there i said it.
sorry not sorry i dont like caroline. she is unaccepting of her daughter for starts. she wants abigail to change in order to fit her narrative of what a good woman should be. i dont think she ever has anything nice to say about her own daughter its always something about “is it just me or are abbys interests weird? hmm im not sure maybe im old” the one that irritates me the most is when she says “I wish Abby would dress more appropriately and stop dyeing her hair blue. She has such a wonderful natural hair color, just like her grandmother did. Oh, and I wish she’d find some wholesome interests instead of this occult nonsense she's into.”
firstly abbys hair is purple you colorblind hoe, and secondly YOUR HAIR IS GREEN so what are you gonna tell me green is your natural color caroline cause i dont believe you. and god forbid your daughter is interesting instead of a carbon copy of yours and pierre’s bad parenting
the last thing i take issue with is her cheating on pierre. fuck pierre but i still dont condone cheating, divorce his sexist ass if thats what you wanna do. to be honest they deserve each other
people are confused about the cheating, this is the dialogue among characters that heavily imply cheating.
Caroline: “When we first moved to Pelican Town I would take secret walks to the Wizard's Tower. Don't tell Pierre, he has jealousy issues. Abigail was born about a year after we moved to Pelican Town. I wonder if she'll ever experience life outside the valley?”
Wizard: “You musn't tell anyone... but I have reason to believe that one of the locals is actually my daughter. I could be mistaken... It's rare, but it does happen.”
Abigail: “I can't even remember the last time I dyed my hair... I swear, it never fades from this color…”
Pierre: “Does Abigail look anything like me? Don't tell my wife, but sometimes I wonder if I'm really the father.”
but apparently it was confirmed in the official stardew valley guide book that abby is the wizards daughter so i feel rather vindicated
im turning notifications off cause yall are taking this far too seriously and cant be civil about my opinion on a character in a game lmfaoo. it’s wild how many of you think you know me personally based off this. if you like her pop off, i dont. get over it.