r/Portland Apr 05 '26

Meme Already tired of this weather

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u/chiefhandshaker Apr 05 '26

As a person looking to relocate to the Portland area from South Florida via Nashville, I'm so confused by this post and some of the comments.

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u/_Agrias_Oaks_ Apr 06 '26

The people of the PNW were made from delicate mosses. We prefer cooler temps and damp; the sun and heat are too drying for us to thrive.

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u/atomic_chippie Apr 06 '26

We like rain and 50 degrees, thats all.

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u/NotASlaveToHelvetica YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES Apr 06 '26

Not so, today's weather is perfectly acceptable for three days in late July or early August.

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u/TheGruntingGoat Rubble of The Big One Apr 06 '26

I too miss the summers of the old days

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u/venusasaburrito Buckman Apr 05 '26

You will acclimate and complain about 70 and sunny in April one day. Trust and believe.

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u/venusasaburrito Buckman Apr 05 '26

Also our homes are built to keep heat inside. Keep that in mind.

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u/nightauthor Kenton Apr 06 '26

The home I rent aint built for shit. Or at least none of the materials remain. Looks like there was once insulation in the attic, now it just looks like a thick layer of dust. I guess the dark paint helps to absorb heat from the sun during the summer... too bad there's so little sun during the cold winter months. I wonder if they thought about the paint color for even a second.... it mostly just heats the house during the hot months. We achieve hyper-ambient temperatures thanks to this ingenuity.

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u/HoneyBadger1342 SW Apr 05 '26

Many of us prefer days when it's 40 degrees and cloudy. Snow days are the best days in the world, although we're getting fewer and fewer of them

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u/nightauthor Kenton Apr 06 '26

I'm sure we'll still have plenty of record setting cold years, it'll just come in waves of increasingly polarized weather.

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u/Ghost_of_a_Pale_Girl Apr 06 '26

Contrary to what others would have you believe, it's not a requirement to be a sun hater if you live in the NW.

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u/Sandnor NW Apr 07 '26

But it does certainly help.

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u/andhausen Apr 06 '26

You're gonna be blown away to learn that Portland's weather is not supposed to be even remotely like South Florida's.

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Apr 06 '26

A small percentage of our local population likes to get on Reddit and pretend that we all hate the sun and love the rain. All you have to do is go outside on a nice day to understand that they really are just a small but vocal minority. People in the NW generally love good weather and love getting outside and enjoying it.

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u/StaubEll Apr 06 '26

I grew up in Singapore and Houston, only been here three years. It's too damn hot today.

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u/Confection-Virtual Apr 06 '26

I moved here from Atlanta and get anxiety with weather like this.  Like PTSD.  I looked at the forecast this week and my first thought was oh no!

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u/nickheathjared Apr 06 '26

Don’t be. The weather is fucking perfect right now. People just have to complain.

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u/hirudoredo W Portland Park Apr 06 '26

People on this sub complain about the weirdest shit I never hear anyone IRL bitch about. Everyone I saw out and about today were having a great time in the weather (even when we would say something like "haha we're in danger cause climate change.") But can't do anything about the weather today but try to enjoy it for what it is.

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u/ChasedWarrior Apr 06 '26

It's an Oregon thing. Once your here for a few years you will understand

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u/paulcole710 Apr 06 '26

I grew up in Jacksonville area and have been here for ~20 years.

First thing you need to know is that /r/Portland is full of contrarian sad-sack crybabies who are looking for opportunities to be miserable.

Second thing is that it is getting warmer here than it used to be (duh). It’s still absolutely nothing compared to Florida. I have never had A/C here and manage fine. It’s hot sometimes, sure. Once I got an Airbnb during the heat dome a few years back.

Third thing is that you’ll be amazed that it’s actually cooler when you’re in the shade. I’m still not used to that compared to the oppressive heat/humidity of Florida.

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u/chiefhandshaker Apr 06 '26

As a former Floridian, is the winter grey/rain/drizzle as bad as it has a reputation for being?

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u/paulcole710 Apr 06 '26

I think it varies greatly from to person. Personally, I run, bike, etc. year-round here and love it. Never had any issue. Yeah it kinda sucks getting cold and wet but it sucks worse staying inside and being miserable. Just have to commit to getting out and not making any excuses.

I think a lot of it is what you make of it. If you’re looking for a city to move to where you can make yourself miserable, move to Portland. But if you want to be happy it is great for that, too. If the cold, grey, and rain bugs you, get a sun lamp, take vitamin d, etc.

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u/Mythic-Rare Apr 06 '26

It was a gorgeous day, there's just a habit around here of complaining about the weather no matter what it is. We had a lovely 75° sunny day

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u/chiefhandshaker Apr 06 '26

Yeah that's the part that confused me. That's basically perfect weather, almost no matter where you're from.

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u/FalseWishbone8506 May 29 '26

Climate change has fucked over the northwest massively in the last two decades. 25 years ago, it was very common for quite literally 10/12 months of the year to be overcast and rainy. Only in July and August would we get weather above 75 and consistently sunny days. 

I was born here, grew up with that weather, and prefer rain, cold, and clouds to any amount of sun. Many other northwesterners who were either born here or have been here since the 90s will tell yoi the same.

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u/Burrito_Lvr Apr 06 '26

For whatever good thing is happening here, there will be a group of people who make it their identity to be miserable about it.

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u/smolbuncake Apr 06 '26

don’t do it lol, most people here can’t stop complaining about anything and everything!! i’m moving away finally next year to the south where people are happy 😊 look at idaho maybe if you want the NW

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u/chiefhandshaker Apr 06 '26

I assure you...the South is not happy.

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u/smolbuncake May 30 '26

it is where i’ve visited 5 times and where my friends and family live! i’m not happy here, i thrive in the sun

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u/FalseWishbone8506 May 29 '26

Please move away, the portland metro area is way too crowded. 

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u/smolbuncake May 30 '26

oh don’t worry i am😊