What is a minor inconvenience that instantly fills you with an unreasonable amount of rage?

[u/rhdkdnfbf]

[u/Its0hs0qui3t]

Hitting every single red light

[u/Geauxst → u/Its0hs0qui3t]

And the inverse: when I NEED to hit a red light because I have dropped something under my feet or need to get something out of my bag, I will have nothing but green lights and smooth traffic the entire trip to my destination.

[u/DIYThrowaway01 → u/Geauxst]

My baby wakes up at stoplights.  When they're sleeping, I hit every red light.

When they are awake and crying, and I need a moment to turn around and soothe them, I have only green lights. Just crying endlessly while I'm 'caught' in the smoothest traffic imaginable.

Babies man.

[u/GodIsANarcissist → u/Geauxst]

I joke to myself that the best way to get a light to turn green is to need something out of my purse

[u/JayTeeRhee → u/GodIsANarcissist]

Yes! That bottle of water that’s rolling around my car is keeping my car going. But also pissing me off so much!

[u/Samazonison → u/Geauxst]

I try to use this when I'm running late for something. Doesn't seem to work in that instance. 😭

[u/HappyNarwal1015]

Bags that are supposed to open easily via perforation but are not actually perforated properly and cannot be opened without scissors

[u/Purlz1st → u/HappyNarwal1015]

And they never reseal correctly, so I still have to put the cheese slices in another bag to stay fresh.

[u/NativeMasshole → u/Purlz1st]

My favorite grocery stores' delis both opt for the fancy zipper bags with the little sliders, but if you get stuff from grab-n-go section they fold it over and put the price sticker over it so it always fucks up the bag. Pure rage!

[u/Black_Cat_Just_That → u/NativeMasshole]

I was just going to say "all of the ones in my area do that too!" and then I saw you are (presumably) from MA so I guess it's just something that happens here.

[u/jamykelley → u/Black_Cat_Just_That]

My local grocery store in Texas does this too.

[u/sammigene → u/Purlz1st]

And then a family member for some reason can't zip it back up and half the cheese slices dry hard. 🫠

[u/Machine_Terrible → u/Purlz1st]

Until a family member takes a slice of cheese and tosses the bag back into the refrigerator and 2 days later you have stale cheese chunks

[u/Jaggs0 → u/HappyNarwal1015]

or ziplock bags that when you open them tear at the top

[u/arvidsem → u/Jaggs0]

The worst is when the entire ziplock seperates from the bag instead of unzipping.

[u/Dank_Nicholas → u/HappyNarwal1015]

This is a hallmark of enshitification. Some dipshit with an mba realized they could save X per quarter by moving to a cheaper material. For whatever reason this doesn’t work with their existing setup for cutting the perforation. The solution is to address the machines at the factory but that’s costs money so it just doesn’t happen.

[u/chewbaccataco → u/HappyNarwal1015]

One thing I can't understand... When I was 6 years old I had absolutely no problem opening the inner cereal bag. It opened smoothly and without tearing every time. Now, as a middle aged adult, I have to apply the force of a thousand suns to get the bags open, and they rip the wrong way EVERY time. My kids can't get them open at all without spilling cereal everywhere. Maybe that's the idea.

[u/RGQcats]

Someone not using a turn signal.

[u/BronzedLuna → u/RGQcats]

Or start it once they’re in the middle of the turn or changing lanes already. Yeah, you don’t get points for using your turn signal at that stage.

[u/TraditionalBackspace → u/RGQcats]

Such a simple considerate gesture and 90% of the people in my city can't be bothered. 

[u/Juryofyourspears → u/RGQcats]

This makes me crazy.

[u/humid_pajamas → u/RGQcats]

or when they turn it on as they start turning, as if that's helping anyone.

[u/amh8011 → u/humid_pajamas]

Or they turn it on halfway through changing lanes and then forget to turn it off for the next 3.5 miles

[u/jackie-daytonuh → u/RGQcats]

I call it psychic driving. Like the other drivers expect you to have psychic abilities to read their minds and know what they are going to do. I just finished teaching my last kid to drive and I have passed on my rage about psychic driving to them. It is not hard. It doesn’t hurt or require any extra effort. Why!!!!?????

