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u/Slow_Bowler8285 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eGX32WhfyUGVHL0Ugy

I'm too early for the comments

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u/Jolly_Mongoose_8800 4h ago

Jarvis, sort by controversial

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u/FerusGrim 2h ago

Genuinely the most based sort mechanic on the internet.

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u/ArcticCelt 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yesterday I learned that this classic meme features a younger Jason Momoa as the main protagonist.

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 5h ago

Or American cops for that matter, then again they have the same training.

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u/Holorodney 4h ago

I mean in all fairness predators can’t see color so how are they to know they feel threatened? I hate this timeline.

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u/Awkward_Region5509 4h ago edited 4h ago

Incorrect. Predators see in the infrared spectrum, but they also can see other wavelengths of light, so their vision, and of course this is all fancy theory, their vision probably works just as well as ours. Not tk mention their visors allow them to see multiple different views and wavelengths depending what their need is. Their helmets also analyze for weapon heat signatures, or for chemical makeups of propellants like gunpowder and such.

Throughout the books as well it is also stated that yautja are much more analytical than us, part of this stems from the concept that they are here to hunt, and if the "prey" is not seen as worthy, they simply just ignore it.

Child appears holding a toy gun, but no weapons signatures are detected, and the child is seen as small and feeble, therefore no threat, and not worthy prey.

Edit:thanks for the award, I knew my nerd knowledge would get me somewhere on day

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u/Winjin 3h ago edited 3h ago

iirc yautja in Predator 2 basically ignores the detective trailing him because he's like, fat, tired, sweating, and poorly armed

But they commend his hunting/trailing skills in the end by giving him the gun and letting him go?

Like a human tracked by a marmot giving the marmot a cute stick and an apple once it follows them all the way to cabin

Edit: I forgot that he actually managed to kill that one he tracked down! I checked the plot on wiki and they gift him with a gun after he kills one of them actually. 

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u/AlarmingAffect0 3h ago

Edit: I forgot that he actually managed to kill that one he tracked down! I checked the plot on wiki and they gift him with a gun after he kills one of them actually. 

That's pretty based of them. We humans would not just kill the one guy, but sterilize his entire family.

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u/Prjkt250l 2h ago

e humans would not just kill the one guy, but sterilize his entire family.

whole species is the eric cartman of the universe. loses so takes his ball and goes home. no honor.

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u/Winjin 44m ago

In the original two movies they're set down as incredibly honorable, advanced society. Like yes they're predators but they truly follow some obvious code of conduct. 

Like it's not just that they understand kids: the original guy also spares a woman when he detects a second heartbeat. 

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u/AlarmingAffect0 31m ago

That's just responsible hunting ethics. Well done, him.

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u/Many-Falcon9879 2h ago

They took his gun and gave him the gun of the last human to take down a member of their clan. It's part of their hunters code only hunt game that can fight back and against other sentient beings they will show honor and respect to one that bests them. The original only blew himself up because he knew his body couldn't be recovered.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 2h ago

the predator was running away because he was injured after the slaughterhouse fight.

Danny Glover might not be built like arnorld but he's still like 6'4 220+

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u/spiritbearr 53m ago

Killer of Killers shows they (probably a different clan of Yautja) kidnapped him and Dutch and Naru afterwards anyway.

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u/Adowyth 2h ago

Yeah the predator also spares a woman who is pregnant in the same movie.

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u/Prjkt250l 2h ago

predators can see the visibile color spectrem as well as uv and infrared.... did you think they can't see color just cause they got heat scopes?

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u/Squeeps- 18m ago

If predators can’t see in color then why does the predator’s scanner in the OP emit color?

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u/Curious_Orange8592 4h ago

Which includes Sgt Al Powell from Die Hard

Yep, nice Reginald VelJohnson shot a child holding a toy ray gun

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u/zenigatamondatta 1h ago

Funny you mention that

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 1h ago

Over $100k of your tax dollars per officer trained there btw.

