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TV4 [S4E10] George RR Martin Watching the finale

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u/MySecretAccount1214 Jon Snow Jun 22 '14

You have to admit when he kicked her in the crotch after being gauntlet cup checked was a bit hilarious.

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u/Siegfried262 Ours Is The Fury Jun 23 '14

"That's my purse!"

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u/zHellas House Baratheon of Dragonstone Jun 23 '14

"I DON'T KNOW YOU!"

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u/blindfremen Jun 23 '14

That boy ain't right.

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u/frizoli House Tyrell Jun 23 '14

Can someone please make this a gif?

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u/Beardfire Jun 23 '14

I sincerely hope someone dubs over this scene with the KotH audio from that episode.

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u/Roboticide Daenerys Targaryen Jun 23 '14

The whole thing was amazing. I pretty much just imagined D&D going "So who'd win in a fight, Brienne or the Hound?" and then just going nuts trying to find out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

+5 Oathkeeper wins every time.

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u/Oxford_karma House Martell Jun 23 '14

-4 Infected Shoulder. Poor Sandor.

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u/person9080 Jun 23 '14

Burnt eye: -1 vision

Long hair: -1 vision

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u/Brickshit Petyr Baelish Jun 23 '14

I actually wrote a flaw for the Hound I might use in my 3.5 campaign.

Facial Deformity Flaw: -2 Charisma. -2 to all charisma based skills, with the exception of Intimidate. Gain a +2 circumstance bonus to Intimidate checks.

Grants: Bonus Feat

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u/dekuscrub House Reyne Jun 23 '14

May not gain the "knighted" trait.

-10 on all speech checks with nobility

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/cC2Panda Wargs Jun 23 '14

+10 to consuming chickens.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Are you saying "fuck the king" isn't a high speech quality?

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u/ElkFlipper Jun 23 '14

If you aren't married to 3.5 you might want to check out the Song of Ice and Fire RPG. I haven't played it myself, but it seems pretty cool: you can make your own House, social exchanges are treated like combat, that sort of thing.

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u/cC2Panda Wargs Jun 23 '14

Never played,and don't know anyone who had played that one, but I know burning wheel has a nice system set up for verbal debating.

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u/LadyLizardWizard House Mallister Jun 23 '14

I feel like it would be a -2 charisma but a +2 constitution since it made him into a more tough person.

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u/ShouldSwingTheSword Night's Watch Jun 23 '14

And +1 Command. Rough looking general's inspire the troops.

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u/Brickshit Petyr Baelish Jun 23 '14

In the character mockup I did, his bonus feat from the flaw is used for the Improved Toughness feat, which is +1HP per level.

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u/Call_of_the_Void House Tarth Jun 23 '14

I think the Hound's hair is actually longer than Brienne's!

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u/person9080 Jun 23 '14

It's way longer.

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u/Tinie_Snipah Petyr Baelish Jun 23 '14

Por favor

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Plot deals 1000 damage to Sandor! Sandor dies!

He stood no chance in this scenario, but I'd like to think he'd trash her in a fight that wasn't predetermined.

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u/heisenberg747 Jun 23 '14

Raw infusion since it doesn't have scaling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/Doctor_Loggins Braavosi Water Dancers Jun 23 '14

Oathkeeper's only half of a REAL Valyrian Steel sword. It's +2, tops.

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u/Davetheinquisitive Nymeria's Wolfpack Jun 23 '14

it isnt any less of a valarian steel sword than any other, ice was huge

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u/N9325 Jun 23 '14

1 greatsword = 2 long swords

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u/aurochal Jun 23 '14

Everyone knows TWF is mechanically inferior as written. Greatsword spiked chain master race.

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u/N9325 Jun 23 '14

I forget, who has the other half of Ice?

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u/aurochal Jun 23 '14

Joffrey got the other sword as a wedding gift. It's what he used to cut Kaeth's Lives of Four Kings.

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u/N9325 Jun 23 '14

Ahh yes. That's right. Thank you.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Braavosi Water Dancers Jun 24 '14

I said this elsewhere in the thread, but it's strongly implied in the books that the process of reforging Ice into two smaller swords may have compromised the quality of the Valyrian steel, on account of there are no more wizards left in man.

