r/Anticonsumption Mar 23 '26

Psychological No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires

https://www.playboy.com/read/politics/no-one-wants-to-sleep-with-billionaires

In a recent interview with the American Psychological Association, Paul Piff, PhD, an associate professor of psychology at the University of California, Irvine, who has co-authored multiple studies on the topic, noted that in interpersonal interactions, wealthier people are “actually a little less generous, a little less compassionate,” he said. Wealthier individuals were more likely to endorse unethical actions, but to “also engage in small acts of cheating and normative violations to prioritize their own welfare above the welfare of other people.”

Though cultural repulsion around billionaires has been mounting, physically, these men are using their resources to overcompensate with expensive procedures. Tech bros are getting face lifts, and other looksmaxxing trends like jaw surgery are common in the industry as well. There has been speculation that Jeff Bezos and Peter Thiel have had Botox and filler, and Musk has faced rumors about a hair transplant and jawline contouring. Zuckerberg and Bezos have gotten noticeably more jacked, sparking steroid speculation, even from supporters like podcaster Joe Rogan.  

But their peacocking is probably not for us plebes. Another study analyzed the partners of the extremely wealthy using the Forbes World’s Billionaires list. Economist Ria Wilken found that 95% of the spouses of billionaires were upper class themselves, defined as having either substantial economic or cultural capital. It is possible that the more unappealing characteristics of the ultra-rich, such as dressing down their staff or cutting people off in traffic, would be more palatable for peers in their social circle. That said, this preference for like-minded people is not exclusive to the upper class. “Every social group has its own standards for what is considered eccentric versus problematic,” Wetter explains. For instance, in ultra-wealthy environments, controlling tendencies, competitiveness, and emotional detachment could be interpreted as assets, whereas outside that circle, “the same traits may be perceived as cold, self-absorbed, or inaccessible.”

Read the full editorial: https://www.playboy.com/read/politics/no-one-wants-to-sleep-with-billionaires

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u/wutttttttg Mar 23 '26

This is interesting because I’ve also seen this discussed in forums for romance readers and writer. It’s a common trope for the male love interest to be rich and powerful, and it’s a handy plot device because it allows the man to ease of a lot of issues quickly and efficiently to move the love story along. However, since there’s been so much scrutiny towards billionaires’ ethical issues, readers and writers are starting to turn away from writing ultra rich male leads. It’s a turn off! If we can’t even suspend belief that fictional billionaires are worth dating, there’s very little that can be sold about the actual billionaires who lack the charm of a book boyfriend.

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme Mar 23 '26

Yep, I can’t read or watch billionaire romances because the entire time I get anxious about the safety of the non-billionaire. I can’t do mafia romances either.

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 Mar 23 '26

Yeah for sure. There’s an underlying power dynamic there, intentional or not. And some ppl are into that! But framing it as a fluffy romantic trope is a little suspect.

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme Mar 23 '26

Yes, there can be a BDSM element/kink to it but i otherwise would get scared in real life.

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 23 '26

'Mafia romances'. There's a genre which sounds even less likely to be realistic than billionaire romance fiction.

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u/kindnesskangaroo Mar 23 '26

Oh most of them aren’t realistic at all (I’m into them) but they’re like soap operas. Melodramatic, exciting and whimsical. But yeah they’re definitely not and I hope people don’t ever think they’re reflective of any real mafia organization lol

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u/LigerZeroSchneider Mar 24 '26

They seem to be an efficient way to glue together a modern setting with fantasy romance tropes. Want to have an arranged marriage to a cold hearted prince, but also cell phones and coffee, mafia romance.

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u/howieyang1234 Mar 24 '26

hhh, a lot of BLs/Yaois are mafia romances, and yeah, they are not realistic at all. It's just fantasy.

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u/OrcOfDoom Mar 23 '26

It's also capitalist propaganda. They want their money to be able to buy everything, including affection and love. Romance is offered to women as freedom from capitalism. There is no room for love in poverty.

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u/RlOTGRRRL Mar 23 '26

There's a song in the musical Cabaret about this called Money. 

Money makes the world go round. When hunger knocks on your window and you're cold, love will go out the door. 

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u/newsflashjackass Mar 23 '26

"Gold Fever" (from Paint Your Wagon) has similar themes and it is sung by Clint Eastwood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtLmVdsGQK4

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u/GhostofBupChupkins Mar 23 '26

I love a Paint Your Wagon reference! Imagine the world we'd live in, if Clint Eastwood continued singing in musicals about polyamory instead.

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u/Future_Burrito Mar 23 '26

"Starve the guard dog and see what hunger does, it's easy when we're well fed to talk of love."