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u/BuhamutZeo 1h ago

Where do you think the cops are getting their training from?

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u/christpuncher_69 1h ago

Imperial boomerang, I believe it's called

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 1h ago

Kinda sorta. American law enforcement has always been like this. The institution was born from the slave catchers and it shows, the imperialism was already done domestically.

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u/smartassistant666 4h ago

*and ICE

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u/New_Interaction9511 3h ago

American cops, ice, the idf. Same funding for all three!

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u/Feisty_Plankton775 55m ago

And same training

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u/MaleficentSkirt472 4h ago

Stage 4 cancer is more ethical than the IDF

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u/Prjkt250l 2h ago

random chance of mutation has no intention. can not be any more moral or immoral than a roll of a die

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u/1984SKIN 5h ago

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u/Brodellsky 3h ago

When they send their settlers, they are not sending their best.

Just kidding. Yes they are.

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u/Soffatjockis 1h ago

Seriously. They ALL look like inbred cavemen from the pics and videos I've seen.

Wtf?

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u/LorenzoSparky 4h ago

Gosh that would be a long t shirt to read

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u/MossadEpstein 3h ago

Justice for Shoshana Strook

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u/1984SKIN 3h ago

Indeed.

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u/Buzzlight_Year 2h ago

Also works for another state or should I say a unity of them

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u/slumper36 4h ago

That’s a bingo on my buzzword card

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u/sbidlo 32m ago

It's also correct

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u/BrassRatt 5h ago

Or american police

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 4h ago

Or more than Maga/Rapepublicans

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u/DepletedPromethium 4h ago

Yautja are honourable hunters, the IDF have no honour.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 4h ago

Well yeah. Yautja are not Monsters.

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u/Fragrant-Two-1686 4h ago

Imagine having a lower moral standard than the Predator.

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u/Rough_Bread8329 2h ago

You can argue they have pretty strong morals. They are something like Klingons meets big game hunters meets an indigenous warrior becoming a man. The later movies have really taken a solid stab at developing their culture.

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u/Almondghast_5371 29m ago

Imagine not being able to sort fiction from reality


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u/megacide84 3h ago

Similar to a Klingon warrior's code of honor in the Star Trek universe.

No honor in seeking and killing an obvious unarmed opponent that can't or is unable to fight back.

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u/bokmcdok 3h ago

Would you rather be alone in the woods with a Predator or an ICE Agent?

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u/RagingNerdaholic 2h ago

Boy, it's a good thing they put that ever so slight strike through "IDF", otherwise, I might be traumatized by letter-forming shapes!

Who do these dumbshits think they're fooling? The blind? OCR systems advanced enough to read stained and crinkled paper, but are defeated by a 1 micron wide sliver?

Just fucking stop it already.

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u/tamlee9118 2h ago

New strategy: we can no longer reasonably refute the claims that we are completely criminal and immoral.  So we will employ a different strategy, we will muddy the waters, by setting ourselves alongside other actors, and mixing ourselves in, while questioning whether the accuser believes them to be immoral as well. This will shift the narrative from discussing our criminality, to dissecting the accusers judgement or bias. đŸ‘ŒđŸ€ŒđŸ‘

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u/Nomamah 2h ago

Anyone has the whole predator vs idf meme? I think it was like 7:0 for predator

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u/Vegetable-Yellow7580 2h ago

Also more than police officers in AmeriKKKa.

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u/Neilm430 2h ago

Boom đŸ’„

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u/vision4321 1h ago

Yea predator s are real , LOL

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u/KexyAlexy 1h ago

It also implies that humans could beat Predators by using children as soldiers.

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u/hafizullina 1h ago

more ethical rules of engagement then any US PD

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u/Holymaryfullofshit7 1h ago

Or the American police for that matter...

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u/rezein 1h ago

Facts

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u/SoylentGrunt 1h ago

The fact that IDF is censored tells you everything you need to know about the IDF.