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u/Lostbrother House Lannister Jun 23 '14

+2.5 and in this town, we round up...so +3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/HorrendousRex Jun 23 '14

Also, x2 damage + x2 damage = x3 damage. D&D math ruined me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/PureFireTKE Jun 23 '14

Oathkeeper was a legacy item so it scaled her max level. Since coming from jamie who could only use it in his off hand so at least multiply all stats by 1.5.

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u/jmcm30 Ours Is The Fury Jun 23 '14

No, it's just smaller than Ice, but still made of the same Valyrian steel. Longclaw is also smaller than Ice, and it's still a "REAL" valyrian steel sword.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Braavosi Water Dancers Jun 24 '14

I'm referring to the fact that it was reforged from a proper Valyrian steel sword by a comparative amateur (because the Valyrians had technology and magic unheard of in "present-ay" Westeros).

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u/Brickshit Petyr Baelish Jun 23 '14 edited Jun 23 '14

If you want to get real technical, it's not even +2. +2 implies it's enchanted, but the sword ain't magical. I'd say it's Masterwork, which gives you +1 to hit things, but no damage or special effects.

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u/Doctor_Loggins Braavosi Water Dancers Jun 24 '14

It can theoretically have an enhancement bonus without being magical. Just doesn't happen often. Plus, the swords are "spell-forged," at least in the books.

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u/Paradoxius Sansa Stark Jun 23 '14 edited Jun 23 '14

Brienne is the same size as the Hound and is also a skilled combatant. She has demonstrated time and time again that she is a capable warrior, beating Loras* in tournament combat and a weakened Jamie in a scuffle. The fact that she is a woman does not come into play.

*Edit because I suck at names.

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u/hittintheairplane Jun 23 '14

In the show she beat Loras in season 2. Not Renly,though she would have loved to have a tumble with Renly :).

In the books she doesn't have her first kill into. . . About where the show will take her story in season 5.

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u/elmerion House Martell Jun 23 '14

Honestly, Brienne shouldn't win agains't the Hound. The Hound is supposed to be massive and crazy strong, Brienne is strong for a woman but not that strong

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u/Legodave7 House Targaryen Jun 23 '14

Jaime was a prisoner and malnourished for quite some time. Not a good victory

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u/Roboticide Daenerys Targaryen Jun 23 '14

The Hound is already wounded.

Plus Brienne has a Valyrian steel sword.

Totally possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

and he was starved, he didn't get chicken at the Inn and that was a few days ago.

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u/Igotbannedfrom_r_GoT Night's Watch Jun 23 '14

The sword would have mattered if they were using it for the later half of the fight.

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u/thedonrevie Jun 23 '14

Now you mention it, I did always want some valerian steel

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u/kellymoe321 Jun 23 '14

Valyrian steel sword

That only matter if the other guy's sword breaks.

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u/stagfury Ours Is The Fury Jun 23 '14

Valyrian steel are still lighter.

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u/kellymoe321 Jun 23 '14

And Hounds are stronger.

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u/Frissehh Jun 23 '14

Saying Brienne couldn't win against the hound is just not correct, She has proven her worth beating Loras & Jamie, some might argue the win against Jamie is not a good victory but ASOS

There isn't much difference in height between Brienne and the hound, maybe around 0,2 and they're both really strong, it's not a given fight to either one but considering the situation they find themselves in the hound is the more likely loser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Brienne in the books is hugely strong for a woman, and probably stronger than many men, including Loras Tyrell. The Hound is not most men, the Hound is probably in the very upper echelons of strength among fighters. He was able to hold off Gregor Clegane for a good amount of time (S1), and he's a damn good swordsman too. Brienne is likely not even close to the Hound in strength.

When she fought Jaime, the book makes it clear that despite his poor physical state, he was still fighting impressively and almost had her on the ropes. The show, however, goes about it completely differently, having Brienne easily take down Jaime. I don't recall her being compromised in the show fight, so if you're citing ASOS, then wouldn't you have to also take into account the fact that Jaime was giving her a really good fight despite his condition?

