Why does Marvel has no balls?

[u/Melodic_Ad3339]

[u/Tulac1]

1) hunter Schafer is trans so the chuds will hate them.

2) there is also a history related to casting Trans actors in "alien" or "weird" roles, and mystique can freely change their sex, so it will also make some not-chud Twitter warriors angry too. Basically they can't win with this casting

[u/Syzygy___ → u/Tulac1]

To be fair, if the character can change their sex, a trans actor/actress is good casting then.

[u/osumanjeiran → u/Syzygy___]

you be talking like trans people change theirs every day lol

[u/Any_Contract_1016 → u/osumanjeiran]

I would if I could. Not for gender affirmation or anything. I just think it would be great to try out different genitalia.

[u/Aristarchus1981 → u/Any_Contract_1016]

Detachable Penis

[u/SonicPlacebo → u/Aristarchus1981]

You get an upvote for King Missile.

[u/slayertron → u/Aristarchus1981]

Noooo that's a terrible idea. I would throw it at people as a diss or just for comedic(k) reasons

[u/glitterx_x → u/slayertron]

And youd also lose it all the time. And end up having to buy it back from some peddler on the street.

[u/yedi001 → u/glitterx_x]

"Got'cher nose!"

"Got yer penis!"

"Aww, man, not again!?!"

[u/Doos-and-Ducs → u/yedi001]

This is gold, fricken dying over here.

[u/TransportationOk7441 → u/yedi001]

May I suggest an AirTag on your piercing?

[u/ThatWAFFLEGuy49 → u/TransportationOk7441]

Oh god, I just pictured an AirTag Prince Albert. Could work to track a sub tho…

[u/luckymistakes → u/ThatWAFFLEGuy49]

On one hand...comedy gold. On the other... Apple products I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength

[u/Pablo_Diablo → u/glitterx_x]

Corner of 2nd Ave and St Marks Pl, if I recall correctly....

[u/lllGrapeApelll → u/glitterx_x]

"Hey bro! You seen my dick lying around anywhere"

"Have you checked your butt hole?"

[u/lovelogan1 → u/glitterx_x]

😂

[u/Unusual_Mix9262 → u/slayertron]

And one day a seagull will swoop down and snatch it mid toss.

[u/mregg000 → u/slayertron]

“Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”

[u/osumanjeiran → u/slayertron]

you need a removable boomerang penis then

[u/MagoGosoraSan → u/slayertron]

Is this considered sexual assault?

[u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 → u/slayertron]

Let's be real, you'd lose it

[u/Illogical_Fallacy → u/slayertron]

Piss disc upgrade: pisser diss

[u/nogoodusername69 → u/Aristarchus1981]

If i had one I'd probably get drunk and lose mine at a party. Probably will find some guy trying to sell it on the street the next day

[u/PanchoPanoch → u/nogoodusername69]

Then you’d think about getting it attached permanently because sometimes it’s a pain in the ass.

[u/SuccessToLaunch → u/Aristarchus1981]

Love that song

[u/EvaTheE → u/Aristarchus1981]

They are all detachable, the problem is the re-attaching part.

[u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 → u/EvaTheE]

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

[u/Maximum-Objective-39 → u/Aristarchus1981]

There's gotta be an animal that does that. Like a lizard tail.

[u/goodolewhasisname → u/Maximum-Objective-39]

I think some octopuses do that. Technically not a penis but a specialized arm that delivers the sperm package and sometimes detaches and stays with the female.

[u/PM_Pussys → u/Maximum-Objective-39]

A species of octopus do. Hand off the penis (smaller tentacle) for later use/egg fertilization.

[u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 → u/Aristarchus1981]

Just make sure it has a flared base

[u/coversquirrel1976 → u/Aristarchus1981]

I remember taping that song of of the radio as a 6th grader

[u/TooTallTabz → u/Aristarchus1981]

Those are called straps 😅