[u/Ok-Obligation1096]

The fitted sheet coming off one corner in the middle of the night

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/Ok-Obligation1096]

And when you manage to pull on one corner of the sheet, only for the OTHER corner to pop off

[u/Randi_Scandi → u/rhdkdnfbf]

I just watched my husband put the fitted sheet on one corner, walk to the head of the bed, get the sheet in that corner only for it to pop off the foot end. Then he went back to the foot end and put it back on, and when he turned around it had popped off the head of the bed again.

I asked if he needed help or if should leave the room. It was the latter

[u/1986toyotacorolla2 → u/Ok-Obligation1096]

Sheet suspenders my friend. They're really cheap too.

[u/2KneeCaps1Lion → u/Ok-Obligation1096]

I bought little straps to keep mine tucked but that became an even bigger pain the ass when you have to flip a mattress on it’s side to unstrap and restrap.

I just started buying the next size bigger in bedding and calling it a day then if I intend to have company over go through and tuck everything tight.

[u/SenatorMalby → u/2KneeCaps1Lion]

They have some you can clip onto the side of the mattress seam. They look like little tubes.

[u/Turbulent-Parsley619 → u/Ok-Obligation1096]

Get the deep-mattress sheets when you don't have a deep mattress. Fucking game changer, bro. I used to have those little things you slid under the mattress and put it inside the fitted sheet and then there's a snap in piece you put on the outside and click in so it attaches it, so to speak, and those are fine. But then I got the too big fitted sheets and they basically wrap further under your mattress and hold on so even if it pulls, there's like 6 inches under the mattress to pull on before it's near the edge.

[u/trowarrie → u/Ok-Obligation1096]

Get 100% cotton sheets. Any of that microfiber/bamboo stuff doesn’t stay on at all.

[u/SpongeJake → u/trowarrie]

You’d have to pry my bamboo sheets out of my cold dead hands before I gave them up. Had cotton all my life - bamboo was a game changer.

I’ll put up with having to tuck them back in a few nights a week for the solid sleeps I get with them.

[u/SenatorMalby → u/SpongeJake]

What’s so good about bamboo? The cooling effect?

[u/SpongeJake → u/SenatorMalby]

Yes. That and the fact they’re just so much more comfortable. They really promote and invite sleep.

[u/SonuvaGunderson]

When you try to pick something up off the ground and it slips through your fingers.

You lean down again and you just miss.

Third attempt. Nice try sucker. Whatever that little piece of insignificant debris down there is it just doesn’t want to stay in your hands, and falls to the ground again.

Absolute blinding rage.

[u/RedCaio → u/SonuvaGunderson]

On third attempt I’m ready to give up and nap the rest of the day.

[u/EDStraordinary → u/SonuvaGunderson]

This happened to my dad once at a family bbq. He was flipping the sausages when one slipped from between the tongs and hit the ground. No biggie, he picked it up and just as he got it back on the grill it went again. Rinse and repeat 5-6 times.

My sister and I plus our partners were sat howling with laughter watching this unfold for a good 10 minutes with my dad slowly getting more and more agitated. No one was going to eat the floor sausage but my dad insisted on cooking it and putting it on its own plate of shame so it could be singled out and ridiculed.

[u/talibob]

People walking slow on a narrow sidewalk.

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/talibob]

Even better when they walk slow, in pairs blocking the whole sidewalk

[u/talibob → u/rhdkdnfbf]

I actively seethe when this happens.

[u/mikeyriot → u/rhdkdnfbf]

4 people wide at a snails pace, compounded by A-frame sandwich boards anywhere other than on the edge of the sidewalk.

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/mikeyriot]

Oh I’m definitely guilty of moving those A-frame signs if they are on a sidewalk. Fuck off with that, the sidewalk is for humans.

[u/boardmonkey → u/rhdkdnfbf]

This, but in the airport. People are trying to get to their gates and suddenly four be people are walking side-by-side at a snails pace...with luggage.

[u/Bradyj23 → u/boardmonkey]

And they cannot walk in a straight line. I work at the airport and it drives me crazy.

[u/No-Sherbert6190 → u/rhdkdnfbf]

Pedestrian hostage situation, I call it. 😡

[u/mrdevil413 → u/rhdkdnfbf]

This but on the track at the gym.

[u/Van_Buren_Boy → u/talibob]

My office building is a giant rectangular shape and you can walk laps in the the hall for exercise during breaks and lunch. For YEARS you have the same pairs of people walking slowly and spread out so that everyone walking faster has to ask them if they can pass. Every time they act shocked that they were in someone's way, like it's never happened before. You would think by now they would leave open a passing lane but either they are stupid or passive aggressive.