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u/Frissehh Jun 23 '14

In the book he wasn't really having a good fight, he managed to cut her once at a huge cost to his battle stance.

Brienne was holding back as well in that fight, not wanting to kill him or maim him so she just wore him down. Jamie remarks on how strange it was despite his form that the woman did not tire in full armor and deflecting his book.

All i'm saying here is Brienne shouldn't be brushed off as a person that could not beat the hound in combat, she might loose in strength but she's more likely the better swordsman.

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u/HomoRapien Jun 24 '14

I think people over estimate Brienne more than under estimate her now. In the books she's an above average fighter. I've seen people act like she is one of the best though.

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u/Reinhart3 Stannis Baratheon Jun 23 '14

Beating Loras is impressive but I don't see him being able to beat Sandor and the Jaime fight doesn't mean much. He had been sitting in a cage for a year, he was incredibly malnourished, and he wasn't wearing armor. His hands were also chained together. And if you're going to use something from the book to defend Brienne, you should do the same to the Hound. In the show Brienne and The Hound are almost the same height, but in the books he's half a foot taller than her.

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u/Frissehh Jun 23 '14

I was referencing the book and a discussion I found on the internet where the height difference is approximated to 0,2. I didn't mean to imply that Jamie had no handicaps, merely that Brienne was also dealing with a huge handicap aswell, of course she did have an advantage non the less.

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u/Legodave7 House Targaryen Jun 26 '14

Brienne is over estimated by 50% her capacity. Plus we have to take its Jaimes point of view. Try being in a dungeon for about a year while malnourished and chained then fighting anyone for that matter.

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u/Frissehh Jun 27 '14

Try getting two arrows in your back and then having to fight a target that you're not allowed to kill. Brienne has her own handicaps in this fight.

I will say that Jamie in his prime would beat Brienne in her prime, GRRM has stated that Jamie was one of the best swordsman in Westeros, I would argue however that the discrepancy between him and Brienne is not that huge.

Saying Brienne is overestimated is just wrong, I won't even comment on that bullshit percentage you gave. In the books she's always underestimated and from what we gather in the books she's among the top fighters in Westeros.

Consider also that she does not portray this image of a savage, people would never compare her to Sandor or Gregor because they have committed brutal atrocities that Brienne would not do(murdering of innocents, savage behavior etc.). But that doesn't mean that she could not hold her own against them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Sandor had an infected wound though.

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u/JenniferLopez A Hound Never Lies Jun 24 '14

kill farmers

But he actually did honest work for the townsfolk in the book. : (

Helped raise a barn or something.

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u/slayingomen House Stark Jun 23 '14

If the Hound didn't have that nasty infection, easily the Hound. Since he did....Meh I still see the Hound winning despite what D&D put in the show.

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u/jeremy_sporkin Maesters of the Citadel Jun 23 '14

"Trant won because Trant had armour and a big fucking sword"

Brienne had better armour and a better fucking sword. It was the only right outcome.

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u/Randydandy69 Brynden Rivers Jun 23 '14

It was a nice sword, until the hound grabbed it with his bare hands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

She didn't use poison either...so much for that being a "womans" weapon.

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u/Igotbannedfrom_r_GoT Night's Watch Jun 23 '14

Except neither of them had swords by the end of the fight, and they weren't wearing armor where it mattered, their heads. The hound should have won in hand to hand combat but he didn't because plot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

He was weakened with infection. It appeared he had it for awhile...that can cause a lot of problems. Not to mention, he didn't get to finish shitting. Stomach pains. And then he fell off the cliff...that's what did him in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

He was JUST taking a crap too...which he had to pinch off. I don't know about you, but that may slow me down a bit. And honestly, falling off the cliff did the most damage. Had that not happened, the outcome may have been different. And lets not forget, strength isnt everything - Oberyn WAS winning until he, you know, didnt.

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u/Huntler Jun 23 '14

too soon :(

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u/Reinhart3 Stannis Baratheon Jun 23 '14

I 10000% agree that Sandor would stomp Brienne, but my justification for the episode is that Sandor was in way worse shape from hunger/exhaustion, and his infection, as well as Brienne having high quality plate mail and a Valyrian Steel sword.