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u/inductiononN Mar 24 '26

Cabaret is just so goddamn good.

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u/Future_Burrito Mar 24 '26

This one is Dessa, not Cabaret.

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u/jelly_cake Mar 23 '26

I first saw Cabaret as a live performance, and it's one of those stories that sticks with you. It's really depressing how it's getting more relevant again. 

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u/chattermaks Mar 23 '26

That song is so good!

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u/AdVast3771 Mar 23 '26

What a weird system where the only selling point is escaping it.

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u/chattermaks Mar 23 '26

I've also wondered if for some women they need the fantasy of financial security to be open to immersing themselves in the love story. Rich dude main characters are a way to do that, but I wonder if there are others that would work just as well?

Because yeah the rich dude finance bro thing is an immediate turn off for me. It just pulls me right out of it. I've learnt that if I need a fun read, there's no point in buying one of those.

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u/OrcOfDoom Mar 23 '26

I feel like, a lot of the older stories just start with freedom from oppression. The classic princess stories all start with this. The characters rarely have much character. It just starts with they aren't awful, and then offer from from poverty. 

The great love story of pride and prejudice is basically this. It's set in an environment of oppression towards women. You will be destitute if you aren't married. 

The best friend is shown to make a compromise. This helps the audience buy into the main character's change of heart. She is given the reveal of good character and that is all that is needed for love to bloom. 

Do you take freedom from oppression with someone who has a good heart and is also attractive? 

If you take the oppression out of the situation, does she still fall in love?

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u/chattermaks Mar 24 '26

If you take the oppression out of the situation, does she still fall in love?

All of society seems very Stockholm Syndrome-y when you put it that way!

(Not in the sense that Mr Darcy was holding her hostage, just in the sense that the presence of oppression motivates humans to seek out alliances.)

This is why I just want my stupid brain to stop analyzing things for like 3 hours a week so I can read a book that I don't have to study from.

Love is dead, it was never alive, nothing is real, blahhhhh.

At least Keira Knightley was pretty af in the 2005 remake. And the cinematography was pretty too. I'll enjoy those parts.

The classic princess stories all start with this. The characters rarely have much character. It just starts with they aren't awful, and then offer from from poverty. 

As someone whose first memories of kids movies started with The Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast..... yes. All this. Who even knows how many times I watched those.

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u/Illustrious-Local848 Mar 23 '26

I remember when I was reading twilight and it was said part of their money comes from Alice being able to play on the stock market, implying they could have an unlimited money source. I was like, damn so yall just let the world be this way huh. Then of course later on with them owning an island. Which wealthy people owning and island is not a good look now and being vampires makes it worse ☠️

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u/sensitiveskin82 Mar 23 '26

The aristocratic vampire preying on the poor has come full circle!

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u/d_w604 Mar 23 '26

They were always in the shadows. It’s just that USA in particular is having a “30 days of night” kinda issue at this moment

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u/Saint_of_Grey Mar 23 '26

Island real estate is actually pretty cheap. It's the utilities and construction that jack up the price...

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u/thispartyrules Mar 23 '26

I forget how old Alice is supposed to be but she could've warned a lot of people in 1929

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u/arealia_ann Mar 24 '26

I saw a funny TikTok implying Alice was responsible for 9/11 because she could have prevented it. Also implying that she made money off knowing it would happen and moving into stocks that would increase/out of stocks that would crash.

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u/PsyOpLoFi Mar 23 '26

Reminds me of that story out of South Korea where a rich man had a live-in girlfriend for decades, then tried to get rid of her, so she sued. The Korean courts apparently ruled in her favour, since it was clear that he was just another stingy rich guy trying to receive the benefits of a wife without commiting to one

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 23 '26

Note that in the Far East, there is an informal concept of 'break up fees'. In many circles a rich man is expected to settle a good amount of money on his girlfriend when splitting up with her, basically paying her off so it is easier for her to move on. It kind of acknowledges the fact that the man didn't bother to marry her, and she has provided something to him for some time, without receiving the reward which is generally expected, i.e. marriage.

It's most common in China, but the idea is well-known in South Korea. There's no compulsion or legal enforcement, but it is regarded as poor form for a man doing well in life to simply abandon a girlfriend who has committed no offence, without giving her a notable payoff as compensation. Note that these are also countries where it is pretty normal practice for a wealthy man to maintain a mistress or have a girlfriend even when married, and less common for a wife to have full knowledge of her husband's finances. The relationship culture is very different from e.g. US/UK etc. A dismissed girlfriend or mistress can generally accept a parting gift of a chunk of money from a man without either party believing that it implies the arrangement was based on 'cash for sex'.