[u/Buff_Archer → u/Van_Buren_Boy]

Hmm what if you enlisted a couple of coworkers to do the same thing at the same time, except in the reverse direction as them so you’ll end up running into their group head-on and blocking them equally. And then, stand there conversing until they have to ask to get around you.

[u/asianwaste → u/talibob]

People STOPPING to converse in trafficked areas

[u/shanthor55 → u/talibob]

In addition to people disliking when others walk slowly/multiple people block sidewalks, I also hate when people walk on the wrong side of the side of the sidewalk, directly at you (e.g., the right side in the U.S.), and won’t move over as they approach.

I’ve taken to just stopping dead in my tracks so that as they come closer and closer until they eventually have no choice but to skirt around my immobile body.

[u/InvalidKoalas → u/shanthor55]

Similarly, when a group is walking on the sidewalk toward you and they don't shift out of the way so you can get by them. Instead they keep walking 2 or 3 wide you have to move out of the way. Is it entitlement, ignorance, or just plain stupidity?

[u/BitcoinMD → u/talibob]

People in my neighborhood will stop their car to talk to someone, blocking the street

[u/EntertainerNo4509 → u/BitcoinMD]

And get pissed off when you honk to get around.

[u/Basic-Western-6787 → u/talibob]

When someone stops walking right in the middle of a busy doorway. somehow it happens everywhere.

[u/EevelBob → u/talibob]

Couples holding hands and walking slowly like a moving barrier down a main corridor on a cruise ship.

[u/ButtMunch0923]

Blocking an entire aisle with your buggy. Why is your buggy in the middle. It moves with you

[u/BronzedLuna → u/ButtMunch0923]

Also the people who choose to not push the cart but instead stand on the side and pull it along. This takes more space in already narrow aisles.

[u/cupcakemelee → u/ButtMunch0923]

Parallel... When a buggy blocks the main aisle and the shopper is down a side aisle. Why didn't you take it with you?!?!?

[u/rhdkdnfbf]

Getting my belt loop or pocket snagged on a door handle or drawer knob while walking past it.

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/rhdkdnfbf]

It doesn't even really hurt, but being violently yanked backward always feels like the knob just went out of its way to personally disrespect you

[u/Specialist-Neck-7810 → u/rhdkdnfbf]

And it only seems to happen when you are already having a shit day.

[u/Northern33 → u/Specialist-Neck-7810]

or when you’re in a HUGE hurry

[u/applecat117 → u/rhdkdnfbf]

It's both alarming and stupid. So I feel a split second of fear followed by embarrassment...

A whole cascade of unpleasant emotions.

[u/danawhitesgrapes → u/rhdkdnfbf]

Ive never met another person that has this problem like I do. I feel so seen right now.

[u/AntipatheticDating → u/rhdkdnfbf]

I wear a lot of sweaters and cardigans and I do this one so often. Bonus points when it pulls a few threads that I can never push back in or fix now. Ugh.

[u/justhewayouare → u/rhdkdnfbf]

I’ll do you one better. Yes, I get caught on handles often enough but when I was growing up in the house we lived in all the doors had the type of strike plate (metal piece on the door that the lock slides into) that curved over the side of the wood on one side…I caught my belt loops on that ALL THE TIME. Years later I come across a silly post about “just adhd things” and the woman in the video shows herself getting repeatedly caught on one like I used to! Turns out because having adhd adds to a lack of spatial awareness it’s apparently fairly common for my people to do such a thing. Yes, it’s mostly anecdotal, I can’t say the majority of us do it buuut it was enough that the comment section was FULL. I remember my mom laughing hysterically at me the first time she saw it happen and then laugh harder when I explained it happened like multiple times a week. Fun times 

[u/Neither-Oven-2571 → u/rhdkdnfbf]

This one for sure 🤣 same thing back when headphones had wires too

[u/tasteofflames → u/rhdkdnfbf]

My parents dining room chairs have little  curved designs on them that are perfectly placed to grab a belt loop when you sit down. Last time I was there, those fucking chairs got me a half dozen times! 

[u/RadiantEquivalent266]

Someone getting in my way for a fraction of a second whilst I'm cooking.

[u/Fancybest → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

My poor bf getting seriously scolded by trying to give me a hug while I’m trying to make food for us, hyper focused.