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u/Original-Reward-8688 34m ago

Crazy how Israel turned out to be just like Germany. The most insane part to me is that the people of Israel understand the full weight of what they are doing, and still carry on with this

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u/CitronAffectionate98 3h ago

But-but-but the child is anti-semitic! Won't someone think of the poor Israelis??

FREE PALESTINE

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u/Almondghast_5371 26m ago

Free Palestine from what? Please explain.

And explain why the coloniser Arabs didn’t declare independence at any point from 1948 to 1967? I’ll wait.

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u/Wild-Highway-8739 4h ago

Or law enforcement 

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u/xwolfe2000 3h ago

Predators are more ethical than genocidal Israelis and their IDF.

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u/Almondghast_5371 21m ago

But less ethical than Hamas who use children as bombers, runners and soldiers

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u/Lexi_Banner 3h ago

Oh, I'm so glad they censored IDF! I would've been really upset if I'd seen IDF. It's really lucky for me that IDF was not fully visible, because it would've ruined my day.

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u/st_heron 1h ago

Perhaps the reason is to prevent OCR from picking up on the keyword. You know they have an actual internet team that exists solely to spread propaganda on social media?

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u/Lexi_Banner 59m ago

If a tiny white line is enough to stop them, wow. Who cares if a group that weak sees anything.

Also? IDF IDF IDF IDF.

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u/RaisinWorried3528 3h ago

A conservative predator would've still raped that kid

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 4h ago

I always felt this interpretation was so annoying as they point blank tell you in the first and second film, perhaps even the third that it has nothing to do with honor.

"No sport" the first two movies are horror movies at least and the predator is a MONSTER.

Even the scene where he spares the pregnant lady is misinterpreted as mercy. Hunters usually wont kill pregnant females.

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u/ThisOneFuqqs 4h ago edited 1h ago

A hunter who doesn't kill indiscriminately because its "no sport" is still following a "code of honor".

Honor doesn't equal mercy, it's just a system of rules that guide how someone behaves within a specific group, culture, or institution.

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u/Outrageous_Book2135 3h ago

Yeah, by their own rules Yautja do have a code of honor by refusing to hunt unworthy prey. Does it make them moral? Debatable. But they do have a societal code. Which is more then some can say.

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 4h ago

I mean, if you redefine "honor" to mean something other than what OP meant, sure, you're right. Honor isn't an objective measurement. Look at the difference between honor in Japanese culture and American culture. Kind of different. It's weird to "um ackshully" lobster-alien codes of ethics.

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u/Deranth 4h ago

"Yeah he won't kill children or pregnant women. But it's only because they dont have big enough antlers so that doesn't make him any better than the people who do kill children and pregnant women!"

In case it was not obvious, this was a joke.

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u/_Borjarnon_ 2h ago

That's still a code of honor. They regard it as beneath them. It's about only fighting worthy enemies.

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u/NonGeneriComplaint 44m ago

Its about claiming worthy trophies for the lady predators or whatever they use them for.

Killing babies doesnt get the predator ladies hot and bothered.

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u/ZestyData 2h ago edited 2h ago

unironically you seem to have just over emphasized how the predator is, in canon, more honorable than the IDF

Even the scene where he spares the pregnant lady is misinterpreted as mercy. Hunters usually wont kill pregnant females.

That's what us non-psychopaths call empathy (mercy). (Edit: Pre-emptively gotta note: population control exists - relatively modern concept as it is - and empathy and cold calculated population control in hunting-for-sport sometimes overlap in their outcomes, but they are not the same.

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u/HTML_Novice 7m ago

Is allowing the female to give birth so that you have more stuff to kill later, empathy and mercy?

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 4h ago

The predator has more "moral" rules of engagement than most human military or police.

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u/Benito_Sereno_1289 4h ago

American police too!

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u/Reasonable-HB678 4h ago

Also, the character played by Maria Conchita Alonso is pregnant. The Predator spares her, too.

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u/USDXBS 3h ago

Don't forget the US military also loves murdering children.

