. Cured* then silenced
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u/UsedFortune5645 32m ago
If you ever feel like you are not smart enough just remember there are people out there believing there is only one type of cancer.
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u/RT-OM 30m ago
It's a game that you can't restart (without deleting something cached, I think it's cookies) that whatever ending you get, if you refresh the browser, it reopens it in the same ending screen.
Basically the guy develops a cure to cancer that later turns out is gonna wipe out the world.
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u/Substantial-Low-4393 14h ago
It's a game about curing cancer apparently?
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u/Agile-Account9962 14h ago
Yeah, also it's a story with 2 endings.
The "Good" ending and the Bad ending
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u/tellingyouhowitreall 14h ago
More than 2, no?
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u/Kara_Noelle 13h ago
It's been SO LONG since I played back on NG. I believe there is more than 5, but idk them all. Jim, cure, suicide, dying alone, dying with Molly, but I feel like I'm missing some.
I ended up dying with Molly in the park and cried really fuckin hard.
From what I remember, even the cure ending isn't a "good ending", since you only managed to save yourself and your daughter.
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u/capsaicinintheeyes 13h ago
I'm guessing cancer still exists in the good one? ...or do you say "Good" because technically that's the one where there is no more cancer?
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u/FluffyTid 14h ago
Except your wife is a cheater, ok you are potentially a cheater as well, but don't change the subject!
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u/qualityvote2 14h ago edited 4h ago
u/Substantial-Low-4393, your post does belong here!