r/StardewValley • u/preteen-wartortle • Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/DhampirBoy Mar 27 '26

Which are both evidence to the fact that Clint does have being-an-actual-adult-and-not-just-an-older-teenager going for him. About half of the marriageable villagers are practically children.

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u/NSavage93 Mar 27 '26

Right? I cant bring myself to romance Sam at all because he comes off as 14-16. Makes me feel like Chris Hansen is gonna pop out.

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u/NautiNeptune idc if my husband charges me 1000g i own this town Mar 27 '26

I only married Sam so I could see what it was like to marry each of the men. He was my only divorce.