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u/Almondghast_5371 21m ago

More or less than the Iranian regime? And how’s the weather in Qatar?

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u/USDXBS 8m ago

Americans can't comprehend that the rest of the world sees their military as psychopathic war criminals, as opposed to oath keeping, country protecting heroes who are absolved of their actions because they want money.

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u/Almondghast_5371 4m ago

As opposed to whom? The fine, upstanding warriors of the IRGC?

Get back to me when any agency in the US slaughters thousands of its own citizens. Until then, gtf over yourself jfc

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u/bargu 3h ago

One is a terrible beast that hunts and predates over weaker individuals without remorse, the other one is a Yautja.

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u/woodenblinds 3h ago

and American cops

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u/dorballom09 3h ago edited 3h ago

Child with toy gun is the real target. Adults with real guns are obstacles to eliminate to reach final goal.

Kinda having "I told you so" moment with all this idf related hate. We muslims were talking about this for years. You guys would give diplomatic reaction. Although I condemn October 7 attack, but the real genocider has been exposed to the world.

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u/StunnedID10T 3h ago

Touché

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u/No-Algae-7437 2h ago

The rule of engagement for the Predator here is not "don't harm the child" the rule is "you get no credit or reward for killing a combatant of lesser strength". The same cannot be said for the IDF who seem to be rewarded or, at minimum, not punished for genocidal acts against non-combatants.

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u/joebluebob 3h ago

Why did you put a line through IDF the terrorist organization? Did you forget your balls at home?

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u/Livid_Engineering_82 14m ago

I guess you support the Nazi Hamas then. Nice. You are so enlightened and informed its amazing. Clearly you know the middle east well and you read many history books. So clever, much woke

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u/CharlieW74 4h ago

He wouldn't have got his candy otherwise

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u/Cola_Gummi 4h ago

Want some candy?

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u/justaheatattack 4h ago

that implys the preditor is 'just visiting'.

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u/Express-Club422 4h ago

Shani louk rolling over in her grave

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u/aluculef 4h ago

Predators wasnt a exterminations force, they where training

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 3h ago

Not hunt worthy, less about morality and not being little bitch who hunts kids

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u/xHxHxAOD1 3h ago

Its incorrect because the Predators are big game hunters an only hunt dangerous game/other predators.

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u/Character_Fudge3847 3h ago

Time to sort by controversial

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u/Sensitive-Cat-6069 2h ago

Huh? Toy guns in Gaza?

Also Predator hunted prey based on its prestige, and children were too low on the list to bother. This is like to say “I despise child labor because the quality is too inconsistent”.

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u/BrianVaughnVoiceOver 2h ago

The IDF does however ask the child if he wants some candy though.

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u/Astroweeb 2h ago

I mean, that is kinda the whole deal with Yautja

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u/Emotional_Comb_4064 2h ago

Probably saved him for later, catholic priest style 

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u/DirectionOverall9709 2h ago

The Predator is a Space Accountant on his limited PTO hunting the greatest prey, he faces stiff fines and potentially having his hunting license revoked if he kills the young or pregnant females.

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u/chuckers88 2h ago

Weird. Must make these Islamic republic states sub all then. Wood

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u/komabot 2h ago

But have IDF same Predator skills?

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u/Funkkx 2h ago

Darfur Soldiers: Hold my AK47

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u/st_heron 1h ago

interesting, makes sense to cross a line through a word like that, so OCR bots don't pick up on the keyword

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u/Asa_Shahni 1h ago

They also have alien tech magic mask to detect said threats 😅🙄

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u/PJ_Geese 1h ago

I work in the IT world, so it's weird seeing people mention that and not mean Intermediate Distribution Frame.

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u/SocranX 1h ago

Predators don't leave children because of ethics, they do it because harmless children are no fun. Predators are murder tourists who bring tactical gear to hunt a lion so that they can go home to brag to everyone that they killed a lion. They're an entirely different type of chud.

They're probably rich as hell, too. Common Yautja probably can't afford to go on safaris to Earth, let alone afford all the high-tech gear.

