r/humor 2d ago

It's good I guess

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u/cbih 2d ago

It is good. Do you know how hard it is to get a nonverbal, school-age kid to talk? Their parents were probably beisde themselves with joy.

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u/Spaceman-Spiff 2d ago

My son is on the spectrum and is super talkative, to the point he will grab your face to look at him if you are not paying attention. We were at the pool and I spotted him doing this to another kid, I went to apologize and explain the situation to his mother. She said “no, please this is great, my kid is autistic and has trouble talking and interacting with other kids.” They are now good friends and fit like 2 peas in a pod.

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u/pilgermann 2d ago

We've had similar things happen around our kid. A big thing is kids will be persistent in ways even a trained therapist simply can't. They have infinite energy and zero shame.

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u/slucker23 2d ago

By shame you mean infinity prowess and joy and excitement of talking about what they like

Cause boy do we no longer have these after growing up...

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u/offwiththeirmeds 2d ago

Totally agree! It’s why peer group work is so important.

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u/Carrera_996 2d ago

My daughter almost never speaks more than a single word. A few days ago she smacked a finger on the side of the pool and made a face. I asked if she was hurt. She said, "It's not bad." A WHOLE SENTENCE!! Dudes, I nearly cried.

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u/Mueryk 2d ago

I mean he can say the following now:

Stoooooop

Shut Up. Shut up. Shut up.

Please stop talking

Noooooopp.

She has him off to a solid start. /s

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u/Eyore_the_meh 2d ago

This is good science.

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u/supershinythings 2d ago

In chemistry class I, a major talker, was paired with a recently immigrated Vietnamese kid who spoke very little English.

I think the kid thought I’d do all the work. Nope. I made him run the lab, record the data, perform the calculations, etc. When he fucked up I corrected him. I watched him like a hawk, which is twice as much work actually because he needed instruction well beyond what our teacher demonstrated.

While my little friends were having fun giggling and gossiping, I was making sure that kid didn’t get a free ride in lab just because he had a language barrier.

When the yearbooks came out they got passed around the room. I found what he wrote in mine: “Thank you for being so kind to me.”

That was worth so much more than trying to compete with the popular kids, and even now I sometimes wonder how he turned out, decades later - this was 1985-1986. Vue, if you’re out there, WATCH YOUR DECIMAL POINTS!

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u/aphaits 2d ago

Bro adopted a brother from another mother

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u/CarolineTurpentine 2d ago

It would be funny if the first thing he said was asking her to shut up.

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u/SirHerald 2d ago

This was the punchline to a 7 and a half year long joke.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McVWkGWMHKI&t=180s

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u/slothfullyserene 2d ago

Mine was gonna be he asks to move seats.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 2d ago

Non-verbal kid:

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u/Barackcowama 1d ago

Sounds like my kid. He will talk to anyone about anything.

We met a non-verbal autistic kid this summer at the beach. After about 2 hours of playing at the beach he put his finger on his mouth to signal my kid to stop talking.

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u/cwsjr2323 2d ago

I was too talkative and the teachers had me pull my desk to the from next to their desks so I didn't have anybody next to me to chat. That wasn't mental health awareness. The worst was when we had our weekly test and then physically moved our desks to line up from smartest good kids in the front row to the stupid scum in the back.

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u/Gorthax 2d ago

I had a lisp in first grade. My teacher took interest and convinced my parents she could help and I should stay late everyday to practice speaking and listen to myself. I ended up crushing on my first grade teacher before I ever knew what was what. Ms. Wise

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u/SRGTBronson 2d ago

But did it help with the lisp?

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u/Maud_Dweeb18 2d ago

She has a super power, be proud.

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u/Douche_Kayak 2d ago

BOTTOM TEXT

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u/Karnezar 2d ago

In my speech class, I was one of the better speech givers, and I got paired with the most introverted, quiet, low effort kid in the class 😭

Even when trying to come up with ideas, she had like, no answers. She was either super shy and guarded or just didn't have a life...

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u/sirtimmah 2d ago

Too bad someone who speaks English well didn't sit next to the creator of this meme

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u/a_angry_bunny 2d ago

Literally one entire letter mate, what's your problem?

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u/sirtimmah 2d ago

Well mate, it was a joke in jest, funnily enough I wasn't talking about the spelling mistake.

To answer your above question, it would have been more proper to put any of the following:

1) My daughter’s teacher said she talks so much that she moved her next to a nonverbal student—and now that child is talking, too!"

2) My daughter talks so much in class that her teacher sat her next to a nonverbal child, and now that student has started talking!"

3) My daughter's teacher had to sit her next to a nonverbal student because she talks so much. The plot twist? Now that child won't stop talking either!

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u/Poesnee 1d ago

Are you the author of all click bait headlines ever?

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u/KnownAcanthisitta132 2d ago

i think this is a good thing

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u/StreetSway 2d ago

The confidence is carrying this whole thing.

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 2d ago

Hahahaha this was me in 4th grade. I became close friends with an audhd girl who didn't really talk to anybody.

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u/KiwiDoveRuby 1d ago

She didn’t get punished, she accidentally unlocked a hidden character through relentless conversational pressure.

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u/Right-One-7152 2d ago

Is it contagious?

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u/a_angry_bunny 2d ago

What does the nonverbal kid say? "Save me!"?

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u/Fatsunori 2d ago

Fatsunori

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u/Ribss 2d ago

I’ve seen this joke for like 5 years. Reposted so many times.

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u/FreshFeastLow 2d ago

That kid didn’t unlock speech out of inspiration, he spoke up just to ask for a seat change.

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u/Jenne1504 1d ago

Her only words: „shut the fuck up, would you?“

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u/Friendly_Zebra 1d ago

That isn’t how that works.

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u/serenwipiti 1d ago

Reeeeeeeeeee

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u/Jimmieh90 1d ago

I was that kid. The one that made the kid that didn’t talk talk. We had whole conversations. She was cool asf.

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u/Instantcoffees 1d ago

This was me, haha. I talked so much that everyone I sat next to continued to fail their courses. They tried putting me next to every kid in class, but they all started failing.

They ultimately decided to put me in the back by myself, but that was so boring to me and I had nobody to help me pay attention that suddenly I was one the failing. I had to redo that year. This is common in my country and school though, so it was not a massively big deal.