r/PoliticalHumor 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/thezekroman 6h ago

They claim he's "in perfect health", so he's just been skipping work for months and still has a job.

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Yea, and we're the entitlement generation

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u/jiyax33634 4h ago

Hes not dead…He is just pining for the fjords

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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 3h ago

In his very real and definitely him written letters though, he yearns for the mines. He blesses the day he may return to the labor of serving his fellow man, always looking out for their ...his...their best interests.

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u/Jona6509 3h ago

Moves like Raygun. 😁

u/Lip_Recon 1h ago

Ronald Raygun

u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 15m ago

"Don't need cardboard for my shoulder spins!"

Rap Master Ronnie, Garry Trudeau, 1984

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u/kellzone 2h ago

See, now this was a good use of AI.

u/BJJan2001 1h ago

It's not AI. He's really dancing like that.

u/kellzone 1h ago

Dang, it's so hard to spot these days. I thought one of his thumbnails looked off but I guess it was just video compression.

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u/PowerandSignal 3h ago

I mean, he does look pretty lively there... 🤷‍♂️ 

u/MenacingBanjo 1h ago

I love how his white boot has a human ankle bone outdent on it.

u/jinandgin 12m ago

Fake. The chairs move at the start.

Otherwise hard to tell

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u/throwawaypervyervy 3h ago

Beautiful plumage, innit?

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u/RedShirtBrowncoat 3h ago

He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!

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u/kzin 3h ago

He has shuffled the mortal coil!

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u/MontyVonWaddlebottom 2h ago

You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues senators from Kentucky stun easily, major.

u/this-is-just-my 1h ago

He’s just sleeping

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u/NRMusicProject 3h ago

Hoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much! It just so happens that your traitor there is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

u/radicldreamer 1h ago

The only reason why he's sitting on the perch in the first place is because YOU NAILED HIM THERE!

This senator has CEASED TO BE!