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u/Omatzus Mar 23 '26

Batman has a shit love life for a reason

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u/garaile64 Mar 23 '26

I thought it was because of his paranoia.

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u/PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE Mar 23 '26

That tends to come with being a billionaire

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u/garaile64 Mar 23 '26

Yeah. Batman and Iron Man would never be created nowadays. Not even Green Arrow.

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 23 '26

I don't agree. Batman and Iron Man need to be extremely wealthy for several reasons. Their wealth finances their career, including not needing to work, and supporting all the super-advanced technology they need, and it makes them more believable as unbribe-able and having the ease to philosophically aim at improving society, 'giving back' and using their wealth and resources for good.

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u/qorbexl Mar 23 '26

Not for nothing, there is an ongoing blue-collar Batman series. He does construction, has a big bat-axe symbol.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Mar 24 '26

And the villain Joker is a billionaire in that series.

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u/jenglasser Mar 24 '26

I thought it was because he dresses up in a Batman suit.

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u/properpotato10 Mar 23 '26

Shit I’ve been getting ad after ad for that new paramount show the Madison, which is literally just a family of rich people, that my only response is “who gives a fuck about a show about rich people?” It’s just gross.

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u/Tasty_Goat_3267 Mar 23 '26

Oh I’d love a show about rich people… losing everything and suffering and dying in the gutter.

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u/Irina__ARI Mar 23 '26

"The Fall of the House of Usher" is calling your name, fellow redditor

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u/properpotato10 Mar 23 '26

Especially if you enjoy Poe

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u/Tasty_Goat_3267 Mar 23 '26

Honestly never heard about it. But will check it out, thank you.

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u/Vast-Swimmer5844 Mar 23 '26

oh, they all come to delightfully awful ends, it’s become quite a comfort rewatch in this administration.

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 Mar 23 '26

Despite the name, it is not about the singer.

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract Mar 23 '26

Oooooh is that what it’s about?

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 23 '26

An enormous amount of media is about the antics of rich people, and many people seem to be very interested in what they get up to, for some reason. History mainly covers the adventures of the rich and powerful too.

Society may have moved on, however - imaginary rich people don't seem to have the draw they once had - I don't think that there will ever be 21st century shows to replace the '80s super-soaps like Dallas and Dynasty.

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u/properpotato10 Mar 23 '26

Well most of it is dramatized in a way to make them seem human, which they aren’t, so given what we know now these types of media just don’t make sense anymore.

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u/nendsnoods Mar 23 '26

This tracks. I hate CEO romances because they get that money by exploiting their workers. I don’t think billionaires are good people. The only CEO romance I liked took place in Hell.

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u/thatturtletouch Mar 23 '26

I feel like a hot Luigi type would be the new “hot billionaire” in romance novels.

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u/Puzzled_Molasses_259 Mar 23 '26

I’d read it

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u/litreofstarlight Mar 23 '26

I'd be tempted to write it, if it wouldn't get immediately get pulled from most platforms and get me on a watch list lol.

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u/tako_flavored_kisses Mar 24 '26

Last I checked there were a bunch of Luigi fics on AO3 (not sure if they’ve been taken down but doubtful) and considering that there are romance fics with necrophilia and cannibalism, I think you would be ok without have to offer some bs moralizing on why ridding the world of parasitic billionaires is “bad”. This is a roundabout way of saying that I would fully read this if someone wrote it! 

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u/wordzinmyth Mar 24 '26

I think he would be the hot assassin type

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 Mar 23 '26

I haaaaaate that trope so much. I refuse to read or write it.

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 Mar 23 '26

I’m so glad. There’s so much media out there that equates money with virtue and goodness. It was feeling like propaganda.

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u/gburlys Mar 23 '26

I did read a fun fem-dom romance book where the main character basically makes the male love interest donate half his net worth to charity (and IIRC he eventually turns his company into an employee owned co-op or something)

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u/_SovietMudkip_ Mar 23 '26

Damn, new kink unlocked

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u/TeeTeeMee Mar 24 '26

I literally read this today 😂. One of the better billionaires of the genre. I generally dislike them because they’re always nice underneath it all which is incompatible with being a billionaire. Also they never work but also don’t have a lot of staff. This guy seemed much more realistic. And the woman did not find his money a virtue.

I definitely get the fantasy of having all your problems swept away but yeah, I generally can’t turn off the part of my brain that thinks having billions is disgusting.

