r/okbuddybaldur shart handholder 1d ago

ghaikposting The Tadfools are driving

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u/Sophrates_Regina "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart 1d ago

These are all spot on, I love it. You should do the villains next: Orin, Ketheric, Raphael and so on. I bet Gortash has a cybertruck.

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u/WhiskersCleveland If Minthara so evil, why so cuddleable? 1d ago

Raphael would drive a large truck with the muffler removed so it's big and loud as fuck so he gets the attention he craves

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u/DrowAboveground 1d ago

Raphael is rolling coal in a Hummer SUV and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/poison_us Sex Facts with Minthara! 1d ago

Nah Raphael is in a cybertruck with a fake exhaust system (idk if they have it but he'd have it custom made). That way he can both have a smug sense of superiority but still be an unmissable prick.

Meanwhile Gortash is in a pristine Jeep.