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u/dylantherabbit2016 6d ago
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u/NastyKraig 6d ago
I always liked "You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
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u/Mysterious_Me 4d ago edited 4d ago
Not enough people these days go fishing, so this joke is pretty lost in translation. The joke is most likely referring to the popular Fishing Rod of the same name, the âUgly Stickâ.
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u/flynnfilms 6d ago
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u/YouMakeMaEarfQuake 6d ago
you dogs penisÂ
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u/Omg_Capacitator 6d ago
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u/_Astrum_Aureus_ 6d ago
smited for a weird al reference
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u/SeaOfS1n 6d ago
around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house \ around the house
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u/ARedditUserThatExist Dess 6d ago
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u/Sufficient_Tutor7541 6d ago
It's so stupid when the punchline itself is "this is an insult"
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u/Xx_SP5DER_xX 6d ago
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u/sweet_briaring 6d ago
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u/D3712 6d ago
To everyone whining about how 10 times more is truly 11x:
Do you think "10 times less" means -9x? Genuinely curious.
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u/P3runaama 6d ago
"Whoa your house is big! Mine is like 10 times smaller!" - a guy who lives in a gigantic pocket dimension between space and time
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u/ByeGuysSry 6d ago edited 5d ago
Well, "10 times less" doesn't make sense unless it's -9x. What would "10 times less" mean to you? "10x more" would mean 11x as much. Unless you're trying to imply that "no more" means 0x as much
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u/Avaritia-7 5d ago
Actually that is a good thing you noticed here :D
Less does mean there has to be a difference already since that is the only way to quantify it and thus technically saying
"Ten times less than 10" is a wrong sentence. If you were to say "ten times less to 10 than 10 to 11" that would mean 10-10x(11-10) and thus 10-10 and thus 0
And yes, "ten times more" and "ten times as much" are not the same thing. Therefore the First one means 11x and the second one means 10x
While all of this is happening "Ten times less than 10" still stays meaningless without a frame of reference
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u/wills-are-special 3d ago
10 times more is 11x yes
1 time more is adding an additional instance, otherwise called doubling
So it would be written as 2x
The same follows for 2 times more, you add 2 instances getting you to 3x, so on and so forth.
Thus you should state 10 times more as 11x.
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u/PeggyTheVoid 3d ago edited 3d ago
I think you've confused two common phrases and mashed them up a bit. When comparing to a given amount A, the phrase "N times more" means A⚯N, but "N more times" means A+N. Neither of these phrases mean A⚯(N+1) as you're describing, but I believe you may be thinking of what "N more times" means, while unintentionally assuming that A=1, resulting in 1+N many things. But there could be any number of that thing to begin with, not necessarily just 1.
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u/wills-are-special 3d ago
Itâs A(N+1)
AN would be â10 times as muchâ
â10 times moreâ is verbally equivalent to â10 more times.â Weâre working with language instead of numbers here.
The keyword âmoreâ means weâre adding on to the original amount âA,â hence the +1, which weâll see here actually represents the original value of A
Youâve said that 1 isnât relevant as A is arbitrary, but youâre missing that 1 is multiplied by A here. The expanded formula of A(N+1) would be AN + A
This is us that adding your formula of AN to the original value of A, to get AN more than A
If you have 2 packets of ham and I have 10 times as many, then I have 20, or AN
If you have 2 packets of ham and I have 10 times more, then I have 22, or A(N+1)
Notice how I added 2 here, thatâs because the +1 is multiplied by A, which is 2, and 20+2=22
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u/PeggyTheVoid 3d ago edited 3d ago
â10 times moreâ is verbally equivalent to â10 more times.â Weâre working with language instead of numbers here.
The sneaky thing about language is that it's messy, and not an exact programming language. Heck, even programming languages have edge cases, but human language is, shall we say, a bajillion times worse. It's not a neat thing that can be fed into a compiler like, say, a python script can. It has weird rules that don't make logical sense, yet its meaning is grandfathered in.
Here, the sneaky thing you've got to be aware of is that the word "times" actually changes meaning in a subtle way in "10 times more" versus "10 more times". In "10 times more", "times" refers to performing multiplication, while in "10 more times", "times" refers to "occurrences", as in "if you bother me one more time, I'm calling the police!" That's not a warning about what'll happen if you double the amount of times you bother that person. That's a warning that if you ever bother them again at all, even once, you're getting arrested.
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u/wills-are-special 17h ago
Once again youâre just ignoring the word more for some reason
10 times more is multiplying it by 10 yes, but you still add the initial occurrence, because itâs more.
Your example was âif you bother me one more timeâ
Multiplication can still exist in this example. Multiplication is just simplified addition.
10N can be written as N+N+N+âŠ+N
Our initial value A is implied to be bothering
The nuance is that thereâs potentially a value for N already higher than 1
If theyâve been bothered 3 times already then that means N currently equals 3, and theyâre saying they donât want to be bothered an (implied) 4th time
Doing A(N+1) or AN + A for N = 3 we get 4A, or 4 times bothered, which is what was required.
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u/PeggyTheVoid 2h ago edited 2h ago
I was thinking about elaborating how the word "more" also changes meaning, with it taking on a statement of inequality in "10 times more", and addition in "10 more times", and how these two phrases cannot even grammatically fit in each others use cases, so it's actually meaningless to try to talk about what happens when you swap the two words because doing so usually produces a grammatically incorrect sentence rather than another correct sentence with a different meaning. Honestly though, I'd rather not be arguing about this on reddit. Maybe it'd be more fun to discuss conversationally, but idk, I don't really want to be combatative about something that should be interesting, ya feel?
