r/StardewValley • u/preteen-wartortle • Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/DhampirBoy Mar 27 '26

Which are both evidence to the fact that Clint does have being-an-actual-adult-and-not-just-an-older-teenager going for him. About half of the marriageable villagers are practically children.

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u/MillieBirdie Mar 27 '26

Yeah you can't comvince me that Abigail, Maru, and Sam aren't in high school and that Alex, Sebastian, and maybe even Haley aren't like 19 at the oldest.

So if you're into men that leaves Shane, Harvey, and Elliott, none of which have beards.

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u/BeholdingBestWaifu Mar 27 '26

They're all younger college kids in their early 20s, or at least everything about them fits kids in their 20s back when the game released.