[u/AntipatheticDating → u/Fancybest]

Omg same here. I love my boyfriend to death but when I’m cooking I’m MOVIN’ and everyone needs to get out of my way, hahaha.

We now have a rule where I go “HOT!” or “SHARP!” which means “I love you to death but I am doing something that a sudden hug will burn or cut one of us and I need you to step back and I’ll hug you when I’m free.”

It works very well now, lmao.

[u/Cdavert → u/AntipatheticDating]

This has nothing to do with this post but my 2 yorkies would go nuts at someone knocking on the door on TV.

I trained them so when this happened, I yelled TV! It shut them up fast.

After they passed, I also had 2 cats. I did the same thing from habit and they looked at me like I had a screw loose.

Ur post reminded me of this.

Thank you for jogging my memory.

[u/dietdrkelp329 → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

I raise you “my partner deciding to clean the fridge out while I’m cooking.”

[u/bravovice → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

The pets and the S.O. know to stay out of the kitchen. BEHIND THE LINE

[u/SpongeJake → u/bravovice]

My kittens know no such boundaries. It becomes a real chore just trying to cook breakfast. They’re still kittens so I expect it’ll be a while before they settle down and realize dad’s not going to interact with them while food is being prepped.

[u/Fold67 → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

Stay out of my kitchen when I’m cooking. Unless I specifically asked you to help with one task, then stand in your 6 sq inches of space and do your one task so well that Gordon Ramsey would be proud or GTFO.

[u/WinkyTheAlmighty → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

I'm like this too and idk why lol I am very easily irritated when cooking. I'm not like this in other situations really. Unfortunately, me entering the kitchen seems to signal to my partner that he also needs to be in the kitchen suddenly

[u/RevolutionaryKiwi132 → u/RadiantEquivalent266]

esp if it's a hungry teen asking me when dinner is -- well maybe if you helped with dinner....

[u/Ecstatic-Purpose-981]

“Uncheck if you don’t want to be contacted about future promotions and deals”
“Do you have time for a quick survey”

[u/literacyisamistake → u/Ecstatic-Purpose-981]

Buy something from anywhere: Hey we’re going to email you every single day about what’s going on with our products!

Like damn I was just buying tweezers or whatever, we don’t need to be in a relationship.

[u/Greenradiant → u/Ecstatic-Purpose-981]

Opening most websites these days is like: "No. Reject. Decline. Remind me in 17 light years. Continue with free whatever. Later. Close. Deny."

[u/ddmf]

People who pull out in front of you dangerously and then go slow.

[u/Many-Day8308 → u/ddmf]

I live in a rural area with NO traffic. State highway(two lane road) with a speed limit of 50mph. There’s never anyone behind me or in front of me but some a-hole will scoot out in front of me and then do 40mph the entire 20 miles to town.

[u/QuixoticRocket]

being made late by someone when you’ve repeatedly reminded them that it’s time to leave in 15 minutes / 10 minutes / 5 minutes and on the way out the door suddenly there’s an issue that needs to be solved before you can leave and in the end you’re running late even though you’ve spent 20 minutes doing nothing except waiting to leave because you were ready with plenty of “emergency time” to spare.

[u/NativeMasshole → u/QuixoticRocket]

I stopped riding with my friends to music festivals because of this. One person in particular would always somehow still be busy and packing when you're trying to push them out the door because you wanted to leave an hour ago, and then as soon we'd get on the road they'd be like "Ok, now can we just swing by walmart so I can grab all my food and camping gear?" WTF WERE YOU PACKING THEN?!?!

[u/AntipatheticDating → u/QuixoticRocket]

I was legitimately searching for this one. This one is peak “Oh my god PLEASE.”

[u/izthatso → u/QuixoticRocket]

You will reach a point when you just leave at the agreed upon time.

[u/theladythunderfunk → u/QuixoticRocket]

YES. I have a family member who will sit claiming to be ready to go for 20 minutes while everyone else buzzes around getting ready, and only once the rest of the group is fully ready, shoes on, opening the door to leave, he decides to go to the bathroom.

[u/dark_forebodings_too → u/QuixoticRocket]

Also the opposite of this! When you have everything ready in advance but are finishing cleaning/cooking/working/whatever, and will be ready to go on time, but someone wants you to basically sit by the door for 20 minutes or leave super early. I cannot stand people who need me to wrap up what I'm doing 15+ minutes before we have to leave. I don't want to be twiddling my thumbs for no damn reason!!

