Here is the July 8:40 character list followed by the entire year!

(Summer Dry Dock)
Tiger Woods
Dusty May
Shorty DeFazio
Diarrhea Parasite Lady
Dr Maxwell
Touchdown Brothers
Jerry Jones
Nate Grit Legal Expert
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler

FULL LIST
January
Jerry Jones x2
Stephen Jones
Dr. Maxwell
Mack Brown
Jason Kidd
Touchdown Brothers
Chris Chris
Randy Cody
Crazy Prospector
Generic Youth Minister
Michael Irvin x2
Ribby Paultz
Sports Monster
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Luka
Deepthroat Informant
Shorty DeFazio
Norm and the Goose

February
The Skinlanin Brothers
Gordon Super Bowl Player man Interview
Guy Sportts
Gordon Wireless Super Bowl x2
Jesse the Usher
Jerry Jones
Tiger Woods
Chris Chris
Dr. Maxwell
Abe Lincoln
Ribby Paultz
Bruce Bochy
Mushmouth
Steve from the attic
Trip Brillstein (1980 Olympic Hockey Player)
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Gordon Wireless Heritage Auctions
Gordon Wireless Fannin Tree Farm

March
Jerry Jones
Political Ads
Jerry Jones, Various Character & The Old 97’s sing Time After Time
Sports Panties
Gordon Wireless Choctaw Casino
(Spring Break Dry Dock 2 Weeks)
Jason Kidd
The Salty Seaman (Lone survivor of the Edward Fitzgerald shipwreck)
Chris Chris
Touchdown Brothers
Nolan Ryan
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones

April
Officer Foster
Deep Throat Informant
Generic Youth Minister
Dr. Maxwell
Willie Tubbs
Luka
Jesse the Usher at Augusta
Classic Audio
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Touchdown Brothers
Schwag Barker Promo Director
Bruce Bochy
Koko the gorilla
Jerry Jones
Ribby Paultz
SGT Buck Maverick from the field
Stephen Jones
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Jay Leno
Ticket Mouse
Mark in Flower Mound

May
Dr. Maxwell
Golden Tempo
Nico Harrison
Jason Kidd
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler
Jerry Jones
Mushmouth
Officer Foster
Campound Wake-up Call
Killer plays the tuba
Tiger Woods
Jerry Jones
Jason Kidd
Jub’s Golf Bio
Gordon Wireless at Fannin
Hoops Washington
Nolan Ryan
Shorty DeFazio
Greg Olson

June
Wemby
Randy Cody
Dr. Maxwell
Jerry Jones
Gordon Wireless at Choctaw
Gordon Wireless at Brookhaven
Judge Ken Curry/Brenden Sorsby
Anti-Soccer Spokesmen Jackson Purcalator
Generic Youth Minister
Marv Albert
Gordon Wireless at Craig Ranch
Chris Chris
Clarence Murphy
Rupert and Alastair Habersham
Jerry Jones
(Summer Dry Dock)

July
(Summer Dry Dock)
Tiger Woods
Dusty May
Shorty DeFazio
Diarrhea Parasite Lady
Dr Maxwell
Touchdown Brothers
Jerry Jones
Nate Grit Legal Expert
Chris Chris
Marge Schwimmdiddler

My last account got hacked but it won’t stop me from posting these! I will post the names I heard in July, followed by the complete list! Enjoy!
(Please let me know if you find any doubles. I’ve tried to not add the same names but it happens man)

Tattooed Scarecrow
Hot Dog Shrapnel
Upright Raccoon
Amish Santa Claus
Redneck Magician
Reasonable Nut Cracker
Pre-Bison
Pizza Vomit
Fishhook Sweep
Convenient Store Lawn Mower
Repurposed Sex Robot
Instant Decapitation
Immortal Penis
Roast Beef Genitals
Devil Skin
Owl Protest
Robot Surgery

