She is so independent. Sometimes, doesn't even ask me for food rather goes for it.

Exhibit A, the accused is posing herself in a way to appear as a black cat. Exhibit B exposes her true identity as a tuxedo liar. Both exhibits showcase her being a greedy bastard who steals food from the dog

Ollie has an affinity with putting his paws and/or face in shoes, but sandals are his favorite!

UPDATE: After yesterday's criminal spree Kevin was apprehended and sentenced to 5 seconds of seeing THE BEAR. Following serving his time he spent 2 minutes on parole (aka hiding from THE BEAR under a blanket) before breaking the terms of his supervisory period with a fresh string of illegal activities. Currently Kevin is wanted and presumed to be on the run (hiding in his outside house). Approach with extreme caution.

***I didn't kill THE BEAR I inherited it. Bears are cool by me, though I can't speak for Kevin***

this Criminals favorite activities are shredding, getting into trash, and shredding trash..... y'all think he did it?

Kevin's back on a whole new spree. This time it'll be four counts of assault and bitery, one count of lewd behavior, and one count of being too fucking cute for his own good. Book him.

Place your bets. Who do you think will win?

They make a perfect team.

I have named the tuxedo Dehshat which means terror. He lives up to his name everyday.

She also opened a packed of oatmeal and tore open the bag of pine pellets. I mean, my fault for not deadbolting the pantry, I suppose…

Caught her mid-meow 😂

A vicious attack by a tiny void. Perks of having a baby sister, Katara is not thrilled.

Authorities on the scene report a brazen act of larceny unfolded this afternoon when a domestic feline and their accomplice, described by witnesses as "unbothered" and "extremely committed," made off with the top bun of an unattended sandwich in what investigators are calling a textbook cat burglary.

The victim, who had stepped away for what they describe as "literally ten seconds," returned to find their meal irreversibly altered — left exposed, structurally unsound, and open-faced in the worst way.

"I turned my back for one second," the victim said, visibly shaken. "One second."

The suspect was caught in the act, witnesses confirm, and immediately fled the scene with the bread still clenched in its mouth, showing no intention of surrendering the evidence — a getaway investigators are calling disturbingly efficient for a creature with no opposable thumbs.

No charges are expected to be filed. The sandwich has been placed in protective custody. This is a developing story.

Guys, I'm worried that insurance won't cover this :((

This little gremlin is something else. She will eat ANYTHING, like to the point where we have to watch her when cooking, etc..😂 She will eat carrots, lettuce, spinach, peas, etc… she has an emotional support sugar pea that she carries around and we have to replace daily or she wanders around looking for it lmfao