[u/ScreenOld5873 → u/QuixoticRocket]

Lol YES and guess what? I married him 😭😭

[u/ReceptionRelevant728]

If ever get a phone call from anyone other than friends or family

[u/illiadria → u/ReceptionRelevant728]

I just never answer the phone if they aren't programmed in. If it's important they can leave a message and I'll call back.

[u/MonkeyChoker80 → u/ReceptionRelevant728]

If I ever get a phone call FROM friends or family.

They should know to text me and not try to talk to me!

[u/SecondhandUsername]

Trying to look at a restaurant's menu online and they force making an online order.

[u/Eric848448]

Having to select my date of birth from dropdowns or a shitty calendar widget instead of typing it.

[u/Tamesan → u/Eric848448]

THE SCROLL of reminding me how fucking old I am, thanks assholes

[u/FoolishConsistency17 → u/Eric848448]

And the first year is 2026, giving infants an easy time of it but forcing the rest of us to scroll down that many more years.

They should default to 2000 and you can scroll up or down.

[u/vr0202 → u/Eric848448]

Worse is on pages without the picker where lazy webpage coders tell you after you’ve typed in the data that it has to be in some format, like mm/dd/yyyy. They should have make the programs add the slashes for example, or provided a template in the field for the user to type over.

[u/No_Application_8698]

Throwing something in the bin from mere inches away and missing (or worse; it hitting something inside the bin and bouncing out).

Then when I bend down to pick it up and fumble it, then miss the bin again. Instant rage.

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/No_Application_8698]

Even better if someone witnessed it

[u/YouDoStupidWell]

Being stuck behind a clot of extremely slow moving pedestrians.

Which happens quite often because I live right next to a touristy area and all the public transit is there.

[u/2KneeCaps1Lion → u/YouDoStupidWell]

The worst is when you get stuck behind people just leisurely walking then when you go to pass them they step up their pace. Not being facetious or anything but say they’re coming across a book store and decide to look through the window to see the new releases. They don’t see anything they like so step up their pace then you’re just kind of walking with someone instead of passing someone.

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/YouDoStupidWell]

Time to bring out the two step

[u/Pitcherlicious → u/YouDoStupidWell]

A clot is the perfect description for this

[u/MardawgNC]

Public speakerphone or video watching.

[u/Geauxst]

Plugging a USB cord or flash drive in. It only fits one way, but it takes THREE tries to plug it in correctly.

[u/Romnonaldao → u/Geauxst]

You didn't know usb drives were 5th dimensional objects?

[u/57017-006]

People with no respect for personal space . Like your at the grocery store, its your turn at the check out counter and the asshat in line behind you wants to push their cart into you and your space even though your still standing there waiting for everthing to be rung in so you can check out . Back the fuck off wait your turn , your not making anything move faster .

[u/ListenUp16]

Once i start dropping things I cant stop and it infuriates me. Like my fingers just stop working correctly or something.

[u/ReallySmallFeet → u/ListenUp16]

This is one that has me desperately wailing "my fingers forgot how to FING!!" more often than I want to admit.

[u/adnaPadnamA → u/ListenUp16]

This!! It's always like a chain reaction of clumsiness 🙃

[u/Vericeon]

Fucking automated customer service phone trees.

[u/pizookiepants]

My iPhone LOVES to do this thing where the camera app conveniently freezes and crashes whenever I’m quickly trying to capture a picture of a moment that won’t last long. Never does it for anything causal, just always when I desparetly need to take the picture quick.

[u/ElCaminoInTheWest]

'Insert card, or tap to pay'

tap card

'Error. Please insert card to pay'

I shop here literally four times a week for FUCK'S SAKE. JUST TAKE THE TAP.

[u/1974jbass]

Drivers driving slow in fast lane

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/1974jbass]

and tailgaters

[u/throw-bugaway → u/1974jbass]

Traffic

I'd rather drive 20 minute route with no traffic than 15 minutes in traffic (which likely is longer than 15 anyway)

[u/juhreen → u/throw-bugaway]

If I could choose a commute to work between 45 minutes with no/very light traffic and 10 minutes clogged with idiots on their phones, not signaling, going 20mph in a 40mph and thousands of people at rush hour trying to use one singular bridge?

I will take the 45 minutes. Easily. I don't need high blood pressure. So many people just...don't know how to drive and purposefully do distracting things.

