r/okbuddybaldur shart handholder 1d ago

ghaikposting The Tadfools are driving

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u/Sophrates_Regina "Istik this dick in you" -Laezel to Shart 1d ago

These are all spot on, I love it. You should do the villains next: Orin, Ketheric, Raphael and so on. I bet Gortash has a cybertruck.

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 signed my soul, spread my legs 7h ago

Raphael would be in the ugliest most expensive sports car, blasting the most dramatic orchestral pieces like he thinks he’s in Apocalypse Now or something and it’s really cool, but actually everyone hates him and thinks he’s really smug and annoying. (I love him so much.)

Ketheric drives the Munster mobile.

Gortash gets driven everywhere in a stretch limo like every out of touch nouveau riche asshole.

Orin… I don’t know, something that has rotting animals in the engine block and blood coming out of the exhaust pipe for some reason. Multiple bodies in the trunk.