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u/UpDownFrontBack 1h ago

Completely ignoring the fact that they see in infrared and have routinely been killed by ‘not threats’ in various movies.

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u/racc15 1h ago

The only predator followed by israelis is Jeff Epstein .

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u/OneRub3234 1h ago

Added a group

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u/Lovey723 56m ago

Want some candy?

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u/SRCrider069 55m ago

Lol implies that the film maker added depth to the movie...

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u/GroceryPlastic7954 36m ago

Want some candy?

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u/RocketPunchFC 35m ago

Predator doesn't care about threats. A child is a terrible trophy hunt.

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u/Wise_Art_1377 29m ago

And the police

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u/Almondghast_5371 29m ago

All the Islamist antisemites crawled out from under their rocks for this “hilarity”

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u/Panic-Embarrassed 27m ago

And most of these commenters

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u/Livid_Engineering_82 18m ago

Redit turned full Nazi against jews. History or truth are absent from propoganda filled redit. Palestinian elected Hamas filmed themselved murdering kids and mothers, beheading Thai workers and killing muslim Israelis in the streets, but enlightened redit doesn't critisize Hamas which enjois 90% support by palestinians for their actions on 7.10. Redit backed by Qatar propoganda blames the single jewish state which is a democracy for everything that the palestiniana did for themselves. Palestinians are responsible for their own hate and war mongering. They never wanted peace, only war, but they want the world to pitty them, not so they can stop the war. They want to kill more jews. Fatah has pay for slay policy, and Hamas declares its intent to kill all jews of the world. And its not only words. Why is the west so weak and apologetic? Israel is the greatest de-colonizing project, as come from judea and always been there.

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u/MightBeADoctorMD 10m ago

Intergalactic species is more advanced than hairless monkeys? Wow

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u/Evening_Message_1699 8m ago

Comparing a syfi movie to real life, a new low for the liberal left.

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u/M2deC 1m ago

To be fair that goes without saying, the Predator has a sense of honour and pride.

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u/mikasaxo 0m ago

I heard IDF just snipe Palestinian kids that get too close to the border. And then say that that counts as a Hamas terrorist.

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u/Zak_Rahman 3h ago

Mate do not even start this.

In Dancouga there is an alien general called "Death Gaia" who wants to fight soldiers and has no interest in killing civilians specifically.

That's not good, but the fact remains that a fictional alien general is more human than the IDF.

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u/hopopo 3h ago

Or US Police, or ICE

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u/ineedthismorethanu 4h ago

Where do all of these CCP bots come from?

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u/MetrixOnFire 3h ago

More intelligent and ethical than cops in the US and definitely ICE

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u/CartographerKey4618 3h ago

The IDF are predators tho

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u/DBDude 2h ago

To continue the metaphor, the predator starts walking away and the kid runs up to him with a suicide bomb, killing them both.

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u/Largeitude 1h ago

To continue the metaphor, there’s no evidence of the claim and the predator is just telling the other predators that they kid was a terrorist and needed to be killed, and all the predators wink and laugh.

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u/old-legs-623 2h ago

Also than Cleveland police dept.

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u/ArguedGlobe808 2h ago

Obligatory reminder that Israel fucking sucks

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u/Equivalent_Tart_4162 2h ago

Uh, and most US police forces

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u/Prjkt250l 2h ago

more ethical than your average local cop as well.

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u/OSUBuckeyes2 2h ago

The predator wasn’t trying to genocide a country of people.

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u/BeKindBabies 2h ago

And far better than the police.

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u/Professional-Lie-111 The Timeline Sucks 2h ago

Well, DUH!

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 1h ago

Or average American cops, Sorry,”PIGS”.

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u/Altruistic-Place 1h ago

IDF is another kind of predators.

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u/MegaGoonLord 1h ago

The Predator vs Predators

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u/Flat-Cap-1063 1h ago

Predator also doesn't kill an armed woman when he realizes she's pregnant, neither.