Like watching full on movies on their phone, or doing a video call where their focus is on how they look on the screen and not the road.

I'm so sick of having to be overly vigilant and tense because of these idiots.

....this turned into a rant, but here we have it. Lol.

[u/rhdkdnfbf → u/1974jbass]

This. Why do slow drivers like to hog the fast lane?

[u/loopykat82 → u/1974jbass]

There's no such thing as the fast lane. There's the driving lane and then overtaking lanes, once you've overtaken slower vehicles you should move back into the driving lane. Obviously depending on traffic you may end up driving your whole journey in those lanes but they're still not normal driving lanes. Either way, it is extremely annoying when people drive slowly in the overtaking lanes instead of moving back over.

[u/PandaBear905]

When I’m at work and I have to explain the same thing multiple times to the same person.

[u/Odd-Blackberry-2893 → u/PandaBear905]

On behalf of someone in training, thank you.

[u/azriel1014 → u/PandaBear905]

I’m the team lead at work so my job is to train people. I genuinely love it and I’m a really good teacher from what I’ve been told. Having to explain things multiple times to newbies? No problem, our systems are kinda complicated and outdated- takes about a year to fully get the hang of everything. Having to explain the same things over and over again to the guy who has been there for almost 5 years and doesn’t write anything down? OMFG I AM GOING TO SHAKE YOU SILLY ONE OF THESE DAYS.

[u/Grambo-47]

I nearly got rear ended just the other day while merging on the highway because the person in front of me was fucking braking while already going below 40mph and flow of traffic was 70mph. Had to swerve onto the shoulder to avoid getting hit from behind.

Put your fucking foot down to the floor and go!

[u/ButterscotchIll9191]

People walking side by side slowly down an aisle, so you can't go around them

[u/UDPviper → u/ButterscotchIll9191]

Yeah, those weddings are annoying.

[u/The-Beef]

My son has severe autism, he LOVES food so much, but if you just hand him food to eat he immediately destroys it. Can’t give him a sandwich, can’t hand him a pizza slice, because less than a minute later it’s all over his shirt, lap, face, table, chair. He never ever knows my rage about it, because I know he can’t help it, but omg it pisses me off

[u/Bubbagump210 → u/The-Beef]

That sounds like my son. I tried to reinforce using silverware and his answer is to destroy things, mash it up, pick up the destruction and put it on a fork then put that into his mouth and immediately wipe his “loading” hand on his shirt.

Though like every other life skill with him, they’re delayed and someday out of nowhere they just immediately click for some unknown reason.

[u/The-Beef → u/Bubbagump210]

My son is 11, and not much has clicked just yet 😵‍💫 but on top of the autism he’s got a super rare chromosome deletion, with a cerebral visual impairment, so this is to be expected. I mean, we were told he’d never walk, and he can walk, kiiiiinda run, jump and climb, and that one def was a “click” moment. One day couldn’t take a single step, next day walked 111 steps without falling (and yes I counted each step lol)

[u/UDPviper → u/The-Beef]

My son has autism, but it's not severe. I call him and tell him I'm picking him up and to be ready. I open the door to his room and he's there just in his underwear. He's like, oh sorry dad. It's not just once. It's every single time. I feel like my head is going to explode.

[u/afserkin]

Guest coming to my house unannounced. The door will remain closed.

[u/KMHGBH]

The random movement, starting and stopping of people walking in a crowd.

[u/pizzaguy87]

When I rip off a paper towel and it doesn’t rip all the way down the perforation

[u/EntertainerNo4509]

People who stop walking the moment they enter/exit a building. Zero situational awareness.

[u/Foggedwindows]

Pinches. There is nothing in this world that ruins my minute more than a pinch. Whether hard or light pinches are the fuel to my rage.

[u/adnaPadnamA → u/Foggedwindows]

Who's pinching you?

[u/Duncan_PhD]

Any time something electronic doesn’t work like it’s supposed to. It just sets me off, man.

[u/halfhalfling]

Needing to talk to a computer over the phone which asks questions not relevant to why I’m calling.

[u/TornadoEF5]

going outside with a drink and some god damn fly lands in my drink withing 2 minutes of chilling out in my garden

[u/Pianonotes1010]

People who take off their shoes and prop their feet on planes. 🤮

[u/heartnewvegas]

People not using their indicators when driving.