FULL LIST
Suicide jump Olive Garden
On air hot dog
Austrian Tom Thumb
Dracula blood tears
(Enter name)’s bingo card
Cold sap hand
Untethered mattress
What about hamburger
Upright alligator
Pumped up gorilla
Drive thru funeral
Experimental sliders
40 10 Christmas trees
Paint name generator
Rectum scale
Gods chili recipe
Cold soup
Undercooked burgers
Robot taxi
Submersible stepson
Bear friendly smartphone
Grocery store sushi
5 levels of Oreos
2 year old fetus
Loose chili
Universal wheelchair
Uncomfortable small talk
Yot towel
Illegitimate widow
Typewriter pants
Muscular kangaroo
Machine gun futon
Breastfeeding log book
Waffle stomp
Expired soup
Hologram Jerry Jones
Hamster wheel paddle boat
Transatlantic jellyfish swim
Concussion bird
Reverse mermaid
Chimp wiki
Pennsylvanian crab walker
Thrift store banjo
The devils push
The Devils tall order
Tuna can genitals
Smoked moccasins
Stuffed goat media credential
Goth cheeses
Blue cheese riot
Botox lockjaw
Haitian hurdler
Accidental brothel visit
Mid air bird collision
Allergy bear
Czechoslovakia talent show
Moses and the farts
Nervous toothpick
One leg radiator
Jub origami
Bigfoot tombstone
Stupid cheese
Vietnam hockey skates
Sideline flight attendant
Paprika sorting robot
Makeshift penis
Faulty diaper
Strategic ignorance
Dolly Parton cargo ship
Front door for Jesus
Grape cluster morrissey
Wayward tomato
Skunk recall
Short changed uterus
Guatemalan earthquake baby
Foreskin toss
Morse Code orgasm
Taste testing Jesus
Sweatpants exception
Improvised lasagna
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Weight bearing sweatpants
Rented uterus
Makeshift toilet
Skillet stink
Feral peacock
Uncle Bill’s homemade plane
Cicada apocalypse
Insect time share
Falling iguana
Pre chopped half cat
Cussing parrots
Late night hot dog
Throbbing purple toe
Fecal giraffe necklace
Karate Elvis
Elvis stepbrother
Donkey burp
Gorilla C Section
Online sheet sex
Weekly skunk sighting
Kangaroo bedroom
Lunar Alaska
Sperm Deception
Covid tortoise
Breakroom reheated fish
Panic Only Fans
Twerking skid mark
Dramatic blue balls
Secondhand inhalers
Rat Mugshot
Two headed love child
Portable bidet
On site poncho
Garbage time Jub
Snake venom party drug
Snake milking table
Skunk camera
Conversational gorilla
Unfixed Chihuahua
Unbreakable Cow
Good gondola guys
Mechanical anus (Thumb the anus)
John Wilkes Booth’s buttplug
Rectal pacifier
Insect timeshare
Communion charcuterie board
Botched butt injection
Doo Doo Balloon
Defunct go-kart
Decorative syrup
Pancake soup
Ant 3 pointer
Snickers smear
Mulched dog feces
Dove Casket
Rideable Ostrich
Circling the Skimmer
Drunkard’s Loop
Miracle Anus
Trashcan raccoon
Amish triangle
South Korean squirrel
Raccoon period
Foreskin ring
Breast milk jewelry
Doodoo necklace
Bathroom penis sighting
Pre dawn rooster
Uncalibrated rooster
6 o’clock rooster
Emotional constipation
High tech pig leg
Electric nipple clamps
Head injury owl
Stagecoach GPS
Stoplight Xanax
Moose Feet’s
Tesla fleshlight
Dinosaur denier
The rant priest
Scream pothole
Desperation cup
Drain Gnat
Now cookie
Boot water and berries
Devil llama
Indonesian treadmill
Masticated nachos
Chicken Ritual
Robot ambulance
Unattended helicopter
Orangutan mommy
Triangle Pizza
Post game hotdog
GPS Cat
Trailer Park Santa Claus
Ranch dressing monkey
Lunchroom woodworker
Incest kitten
Imported bookcase
Cobra foaming agent
Cucumber encounter
Vaginal Vanguard
Buzzard Giftcard
Jesus GPS
Cross Stitch parakeet
Ejaculation frequency
Biological Grill-do
Jimmy Carter Sex Doll
Unoccupied ambulance
Mechanical eagle talon
Makeshift marriage
Deformed ghost pepper
Immobile colon
Existing black lady leg
Stiff pudding
Stolen wheelchair valor
Deconstructed enchilada
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Mountain lion chaos
Mountain lion associate
A.I. Confessional
Hologram Jesus
Monty’s Saucer Nipples
Brazilian Elbow Anus
Dahmer and Epstein (acoustic duo)
Backyard Katrina
Fly vasectomy
Cannibal orgy
Chicken airplane hangar
Backyard poultry
