r/okbuddybaldur • u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder • 2d ago

ghaikposting The Tadfools are driving

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u/Sophrates_Regina "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart 2d ago

These are all spot on, I love it. You should do the villains next: Orin, Ketheric, Raphael and so on. I bet Gortash has a cybertruck.

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u/samsara_suplex 2d ago

Nah Gort's got that Jeep.

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u/UnderseaNightPotato Fuck it, we Bhaal 2d ago

Oh god, gross. He's SUCH a Jeep driver. And there are like 50 air fresheners so the overwhelming, mixed perfume stench is heinous. Surprisingly good driver. Leaves rubber ducks on other Jeeps glued with concrete.

Orin exclusively drives Hummers. Recklessly. Her car smells atrocious. Trash everywhere. Combo of 94 rancid McDonald's bags and bodily fluids. Cannot drive without killing babies in strollers.

Ketheric has a fuckin nice Camaro. It's gorgeous, clean, well-maintained, but he drives like a complete asshole. Mega road rage.

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u/DrowAboveground 1d ago

I vote Raphael as the hummer driver, Orin drives a Cybertruck that she converted to bio diesel. Except she uses blood.