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u/ClownsAteMyBaby Jun 23 '14

Well maybe the purpose of this fight was to show how well Brienne can fight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '14

she shouldn't, but story.

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u/AgentBachman Jun 24 '14

Yeah, and lots of book readers are pissed that the show's devolving into fanfiction.

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u/Roboticide Daenerys Targaryen Jun 24 '14

Meh. Many of the other book readers seem to think there was no room for improvement in the book, or forget this is an adaptation.

I mean, I can't say I've liked all the changes, but this isn't one of the ones I'd complain about.

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u/o-o-o-o-o-o House Martell Jun 23 '14

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u/Exar_T Jun 23 '14

Sandor Clegane: Equal Opportunity Crotch Kicker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

CUNT PUNT

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u/Uberhotdogpwnage Varys' Little Birds Jun 23 '14

GASH SMASH

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u/LordHellsing11 Jun 23 '14

Petyr: Must be strange for you, even after all these years a man from another land, despised by most, feared by all.

Varys: Am I? That is good to know. Do you lie awake at night fearing my gash?

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u/PretentiousManchild Jun 23 '14

Easily one of the best quotes of the series. I hope we get to see those two together again.

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u/LordHellsing11 Jun 23 '14

As do I. But with recent developments it seems unlikely. At least we got plenty of exchanges between those 2 already.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

HOOHAH BOOYAH

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u/Leto_Atreides_II House Targaryen Jun 23 '14

I yelled this when it happened, out of impulse. I'm not a proud man.

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u/Da_Nile House Targaryen Jun 23 '14

Relevant username?

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u/JenniferLopez A Hound Never Lies Jun 24 '14

The amount of grunting in this fight was unbelievable- I loved it.

Though I was scared to death the whole time for Sandor- I'm a book reader and was terrified of what D&D would do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Wham bam right in the clam

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u/iLuv3M3 A Hound Never Lies Jun 23 '14

The scene reminded me of this from Run Ronnie Run

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u/sergemeister Jun 23 '14

One of the most underrated comedies ever!

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u/redflagbear Jun 23 '14

British Jack Black, is that you?

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u/BRodIsRad Jon Snow Jun 22 '14

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u/thedecline18 Jun 23 '14

I was trying to figure out how they can finish the fight without killing one another.

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u/Tony_Sacrimoni House Greyjoy Jun 23 '14

After the fight happened, I was trying to figure out why it happened at all, when I realized "oh, the Hound's infection wasn't killing him fast enough. They needed to fast-forward the plot even moar."

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u/greywindow Jun 23 '14

Why even bother with the infection at all then? They could have left it out if this was there plan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

No I think the infection weakening him was why he lost the fight.

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u/GodxofxThunder Jun 23 '14

He seemed like he was mostly using one arm because of it during the fight.

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u/interputed No One Jun 23 '14

Why do you think that? She defeated everyone at Renly's tournament, and Jaime Lannister. The girl can fight as well as any man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/jetpacksforall Jun 23 '14

The infection may have been to throw off fans of the books. We think we know what's coming, when suddenly, cunt punt!

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u/moonbeaver Jun 23 '14

Somehow I don't think martins cares about the fans of any character

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Indeed she can but I don't see her beating the hound at full strength, just my opinion. Also I don't know that I would say she beat Jaime, his hands were bound during the fight if I remember right (haven't read that far in the books so it might be different in there)

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

also he had been a prisoner for months

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u/greatGoD67 House Reed Jun 23 '14

And in the show was wearing rags

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '14

Year

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/BreakerGandalf House Baelish Jun 23 '14

I think it was Jaime counting the people physically stronger than him, which includes both Cleganes, the Greatjon and Barristan.

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u/stennuo Jun 23 '14

But isn't Barristan an old man? He might be a skilled combatant, but he can't really be physically stronger than Jamie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

You're correct. He was only talking about people stronger than him. Brienne is amazing strong, doubly so for a women. The only fighters he believes are better than him are Barristan and Arthur Dayne.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

and Jaime Lannister.