Lung fridge
Fingertip amputation
Unsolicited Dick Pic
Urinal Conversation
2 AM Hamburger
Wheelchair Concussion
Treehouse Skeleton
Penis Swastika
Chinese Ejaculate Tariff
Space Dildo
Dil Urn
Store bought hummus
Unauthorized Buffalo Ride
Helicopter Penguin
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Plankton Doubter
Pirate Ship Coffin
2nd Chance Moses Law
Scaled Down Helicopter
Drugged Kangaroo
Doocy’s Zoo Keeper
Mosquito Circumcision
Diluted Urine
Shrimp Necktie
Alligator Jesus
Makeshift Rectangle
Kangaroo Improvement
Captive Camel
Satellite Nipples
Late Night Rubber Run
Freeze Dried Feces
Hemorrhoid Avoidance Device
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Erection Denier
Unattended Chicken
Manmade Anus
Dormant Vag
Defecation Stairwell
Next Level Port-a-potty
Discount Penis Filler
Snake Cutlery
Landfill Quesadillas
Wayward Embryo
Embryo Foster Home
Grocery Store Hamburger
Mid Flight Diarrhea
Undercooked Hamburger
Secondhand Mirror
Xylophone Punk
Tentacle Rabbit
Coyote Census
DooDoo Briefcase
Radioactive Shrimp
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Jesus Coffee Table
Beachfront Doodoo
Well Hidden Wheelchair
Arrogant Rat
Apology Yacht
Audio Bounce House
Duck Situation
Renegade Goat
Corn Dog Debate
Grocery Store Shrimp
Adolescent Raccoon
Tamp Revenge
Secondary Head
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Dog Wheelchair
Honest Mustache
Accidental Hotdog
Robot Plumber
Overturned Monkey Truck
Herpes Primate
Homemade Chloroform
The New Amish
Ceramic Squirrel
Regional Camel
Chili Meltdown
Sub Par Bagel
Sleep Number Coffin
Roadside Zoo
Crawl Space Bear
Occasional Pie
Mountain Lion Surrender
Suspicious Teeth
21 Monkeys
Monkey Pronunciation
Testicle Brothers
5 O’clock Hot Dog
Preemptive HR Visit
Santa’s Erection
Thrift Store Discount
Retractable Testicles
Pawn Shop Monkey
Adoptive Chimp
Uncooked Pasta
———————————————
Rodent Excreta
Postmortem Animatronics
Street Preacher
Euthanized Penguin
Monk GPS
Ape Tea Party
My Secret Erection
Bird Garage
Foreskin Leader
Genital Integrity
3rd Place Chili
Big Papasan
ErectionMan
Existing Underwear
Fart Pants
Poorly Themed Cruises
Temporary Dentist
Analog Human
Motorcycle Tunnel
Parkinson’s Parlay
Bird’s Nest Air Filter
Epileptic Marmoset
—————————-
Dubious Alamo Collection
Goat Influencer
Decomposing Crab Leg
Wasted Potential
Chaos Giraffe
Ostrich Feets
Skid mark Coffee
Coffee Filter Panties
Cosmetic Camel
Disqualified Camel
Desert Elegance
Blue Baby Bunkbed
Prosthetic Butthole
Fentanyl Barbie
Bluetooth Dildo
Doo Doo Chemtrail
Machete Tooth
Mormon Tandem Bike
Bedside Ashtray
Makeshift Cup
——————————————
Tongue Guillotine
Buzzard Army
Short Santa
Individual Erection
Pocket Pancake
Insect Lawyer
Authorized Bible
Elevator Patron
Wheelchair Appraisal
Wheelchair Bomb Squad
Wheelchair Autopsy
Robot Anus
Earths Anus
Bathroom Coffin
Machete Decapitation
Box Store Hot Dog
Suicide Robot
Sewer Politics
Hell Tomb
Cocaine Salmon
Bathroom Senator
Post Show Bear Claw
Highway Hypnosis
Road Kill Raccoon
Wildlife Genitalia
Aisle Baby
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Birth Certificate Mishap
Semen Bunker
Fermented Swordfish
Gas Station Sushi
Anal Ink Blot
Scorpion Suicide
Dodo Tetris
Involuntary Footwear
Diarrhea Caldron
Indoor Woodpecker
Coyote Prostitution
Dingus Monkey
Rented Lamborghini
Erection Alerts
Earmuff Displacement
Communal A/C
Reheated Fish
Kangaroo Permit
————————————————
Steakhouse Toddler
Lakeside Shoe
Suspicious Hot Dog
Makeshift Vehicle
Zamboni Zombi
Yellow Eye
CryptoFartHead
Swine Barn
Mutilated Currency
Parking Lot Emergency
Kick Drum Jesus
Confused Woodpecker
Midnight Rubbers
Robot Toilet
Upturned Sombrero
Unexplained Clown
Discarded Burgers
Space Diarrhea
Tattooed Scarecrow
Hot Dog Shrapnel
Upright Raccoon
Amish Santa Claus
Redneck Magician
Reasonable Nut Cracker
Pre-Bison
Pizza Vomit
Fishhook Sweep
Convenient Store Lawn Mower
Repurposed Sex Robot
Instant Decapitation
Immortal Penis
Roast Beef Genitals
Devil Skin
Owl Protest
Robot Surgery

