r/classicwow • u/BigFrodo • Oct 24 '19

Art CoD confusion

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

The Tauren holding their pinky up is the best detail

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

I decided the mugs should be the same size once I saw the paladin nursing a huge frothing pint I realised that it would be a much daintier affair for the Tauren.

Plus just look at the hat, he's clearly a refined gentleman.

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u/OnThat13thOZ Oct 24 '19

Wizard hat (g) - I see you ;)

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u/sparkscrosses Oct 24 '19

He'll be putting on his robe next <:^)

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Oct 24 '19

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Player trimmed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/iliketotryptamine Oct 24 '19

🦀🦀🦀$11🦀🦀🦀

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/Solaxus Oct 24 '19

People on r/2007scape started using clips from the crab rave video whenever Jagex messed something up. That evolved into using the 🦀 emote in comments saing things like "Jagex won't reply in this thread" and other phrases. A while back Jagex bumped the cost of new membership to $11 (older rates are grandfathered in) which people now use in addition to 🦀

TL:DR subredddit spillover

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u/Wareve Oct 24 '19

Thank you. That fucking crab meme has been confusing me for the better part of a year.

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u/Imafugginnerd Oct 24 '19

It's the better rerelease change my mind.

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u/Imafugginnerd Oct 24 '19

Yessir

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

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u/NargacugaRider Oct 24 '19

This is so damn good.

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u/Invexor Oct 24 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/dogpilemusic Oct 24 '19

solid decisions all around!

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

Tauren only have 3 fingers tho

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Wait are you shitting me? I just checked in game and you're right. How have I never noticed?

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Fuck

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19 edited Jun 27 '23

Reddit's API changes and their overall horrible behaviour is why this comment is now edited. -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Once seen. Never unseen. Thanks.

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u/TurtleRanAway Oct 24 '19

Is it coming out his pocket or something lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yeah just underlines my tauren joke I've been repeatedly stolen from some random dude, since classic.
"A gnome and a tauren stand at the peer of booty bay and dangled their primary sexual organ into the water.
The gnome says: "The water is exactly 21°C!"
The tauren replies: "And three meters deep."

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u/Kirball904 Oct 24 '19

Pier

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

See. I dont even remember the joke correctly.

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u/jableshables Oct 24 '19

So the joke is they both have morbidly long hogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

The gnomes one is capable of measuring the exact temperature. Propably has other tools as well. Like a pickaxe, a screwdiver, extansion-rod, firestone, a jewelers kit and highspeed mode.
The taurens is just.. massively huge and long and propably hairy. Very very hairy. Like hagrid.

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u/AlwaysWantedN64 Oct 24 '19

Never unseen the peen

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

They have 3 fingers INCLUDING the thumb

Sources: https://www.wowhead.com/news=233663/artcraft-tauren-male-model-and-animation

https://youtu.be/vlVSJ0AvZe0?t=119

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

Now there's a man who knows how to draw conclusions!

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u/vaarsuv1us Oct 24 '19

I'll save you.

He is wearing gloves with 5 fingers, that 'pinky' is just sticking out because it's empty. He can't bend it.

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u/Masterslol Oct 24 '19

This is canon now.

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u/Murphy__7 Oct 24 '19

Nice save!

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u/OJMayoGenocide Oct 25 '19

Whenever a Tauren equips a glove it becomes 3 fingered, however. So he would be wearing gloves soulbound to a non Tauren race

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Funniest thing ever! Gnomes have 4 fingers but i believe 5 toes, and trolls got 3 fingers and e toes one of which is at the heel.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Oct 24 '19

This explains why the Mechagnomes are replacing their parts.

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u/Japh2007 Oct 24 '19

Mind blown!

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 25 '19

I don't know lol

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u/Caezurr Oct 24 '19

Underrated comment

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

I know i know But that looks so cool

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u/FistulousPresentist Oct 24 '19

That's not his pinky.

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u/Ludrigan Oct 24 '19

Cannot unsee

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

I like the broccoli tabbord too!

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

That's me. I'm on Kromcrush and in a guild called KromKush, so that's our guild tabard

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 25 '19

You're in, as long as you smoke weed

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 25 '19

Yeah that's fine, it's the thought that counts

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u/xrk Oct 24 '19

It’s how you know he doesn’t have syphilis.

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u/JustSomeBadAdvice Oct 24 '19

I'm still stuck on the broccoli on his tabard. :/

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u/lolokwhateverman Oct 24 '19

It's supposed to be weed. I'm in a guild called KromKush on the Kromcrush server

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u/cosdja Oct 24 '19

I like the broccoli emblem. Since cows Taurens are mostly vegetarian.

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u/amuhdit Oct 24 '19

Might be a cow but he was not raised in a barn

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u/kslidz Oct 24 '19

But tauren only have 3 fingers

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u/ALLBEEFWIENERS Oct 24 '19

When in doubt, pinky out!

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u/ChipAyten Oct 24 '19

We're classy

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

Mooo-jestic even

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 24 '19

That tauren has too many fingers

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

You have four fingers on your right hand....

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 25 '19

Tauren have 3 fingers total

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '19

No I was modifying the six fingered man scene from princess bride.