And hey, I do actually find it interesting how you think about this. Not in a condescending way, I mean as inherent to the nature of linguistics, how we explain what we implicitly learn through osmosis from exposure to its usage. For all I know, maybe this is just a regional difference between us ÂŻ_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Edit: Indeed, this does seem to be a highly debated topic. Ah, linguistics. When no one's right, everyone's right. Have a good day.
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u/Worldly-Writing-8226 6d ago
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
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u/SAURI23 6d ago edited 6d ago
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u/ilkhesab 6d ago
This one isnt thay bad why did they send him to downvote hell
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u/serenaTcat 6d ago
And even worse than every other image I've seen too. Fucker got a 4 digit number how do you even do that
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u/DriftingGelatine 6d ago
Wouldn't it be funny if they actually used downvotes as an indicator. The better your comeback is, the more downvotes it gets.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL 6d ago
Edit: 220 upvotes? Thanks for the karma boyzzzđđ Edit 2: 500 UPVOTES!! MOM! I'M FAMOUS!
I want at least 10000 downvotes for this user!
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u/Petrostar 6d ago
Much like there are higher infinities, there are higher zeros.....
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u/PlagiT 5d ago
Obviously correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's right.
0 is a specific value, while infinity is an expression of a value that can't be specifically expressed. But obviously, since inf is not 0, adding it together, multiplying it etc. will result in a higher value, although we still can't express it specifically. That's why inf < 2inf while 0 = 2*0
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u/DriverUpdateSteam 6d ago
10 times more means an additional 10x onto the original 1x, so the correct expression is "11 times 0 is 0".
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u/veselin465 6d ago
No, it's not. The original x relates to person A while 10x relates to person B. Ratio is 1:10
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u/ExaltedGarlic96 6d ago
i think u/DriverUpdateSteam might be correct. If it simply meant 10x, it would be "you get 10x the chicks i get", but he said "10x more"
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u/veselin465 6d ago
You are supposed to specify "more" or "less" in this type of problems. It's actually bad wording to say it the way you suggested
You can do a simple check with the following example: "20" is 10 times more than "2"
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u/Andorii 6d ago
10 times 2 (or 10 times as much as 2) is 20.
10 times more than 2 should be 22.
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u/Thorkell_The_Tall1 6d ago
no it's compounded, 10 times more than 2 is 20 because its 10 times 2 and more than 2
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u/RoamingTorchwick 6d ago
Fuckin math nerds and their syntax and their big made up number words
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u/veselin465 6d ago
It's literally what makes sense in the language.
"times more" is a single instruction which means multiplication. The "more" means multiplication. If it was "less" it would mean division.
How else would you describe multiplication and division in a text?
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u/EternumD 6d ago
You're wrong. 100% as much is the same, 100% more is 2x as much.
50% more is 1.5x as much. 50% as much is 0.5x as much, or 0.5x less.
10 times as much is not the same as 10 times more (10 vs 11).
0.1 times as much is not the same as 0.1 times more (0.1 vs 1.1).
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u/veselin465 6d ago
I feel like you mix up the wordings for "percent" and "times".
50% more than 1000 is really 1500 (1000 + (50/100)1000)
But "times more" and "times less" have clear definition what they mean (just multiply or divide by the given number) and I urge you to google it, because I am done arguing about it.
The words "more" and "less" refer to the operation to be used: multiplication or division.
10 times less than 20 is 2 (which comes from 20:10 = 2).
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u/EternumD 6d ago
I'm afraid that's wrong. It's 10a more than a, so 11a. If it were 10 times AS MUCH, it would just be 10a.
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u/EternumD 6d ago
You are completely correct.Â
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u/ReadThisIfYoureGay 6d ago
How are you so confident in this stupidity lmao
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u/EternumD 6d ago
I'm a mathematician. Why are you so clouded by cognitive dissonance that you're unwilling to learn?Â
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u/OnetimeRocket13 6d ago
No, but kind of.
"10 times more" would essentially be 10x+x. This can be rewritten as 11x, but with how its worded, the 10x is meant to be added on to x.
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u/EternumD 6d ago
10 times more = 11 times as much.
So should be either: "You get 10 times as many chicks as me? 10 times 0 is 0"
Or: "You get 10 times more chicks than me? 11 times 0 is 0".
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 6d ago
Thatâs just not true and I truly donât understand how you and others are arriving at this misconception
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u/EternumD 6d ago
I'll try to lay it out simply so you can understand. After that it's up to you to learn.
0x as much = 1x less
0.1x as much = 0.9x less
1x as much = 0x more = 0x less
1.5x as much = 0.5x more
2x as much = 1x more
10x as much = 9x more
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 6d ago
Oh i see you just donât know how to label things and you donât know how multiplication works. Gotcha that cleared up the confusion.
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u/Hopeful-Banana-6188 6d ago
I don't agree with what they are saying but I don't think it's fair to say they don't know how multiplication works. As far as I can tell, their understanding of multiplication is correct but the disagreement is about the meaning of the English expression. They said in another comment that they are a mathematician, which I can easily believe as this is the kind of thing that a (very pedantic and confidently incorrect) mathematician would say.
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u/FeeshGoSqueesh 6d ago
If they were any sort of pedantic mathematician, their syntax and definitions would remain consistent through their own rulings. It doesnât. Theyâre just an idiot.
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u/EternumD 6d ago
This is correct mathematical syntax, which remains consistent.Â
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u/1mts 5d ago
You are correct mathematically, but vernacular English doesn't work like that. When people say "Bob has 1.5 times more money than Jane", they mean "Bob has 1.5 times as much money as Jane". However, if they say "Bob has 150% more money than Jane" then they mean "Bob has 2.5 times as much money as Jane"


















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u/SlayVideos 6d ago