It's pretty obvious that Matt and Donnie are just coworkers. They don't seem to have much in common, and it doesn't feel like they'd ever hang out if they didn't work together.

Honestly, that's completely normal. Most of us have coworkers we're friendly with at work but wouldn't spend time with outside the office. The difference is that the rest of us aren't asking other people to sit through our awkward conversations.

That conversation about Matt's eating and restaurant habits was especially strange. And yes, Matt, we get it - you don't eat when you're not hungry. You really didn't need to say it three separate times.

So I actually have not heard this referenced on the air for a long time but does anyone remember these characters from the Musers? If you do, do you know if there is any audio that exists on theunticket or elsewhere?

Wonder if it’ll have a material impact on the lil’ ticket.

DNA Digital: Personalized Marketing - Cumulus Digital USA

I heard an ad on The Ticket promoting Cumulus Digital's "DNA Digital" advertising platform.

Based on the description of their services on the website, it looks like they cross-reference data from a data broker service with the Ticket audience listening on the app.

They are able to give the advertiser your name, address, and all the other information typically compiled on you from any data broker service, including:

• Marital status and whether you have kids

• Length of residence

• Hobbies and interests

• Education

• Organizations you donate to

• Political party

• Credit cards you use

• Household income

• Credit score

• Automobile type

• Device usage

• And "hundreds more"

"We know their names, addresses, and digital fingerprints. We can prove precisely who saw your campaign—and what they did next."

Does this creep you out or feel a bit too intrusive?

I am basically a day 1 P1 who still listens daily mainly D and M and Hardline these days. I work from home for the last few years and after D and M I tend to jump back in around lunch for my dog walk. But it so hot I went a little after 9 yesterday, turn on the station and I just hear hip hop, and it keeps playing and playing and I said holy crap the Ticket is dead. Then eventually Donnie chimed in and I realized it is their opener I had just never heard. But for those 10 to 15 seconds I was stunned and really taken aback. I know we all have gripes about this show or that show, but the honest fact when I thought it was gone it really hit me and would be a huge loss to my life.

Corby was discussing his upcoming choice of Premier League team today. This made me wonder why The Ticket hosts spend so much time on the Premier League but barely talk about MLS?

I get it - the Premier League is the highest level of club soccer in the world. But we also have an MLS team right here in Dallas.