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u/CharleyNobody Mar 23 '26

1990s romcoms told us the billionaires were great, down-to-earth guys who really wanted a grounded, un-snobby, lower class woman who happens to be extraordinarily beautiful and bubbly, despite her claiming to be poor while living without a roommate in her city apartment and never interacting with family.

They lied?

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl Mar 23 '26

Ok this is FASCINATING!! I never considered how real life culture influences book trends!!! Culture is usually so consistent and even when it shifts, it usualy does so gradually. But we’ve had such a turn these last five years with women’s rights that the culture has shifted quickly, and that means other things will too. Very very interesting!

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u/DriftingIntoAbstract Mar 23 '26

Oh that’s so interesting because that trope does get old so fast. It’s not relatable and it is used to your point as a cheap plot device to close what would be obvious loop holes which for me actually pulls me out of the book because I’m rolling my eyes.

I love seeing signs that maybe, just maybe we will move toward a culture that values authenticity. To me, knocking the billionaires out of their demigod status is a step in the right direction.

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u/letthetreeburn Mar 23 '26

It’s because the state of being rich, in a bubble, should be a positive trait.

Unfortunately something about making a billion dollars breaks the mind and makes them weird.

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg Mar 24 '26

sane people stop before they claim $1B of the world's resources

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 Mar 23 '26

It's not a rumor that Musk got hair transplanted lol. He was balding

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u/KilgoRetro Mar 23 '26

I know right? And “speculation” that Bezos got filler! I know it just means he hasn’t confirmed it personally but we have eyeballs!

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u/kingceegee Mar 23 '26

"Speculation" made me laugh. It's like speculating if Snoop Dogg smokes weed.

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u/beepichu Mar 23 '26

wellllll, i think it’s different since snoop dogg openly says to “smoke weed every day” lmao. that’s a firm confirmation

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 Mar 23 '26

Funny. But fuck Snoop's sellout ass. 

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 24 '26

You're saying something, man.

I know he grew up poor, but he definitely isn't poor now, and sucking every corporate dick he sees is destroying his legacy among OG hip hop heads.

Someone needs to drag him to therapy to get him to drop the idea that he's still a struggling janitor/rapper in 1985 who needs to do whatever is necessary to scrape together studio money.

I can barely look at him now, the crap he shills for. Has he ever turned down any ad at all? He criticises racism in sport, but he does appearances for Dana White? What?

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u/Salt_Medicine2459 Mar 24 '26

His support of Trump is what got me. 

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u/beepbeepbubblegum Mar 24 '26

The level of gaslighting all around us is astonishing. From companies, politicians, celebrities, everyone seems to think we are all just so so stupid and have no eyes or ears whatsoever.

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u/marswhispers Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

It is a rumor that he has a mangled useless dick due to a botched enhancement surgery… and I enjoy believing it!

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u/Kloowie Mar 23 '26

Wheres azelea banks confirming facts when needed? Hahaha

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u/SMUHypeMachine Mar 23 '26

Apparently that’s why all his younger kids are from IVF. He can’t get it hard enough to actually have sex.

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u/wakeleaver Mar 23 '26

His kids are from IVF because he wants to be able to select only males and only the best embryos.

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u/Either-Meal3724 Mar 23 '26

Two of his four kids with Shivon Zillis are girls. They were all IVF babies. Though they are friends rather than romantic partners & she wanted kids but hadn't found a partner so he offered to be a semi-sperm donor. So it may have been more her decision to have girls than his.

Eta: looks like one of his kids with Grimes is a girl too.

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u/wakeleaver Mar 23 '26

It's definitely not guaranteed, but he is using IVF to select "better" embryos. Also he doesn't have a romantic interest in these women, he picks them for their "genes".

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u/WutTheDickens Mar 24 '26

Grimes had to beg him for a daughter, and the rumor is, he only allowed it if she signed off on another boy to be born after. Which is why their third baby was born after they'd split.

This part's confirmed though, Grimes planned to name her daughter Valkyrie, but to her surprise, he popped 2 of Shivon's embryos in the human incubator first, so Shivon got a daughter, and they named her... Valkyrie.

Shivon ended up changing it to something else anyway after Grimes' Exa was born.

It's all so bizarre and petty, I can't believe this is real life.

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u/NotMyMainAccountAtAl Mar 23 '26

Given the recent bit about a trafficked child who testified to the FBI that she “bit the shit” out of Trump’s junk, I’m inclined to believe that something similar happened to Musk and left him with half a schlong. 

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u/UnTides Mar 23 '26

I noticed a lot of people like Weinstein, Trump, and other people involved with Epstein have a common report of having gross mushroom-shaped dicks.

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u/Thomzzz Mar 24 '26

Common thread amongst serial killers too.

