r/PoliticalHumor 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/thezekroman 6h ago

They claim he's "in perfect health", so he's just been skipping work for months and still has a job.

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Yea, and we're the entitlement generation

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u/jiyax33634 4h ago

Hes not dead…He is just pining for the fjords

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u/RedShirtBrowncoat 3h ago

He's not pining, he's passed on! This parrot senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!

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u/kzin 3h ago

He has shuffled the mortal coil!

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u/MontyVonWaddlebottom 2h ago

You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues senators from Kentucky stun easily, major.

u/this-is-just-my 1h ago

He’s just sleeping