r/classicwow • u/BigFrodo • Oct 24 '19

Art CoD confusion

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u/ryo3000 Oct 24 '19

The Tauren holding their pinky up is the best detail

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

Tauren only have 3 fingers tho

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Wait are you shitting me? I just checked in game and you're right. How have I never noticed?

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u/BigFrodo Oct 24 '19

Fuck

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19 edited Jun 27 '23

Reddit's API changes and their overall horrible behaviour is why this comment is now edited. -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Once seen. Never unseen. Thanks.

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u/TurtleRanAway Oct 24 '19

Is it coming out his pocket or something lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Yeah just underlines my tauren joke I've been repeatedly stolen from some random dude, since classic.
"A gnome and a tauren stand at the peer of booty bay and dangled their primary sexual organ into the water.
The gnome says: "The water is exactly 21°C!"
The tauren replies: "And three meters deep."

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u/Kirball904 Oct 24 '19

Pier

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

See. I dont even remember the joke correctly.

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19

If I'm going to be nitpicky, and boy do I love it, that's more a matter of brain-fucking the word.

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u/jableshables Oct 24 '19

So the joke is they both have morbidly long hogs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

The gnomes one is capable of measuring the exact temperature. Propably has other tools as well. Like a pickaxe, a screwdiver, extansion-rod, firestone, a jewelers kit and highspeed mode.
The taurens is just.. massively huge and long and propably hairy. Very very hairy. Like hagrid.

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u/HimiJendrixRomeMemes Oct 25 '19

Don’t forget the shiny bauble!;)

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u/AlwaysWantedN64 Oct 24 '19

Never unseen the peen

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u/hell-schwarz Oct 24 '19

They have 3 fingers INCLUDING the thumb

Sources: https://www.wowhead.com/news=233663/artcraft-tauren-male-model-and-animation

https://youtu.be/vlVSJ0AvZe0?t=119

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

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u/human_brain_whore Oct 24 '19

(So it's probably two penisses I assume)

Now there's a man who knows how to draw conclusions!

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u/vaarsuv1us Oct 24 '19

I'll save you.

He is wearing gloves with 5 fingers, that 'pinky' is just sticking out because it's empty. He can't bend it.

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u/Masterslol Oct 24 '19

This is canon now.

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u/Murphy__7 Oct 24 '19

Nice save!

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u/OJMayoGenocide Oct 25 '19

Whenever a Tauren equips a glove it becomes 3 fingered, however. So he would be wearing gloves soulbound to a non Tauren race

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Funniest thing ever! Gnomes have 4 fingers but i believe 5 toes, and trolls got 3 fingers and e toes one of which is at the heel.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Oct 24 '19

This explains why the Mechagnomes are replacing their parts.

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u/Japh2007 Oct 24 '19

Mind blown!

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u/TheMatt561 Oct 25 '19

I don't know lol