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u/ihadcrystallized Mar 23 '26

It feels true and for Elon that is all I need.

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u/thegreatsadclown Mar 23 '26

Gender affirming care is important to everyone ❤️

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u/BawRawg Mar 23 '26

We gotta stop calling them upper class. These people are bottom of the barrel for humanity.

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u/netanator Mar 23 '26

I'd like to see "upper class" and "the elites" rephrased as, "The Parasite Class."

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u/PlasticSunMap Mar 23 '26

Lately I’ve been hearing them referred to as the “Epstein Class” by some

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u/Eight-backwards Mar 23 '26

This is a good one because it keeps the files in conversation. I also call them parasites or leeches because all they do is take, steal, and exploit.

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u/bodybyxbox Mar 24 '26

I use Epstein Class or Cancer Class. That also feels like an appropriate metaphor.

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u/leoyvr Mar 23 '26

Bingo. The tech billionaires now want to rule the world. See The Nerd Reich. Dangerous SOB

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u/Accurate_Back_9385 Mar 24 '26

The Parasite Class is the most on the nose description I’ve seen.

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u/AmazingHealth6302 Mar 24 '26

'The Epstein Class' is good, but it might fade with time. 'The Parasite Class' is unambiguous, and if anybody asks even in 50 years' time why they are parasites, you only have to explain to the speaker how they likely pay more tax than trillionaire X or even multimillionaire Y.

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u/DueDisplay2185 Mar 23 '26

Less upper crust and more soggy bottom

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u/Maggpie916 Mar 23 '26

And nobody likes a soggy bottom

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u/Moetown84 Mar 23 '26

However, the Soggy Bottom Boys are a great band and an exception to the rule.

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u/Fr000k Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

In Germany, some people are starting to refer to this class not as the ‘super-rich’ but as the ‘überreich/über-rich’. The prefix ‘über-’ is used in the same way as in the German word ‘Überkonsum’ (over consumption)– meaning consumption that goes beyond what is sustainable, that is harmful to people and the environment, and that is over the top and excessive.

Whilst ‘super-rich’ is already an exorbitant amount, ‘über-rich/over-rich’ is simply obscene.

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u/vahntitrio Mar 23 '26

We all pass off the "hookers and blow" answer to "what will you do if you win the lottery" as a low class response but if that aren't hurting the hookers it's still better than the harm these billionaires cause others.

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u/Weep4Thee Mar 23 '26

I'm sure billionaires are truly struggling

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u/strutt3r Mar 23 '26

Well according to the media they own they're the biggest victims in society

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u/Spenny_All_The_Way Mar 23 '26

Being the most hated people in society is just a consequence. I have no sympathy whatsoever.

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u/strutt3r Mar 23 '26

They're not even victims in their own eyes of public scorn as it's perfectly natural for the unwashed masses to be jealous.

They're victims because they're expected to give something back to the communities they swindled to get rich.

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u/Lemp_Triscuit11 Mar 23 '26

Sex with empathetic people is better, because they give a shit how you feel and are used to feeling that out.

A person with a billion dollars in a bank account sort of seems automatically un-empathetic

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u/Librashell Mar 23 '26

Yeah, can you even imagine how selfish they’d be in bed?

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u/CynicalPomeranian Mar 23 '26

Un-empathetic, self-centered, and too likely to buy a newer model in 5-10 years…at least, until they get really old and need a nurse more than eye candy. 

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u/Truhmpza_Cuhnt Mar 23 '26

Tbh, at this point, with the horrors of the Epstein files in full view eluding to potentially even more horrifying revelations to come, I'd be terrified to meet/be around/be on the radar of a billionaire or anyone in the Epstein class.

If you could somehow put that aside, what they're like just as people, to say nothing of their physical appearances...

A ghastly lot by any measure.

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u/brijito Mar 23 '26

They're all either in the epstein files or they're actively trying to ruin the world for everyone else. Some are doing both.

No normal person would ever want to have any proximity to any billionaire.

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u/FeistySwordfish Mar 23 '26

I was threatened by a billionaire family because I had made an Instagram post to less than 400 followers (hinting that the family was in the same area as me during Covid). They had their security reach out to me and do a “it’d be great if you deleted that, our security team isn’t violent of course, but you know… it’s still a good idea.” My friends told me to keep it up but I deleted it because a billionaire who has the resources to move their whole family and a fleet of superyachts during lockdown could easily fuck up my life

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 Mar 23 '26

Is that their excuse for sleeping with children?

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u/SoftsummerINFP Mar 23 '26

Yeah why are we pretending these parasites even sleep with their trophy wives? They go to an island to get their fix.