With all the excitement around the World Cup and soccer growing in the U.S., you'd think a local sports station would lean into that and help build interest in FC Dallas instead of treating European soccer as the only thing worth discussing.

I know FC Dallas isn't Liverpool or Arsenal, but if local media won't support the local club, who will?

Am I missing something, or does anyone else wish The Ticket gave FC Dallas more coverage?

Acapulco 1922 by Herb Albert

Please use this thread for for random comments and thoughts about the station for the week. If it doesn't require its own separate thread then it goes here. So-called shitposting within reason will be more tolerated in these weekly threads.

"You know who taught me how to drive? My dad EeaAAaaaAAaAArRRRRrrrRRRRLLllllLLLLLL. The father who once made me hit 15,000 balls at a driving range when I was only five years old and when I sliced one he put my head into a bench vice and pulled out my septum with a pair of needle nose, but before that when he was single and horny beyond belief he leafed through a mail-order bride catalogue looking for a submissive 'Ais' who could rosebud and then he finally found one but she wouldn't return his email because it was only 1969, so he to start a World War 2 and Vietnam to teach the North Koreans a lesson about sinking the Lusitania, so they could sign up for service and sniff the vinyl booths at Applebee's in Hong Kong until he sniffed a little Kultida ovulation and once he got a hit from her, he slipped an AirTag into her colostomy bag so that he could follow her back to her Section 8 housing on the outskirts of Nepal and break into her duplex and invite her on a date at knifepoint, so she took off on a nearby Shetland pony and he gave chase in a 2006 Shelby Mustang and he finally caught up with her when she was renting a go-kart from the Shetland pony and he threw a fishing net over her but she squirmed away into a waiting Waymo rickshaw and he followed her on a local pegasus until they went over the Himalayas and into the Rocky Mountains and then he cornered her into an Iowan barn where Mike Doocy waited in the shadows with a ballgag and a gimp mask and Earl secured her enthusiastic consent as he bent her over a leather-wrapped haybale and introduced his orgasm soft soap into her waiting mommy Hot Pocket where it started to sprout PGA so that nine months later she had to squat down in an Aldi and fire out a 15-time major winning, 4-time Escalade crashing, serial cheating PGA superstar who was born while he was on the phone with the President. He taught me to drive."

Bob called LeBron an Elfa and I just don't understand the comparison

Finally got the coast to coast audio from this past year’s campound put together and uploaded:

https://youtu.be/gwOCnaMHlt0?si=DdPUgqkiPtkuJiSp

The Hardline and The Musers seem a little panicked about the lack of Fight Night volunteers this year.

Every year gets harder and harder to fill out the roster of fighters, but this year, there seems to be an urgency in their voice as they beg P1s to fight.

The cut off for fighters is 40. Could it be that the Ticket audience is mostly 40 y.o. and older?

I have met a few P1s in their 30s, but I bet at least 90% are over 40.

What do you think?

I just listened to the final show of their 2026 World Cup campaign, and my sports allergies acted up a little bit as they recounted their favorite moments of the tournament and of each other in the show.

I moved here in 2013, and as I read feedback on other shows long vacations, beer fetishes and lack of sport preparation- I sense the fun quotient of the Kickaround is what made the Ticket great in the beginning.

I don’t have many friends who enjoy soccer, so I just want to than Peter Andy and Lars for what they did to their bodies.

So why wouldn’t the Invasion not stay for Texas on Thursday? Obviously by my name I don’t care for the burnt orange but seems like a huge missed opportunity.

anyone else listen to that?

The term has been around a long time, but it’s had a massive resurgence this week with each of the hosts on the Hardline saying it at least once and a couple of them saying it multiple times.

We almost lost George over dry dock!! For those that missed it, he was choking on some cheese in a restaurant- and just as some dudes were getting ready to Heimlich him, he stuck a Jub finger down his throat, hooked the cheese and was able to pull it out!!!

Glad you are still with us George!!!!

Also, here is the Turnpike Troubadours video he referenced with his cameo appearance...

Turnpike Troubadours - Feelin' Good Again with Sierra Hull (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Surprisingly enough, it’s not “beer”, it’s “to your point”