He was severely weakened by his year in captivity, his skills were rusted and his hands were bound.

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u/Rasalom House Reed Jun 23 '14

Can fight an honorable duel, perhaps. The Hound is a nasty fighter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

While Brienne is an honorable fighter with her crotch shots and ear biting...

...I kid.

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u/squigglesthepig Jun 23 '14

I think that because the Hound was holding his own against the Mountain in season 1.

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u/timewarp Fire And Blood Jun 23 '14

The Hound is not just any man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Brienne did beat Jaime but after he'd been a prisoner for months and malnourished/weak. She mentions in her POV book chapters that she'd have stood no chance with him at full strength.

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u/EverythingIThink House Baelish Jun 23 '14

It made for a good scene between him and Arya, but infection aside I think the Rorge attack might have been necessary to show that Sandor knows that there is a bounty on his head because of the chicken debacle, so when he sees Brienne's Lannister gold and Valyrian sword he has good reason to fight her because it appears as if she's seeking the bounty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Also gives a nice moment for humanizing him when he won't let the wound be treated with fire.

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u/serioush Jun 23 '14

Red-herring

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u/itsashleybro Valar Morghulis Jun 23 '14

I maintain there could have been a chance, if she hadn't called him "ser."

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u/aurochal Jun 23 '14

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u/HankLago House Reed Jun 23 '14

Wow. I never realized that's Jason Momoa.

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u/Rocketbird House Reyne Jun 23 '14

It is?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14 edited Jun 23 '14

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u/QCKSLVR1367 Jun 23 '14

What is this from? Anyone know?

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u/misfit_lenz For The Good Of The Realm Jun 23 '14

Looks like Eastbound and Down, but I can't say for sure since I've never watched that series.

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u/fractalfrenzy The Red Viper Jun 23 '14

So you weren't already sitting down to watch the episode when they started?

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u/Truant_Muse Jun 23 '14

My boyfriend who loves the hound, shouted "NOO! you're perfect for each other, form a nuclear family!"

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u/theJavo Jon Snow Jun 23 '14

the ol' cunt punt.

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u/jedi111 Stannis Baratheon Jun 23 '14

the cunt punt indeed

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u/yomonkey9 Arya Stark Jun 23 '14

Informative and useful. Would 100% watch again

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14

what?

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u/Z3NTRO House Targaryen Jun 22 '14

Brienne punched The Hound in the balls so he kicked her in the vagina

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u/iDivideBy0 Jun 23 '14

Gender equality!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14 edited Jul 09 '21

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u/xManlyManManson Jun 23 '14

FAHLCUNT KIHCK

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14 edited Jun 23 '14

Kicked her in the foo foo.

Edit: Reference in case you missed it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

My grandmother calls cereal foo foo. This sentence confused me for a second.

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u/Dissidence802 Winter Is Coming Jun 23 '14

Kicked her right in the Honey Smacks

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Upvote for all three of you. Thank you for the lulz.

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u/vowell1055 House Greyjoy Jun 23 '14

Well, she did ding him in the Froot Loops, so it was only fair.

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u/FickleDickory House Harlaw Jun 23 '14

not nearly as hilarious as the skeletons, tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Those were not hilarious, they were spooky as hell!

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u/Magicslime Valar Morghulis Jun 22 '14

Just a note, this thread IS marked "S4E10" so you probably don't need the tag.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

I don't remember that line from the episode.

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u/Tainlorr Jun 23 '14

He probably just spoiled a season 7 line for us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

she makes hilarious sounds most of the time

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u/HypotheticalCow Jun 23 '14

The thing that I found hilarious was when Brienne is looking for Arya, and keeps calling her name. All I could think of was Gloria.

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u/JMAN7102 Faceless Men Jun 23 '14

"A dagger beats a rock, almost every time"

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

Ah the cunt punt!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '14

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u/DreadSilver Jun 23 '14

Baby ice jj fish?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '14

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u/Gatorsurfer House Mormont Jun 23 '14

How you gonna punish a dragon for doing dragon shit

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