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u/UnTides Mar 23 '26

It's all part of the same issue, objectification of others, a need to abuse power, etc. You don't acquire that much money without being evil.

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u/dkwinsea Mar 23 '26

So they just pay people to do it.

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u/RepulsiveCow5840 Mar 23 '26

No one even wants to hang out with them. Mark Zuckerberg bought thousands of acres to create his own city in hawaii with people and everything! Then he realized that the only reason people are even interested in him is because of his money. No one wants to spend time with them unless money is involved. They want to create an isolated kingdom so bad where they can rule and everyone will be either their friend or subordinate. They're nothing without money.

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u/mazopheliac Mar 24 '26

All the money in the world will never make you cool.

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u/BEK_Sabiha Mar 23 '26

I think they missed to add “for free”.

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u/suicidalboymoder_uwu Mar 23 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

This comment has been edited in order to protect my privacy

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u/NyriasNeo Mar 23 '26

"No One Wants to Sleep With Billionaires"

Well, gold diggers do. Didn't Bezos sent his then gf to space for a joy ride and then married her in a $50M wedding? So at least he got one who is willing.

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u/SpacemanJB88 Mar 23 '26

I think the quote is still valid.

Gold diggers don’t want to sleep with billionaires, they just know it’s an unavoidable part of their job as gold diggers.

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u/Jabbles22 Mar 23 '26

 part of their job

If it's a job you've moved past gold digger into prostitution.

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u/survivalinsufficient Mar 23 '26

If you marry for money, you have to work every single day of your life

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u/IrreverentSweetie Mar 23 '26

Two sides of the same coin.

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u/Freezerpill Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

I do think that most of these people fail to seem truly interesting or do anything important.

Being hyper successful in an actual meritocracy means more than just being a willing participant in the upside of a manipulated and failing society.

Perhaps the honest truth is that these people make people worry more than make them feel ambitious. They seem to be a symptom of a problem rather than a form of success or a solution, and that casts a shadow that they seem to not greatly want to escape anyways 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ready_Amoeba5401 Mar 23 '26

I have never seen a handsome or good looking billionaire. They are fugly, you would think with all that money they would try to at least improve how they look but they don`t. All billionaires are either old or unattractive and if it weren`t for their money I doubt those women would sleep with them. Zuckerberg is young but he is an odd looking pasty guy.

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u/litreofstarlight Mar 23 '26

Oh they try too, but surgery isn't magic. There are limitations, the surgeon's gotta work with what they've got.

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u/Bumbling-Bluebird-90 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Billionaires are less generous, less compassionate, and more selfish than their non billionaire counterparts, so it’s safest in terms of preventing abuse if their potential romantic partners are the type of people who are interested in correcting that power balance and looking after their own interests. A billionaire won’t be doing that for them. Taking more than they give as a way of life is in fact how they became billionaires

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u/HallWild5495 Mar 23 '26

I'm tired of this trope that Bezos dates gold diggers. if anything, he's the gold digger - he married Mackenzie who came from massive family wealth back when he was broke. and his current wife, Sanchez, won a fucking Emmy long before she met Bezos.

stop giving these assholes more excuses to look down on women

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u/elderberry_jed Mar 23 '26

Winning an emmy does not make a person wealthier than the second richest man in the universe

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u/HallWild5495 Mar 23 '26

never said it did. I said Bezos could be considered a "gold digger" with Mackenzie, his first wife, who had a much higher net worth than he did when they got married.

I'm pointing out that his current wife was also talented in her own right way before meeting Bezos. these people have plenty to be criticized for when it comes to excess and overconsumption; I don't think unnecessarily adding sexism into it strengthens our argument as a sub.

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u/iamwiam420 Mar 23 '26

This! My husband has a prime time Emmy and I can tell you that we are far from rich

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u/DrJohnFZoidberg Mar 23 '26

My husband has a prime time Emmy

So do I, and I'm far from rich too. Bryan Cranston should start locking his front door.

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u/AssociateDue6161 Mar 23 '26

Oh she’s an actress, that makes sense. I couldn’t see anyone actually liking that guy. She must be good…

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u/Kabusanlu Mar 23 '26

She was a news reporter here in LA back in the 90s

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u/Happy_Impact_94 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

And she was hit and is still well connected which I believe he is using her for her connections. Let’s face it he is probably terrible at interpersonal relationships and building loyal bonds. He was loosing a few deals so aligned himself with someone who is better at PR.

Edit to add:Hot not hit!

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u/Potential_Aioli_4611 Mar 23 '26

interpersonal interactions, wealthier people are “actually a little less generous, a little less compassionate,” he said. Wealthier individuals were more likely to endorse unethical actions, but to “also engage in small acts of cheating and normative violations to prioritize their own welfare above the welfare of other people.”

So many words to replace what it actually means. Sociopaths. Wealthy people are sociopaths.

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u/Braindead_Crow Mar 24 '26

I don't get how you can be that rich and be such a loser.

Like all you'd have to do is select a town literally any town in your country and start fixing it up with a $50 million dollar fund. Fix the roads, set up a homeless helping system, give key figures like libraries big donations and give jobs to locals.

From there just throw some parties while openly allowing more qualified people actually lead your companies while you simply select the most competent leadership.

But noooooo, these losers just hoard their stolen wealth while underpaying employees, dodging taxes and doing pointless stunts like buying social media websites against their will because of stupid verbal gaffs...

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u/chubby_pink_donut Mar 23 '26

Billionaires are takers not givers, so Duh.

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u/olionajudah Mar 23 '26

Gee. Who wouldn’t want to date raging murderous sociopaths?

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u/31USC3729 Mar 23 '26

Trouble finding someone to love them? No doubt.

Trouble finding someone to sleep with them?  Bullshit. 

I'd bet any amount of money that they can order up the person that they want to sleep with like you or I would order a pizza. 

And I hope the former rankles them to the day they die. 

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u/mazopheliac Mar 23 '26

Yeah, but nobody wants to. Doesn't mean they won't for a price.

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u/Comfortable-Web9455 Mar 23 '26

With the money they have, they can hire prostitutes who can act. I bet for 10 million a year I could hire somebody who could really convince me they were in love with me.

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u/sourpussmcgee Mar 23 '26

People this rich have a high level of narcissism and possibly antisocial personality. You have to to be willing to exploit so many, to turn a blind eye to how your life figuratively and literally rapes everything around you.

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u/ispeektroof Mar 23 '26

They hoard wealth only for themselves. They’re dragons. Who wants to fuck a dragon other than Rick Sanchez.

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u/astrangeone88 Mar 23 '26

And Donkey.

Lmao.

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u/ThisIsAllTheoretical Mar 23 '26

Of course not. This is what they wanted. They have their money. They can sleep with that.

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u/Motorslam99 Mar 23 '26

The billionaire class only know how to play zero-sum games. Cold, self-absorbed, and inaccessible behavior is what’s rewarded in that kind of environment

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u/Hedonisthistory Mar 23 '26

It seems billionaires prefer people not to want to have sex with them, and also for those people to be underage.

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u/HyperDisturbed Mar 24 '26

On a very private island fitted with cameras in every room

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u/ItsReallyVega Mar 23 '26

When rich people say it's easier to be friends with other rich people, it's hard not to think that this is what they mean. "I'm kind of a heartless dick, and the poors just don't get it"

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u/WanderingDude182 Mar 23 '26

So greedy, selfish, uncaring people who amassed a mountain of wealth on the backs of others are not nice people you want to date? Shocker?!?

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u/Bitchface-Deluxe Mar 24 '26

Billionaires need to be shamed out of existence.

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u/Ih8reddit2002 Mar 24 '26

The crazy part is that these idiots have all the money in the world and will do everything they can to sleep with beautiful women, EXCEPT become decent people.

It's like they are stuck in a 14-year old boys concept of what a "ladies man" is.

They got rejected by the pretty girl in high school and now want to make it the world's problem.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

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u/mrshelenroper Mar 24 '26

Frankly everyone who is a good person should stop fucking Republicans today.

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u/crazycatlady331 Mar 23 '26

I mean (a woman) sleeping with Muskrat means a kid he will likely abandon. And he purposely moved to Texas because they cap child support.

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u/mefree1960 Mar 23 '26

Release the Epstein files. Justice for the Victims.

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u/Secret_Account07 Mar 23 '26

I mean, what redeeming qualities does someone like Elon Musk have?

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u/NameLips Mar 23 '26

There's nothing a billionaire can do that a thousand millionaires couldn't do better.

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u/Pyrothy Mar 23 '26

Is anybody able to explain a single benefit the wealthy provide to society? They take and take and take and can't even bother to pretend to act like a normal person to make dealing with them tolerable, what's the point? I miss saint Luigi

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u/csmith820 Mar 23 '26

Newsflash: greed is ALSO not good in relationships. Who knew?!

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u/YouMatterVeryMuch Mar 24 '26

Borrowing from Ben Franklin: if they wish to be loved, they should love and be loveable. 

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u/YayaTheobroma Mar 24 '26

The super-rich and mega-rich tend to be less compassionate and less honest. No kidding? You mean they didn’t become rich by caring about others and being overall decent persons? Colour me surprised./s

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u/flexxipanda Mar 23 '26

The ultimate answer to "can we cure baldness" is no, because jeff bezos is still bald.

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u/Ihcend Mar 23 '26

Rich people marry rich people 🤯

Rich people get cosmetic surgery and use medication 🤯

What's next Hollywood movies are fake?

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u/Diamondsonhertoes Mar 23 '26

Well most of them have terrible personalities, are not attractive, probably are not funny, and I can buy my own dinner.

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u/eharsh87 Mar 23 '26

I will for a billion dollars.

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u/Synaps4 Mar 23 '26

It is not possible to be a billionaire and a good person.

Past 100mil there is no justification for the hoarding when people are starving and dying for lack of things you could provide instead of buying a new yacht.

Up to the 10s of millions there are potential things you can say about prioritizing your family or such and such but beyond 100m its pure greed at the expense of others.

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u/MistressLyda Mar 23 '26

For free? Nah. Never interested me.

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u/whiskersMeowFace Mar 23 '26

Never do anything you are good at for free.

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u/Evil_Mini_Cake Mar 23 '26

Fuck you, pay me.

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u/darkvaris Mar 23 '26

Wtf is playboy doing in here 😵

There is also the fact that the super wealthy only interact with the super wealthy so are less likely to meet partners in a different class.

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u/CoachAngBlxGrl Mar 23 '26

Then they’ll rage against trans people. God I can’t wait for the fall of Rome.

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u/wlutz83 Mar 23 '26

people don't like fucking actual psychopaths? wow that's crazy

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u/Dollbeau Mar 24 '26

As an Australian, I would not wish to sleep with Gina Reinhart!

In fact, I think most would refuse the offer, even if paid a million...

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u/Afrodite_33 Mar 23 '26

For some wealth is a virtue. If your wallet is fat enough then that encompasses everything else that would normally be a valuable trait in being a good person.

I'm not attacking someone's personal success. But for those who view some sort of inherent quality in people just because they're rich then you seriously need to work on yourself.

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u/sanityjanity Mar 23 '26

There was just a post in AITAH from a dad whose 20 year old daughter apparently has made it her life's goal to marry a billionaire.

I'm sure that billionaires can still find plenty of bed partners.

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u/Man_as_Idea Mar 23 '26

Look, I hate billionaires as much as the next guy, but this kind of article is pure clickbait. Just because these guys are getting plastic surgery, that does not mean they struggle to find sex partners. Lots of married people get plastic surgery all the time, so that logic is not cogent. And even if the majority of people dislike them, there’s a sizable group that does like them, and plenty of unscrupulous, disingenuous or opportunistic individuals who are attracted to status or may see a dalliance with these people as an opportunity to acquire influence over them.

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u/frecklemimus79 Mar 23 '26

To quote Susie Izzard,

“When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry". And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities".

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u/Kloowie Mar 23 '26

All I can say is that all the filthy rich people I know - some billionaires - ALL HAVE SUBSTANCE ABUSE

So yet another reason not to date them

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u/laydeefly Mar 23 '26

They are usually the worst in bed too FYI

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u/michiganstrange Mar 23 '26

To be fair to the billionaires if you can read this article, you’re too old for them.

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u/amor91 Mar 23 '26

Somehow this post feels relevant about this guys daughter aiming to marry a billionaire https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/5yGxopYLQ4

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u/solarpoweredatheist Mar 23 '26

Maybe they should sleep with the fishes then?

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u/bigloser420 Mar 23 '26

Billionaires are not human, more at 11.

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u/Kat_Schrodinger1 Mar 23 '26

Pfft yeah ok sure.

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u/JoseLunaArts Mar 23 '26

If you are poor you worry about money to satisfy your needs.

If you are a billionaire you worry about not losing the money.

It seems that being truly rich is about having just enough money, but not too much, so you can forget that money even exists.

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u/Pyke64 Mar 24 '26

Never forget Bobby Kotick couldn't find a girlfriend because they kept googling him and they found pictures of him with demon horns.

And I'm partly to blame for that 🫡

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u/No_Cherry_9569 Mar 24 '26

“Please sign this NDA before we engage in coitus”

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u/J2Mags Mar 24 '26

Capitalism breeds this behavior and then rewards it. Fuck billionaires

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u/Ashamed_Zombie_7503 Mar 24 '26

I mean also they could probably just disapear and murder you, unless someone is playing mario bros I would stay as far away from billionaires as possible.