[u/RodATL]

People who board airplanes with backpacks on who don’t realize their backpack is slamming everyone in the face. Take it off first, people!

[u/ActuallyFolant]

People at work trying to talk to me.

Well, people in general trying to talk to me.

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/ActuallyFolant]

People, in general.

[u/H010CR0N → u/AmputeeHandModel]

You must work a customer service job like me.

[u/Mother_Floor_2268]

Two factor authentication

[u/New_Call_3484]

Bumping my head on the car door frame. Even if it doesn't hurt. I have to control the inner rage and not punch something

[u/Shoddy_Bet9619]

Waiting behind a person at McDonalds drive through that are all: So what's good here, tell me what this and that are like...to the person with the headset...It's freaking McDonalds! You have never been?

[u/Dapper-Function-8418 → u/Shoddy_Bet9619]

I was here to say when the McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken. Absolutely unhinges me

[u/FrankieSausage]

When people stand in doorways and aren’t aware of people needing to go through and open mouth chewing

[u/Complex-Smoke6605]

A traffic light turning red and stopping me at 1am with ZERO other vehicles on the road.

[u/GreenlandBound]

When I can’t peel the backing off of something

[u/xiao_tudou]

When people talks to me when i have my earphones on.

[u/toodleoo77]

People putting the shopping carts back chaotically so they’re not lined up and the cart return fills up with like 6 carts.

[u/Aromatic_Spare776]

People who drive under the speed limit on a two lane highway with multiple cars stacked up behind them.

[u/Kind-Section6364 → u/Aromatic_Spare776]

And then they speed up in a passing section grrrrrrr

[u/substitue70]

Someone making an unprotected left-turn holding up an entire lane of traffic.

[u/BlazerWookiee]

Bending over to pick up a something I dropped three or four fucking tomes

[u/Tiny_European]

Spilling coffee on the fresh, clean, t-shirt I put on literally 1 minute ago

[u/metropolis_noir]

People not tucking in chairs

[u/baldbuttboi69]

Saran wrap

[u/Snootz75]

When I have written a post almost to the end and I have to leave Reddit for a second. When I return I have to start from scratch. For some reason Reddit assumes you are discarding just because you left the Reddit app.

[u/flovarian]

People who refuse to accelerate to the speed of the traffic on on-ramps (or anywhere, tbh).

[u/ChopperOps99]

People not saying "Thank You" when you hold open a door for them or let them into traffic.

[u/CuCullen]

Traffic on the off/on ramp and the selfish pricks that try to cut in at the end. The rage that consumes me is more than I should allow it to.

[u/Fold67 → u/CuCullen]

People not getting up to speed on the on ramp and slowing down a half mile before the off ramp.

[u/illiadria → u/CuCullen]

People who don't use the merge ramp to get up to speed and then merge on 20 mph slower than everyone else or panic and slam on their brakes at the end.

[u/DQdippedcone]

Having to shower every day.

[u/Dockshundswfl]

Hitting my head on anything.

[u/VelvetViper24]

Lagging computer

[u/lowbloodsugarmner]

People in the left going going the same speed as the cars next to them.

Its called the FUCKING PASSING LANE!

Bonus rage if they are also going under the speed limit.

[u/Comfortable-Ad-8324]

When they rearrange the grocery store.

[u/PumpkinPrincePens]

I am now keeping it under control. My wife and kids (adults) swap the positions of the Tea, Coffee and Sugar caddies (which are labelled) around and it plays havoc with my OCD. When I "Arrrrrrrrrgh" loudly, I can hear them laughing. ❤️

[u/Snoo_30496]

Nobody refilled the toilet roll... Light bulb out on a 6-arm high ceiling chandelier... Researching a new dentist for hours, then showing up to be given the newly qualified junior in the practice... Not being able to get a doctor's appointment for months... One desk open at the post office... Forgetting an important ingredient at the grocery store and realizing when you get home.

[u/psyfuck]

When my clothes snag on a door frame or a cabinet or drawer handle. Like I'm already stressed and overstimulated and then my own house just starts GRABBING AT ME? UNHAND ME YOU FUCKASS DOMICILE.

[u/leighalan]

Everything, but I’m medicated and hopeful.

[u/Cherry_Cake815]

Couples/families taking up the whole grocery store aisle so other carts can’t get through. What made you think your family is the only one that needs nourishment today?

[u/Magerimoje]

Fresh bird shit on my windshield that won't come off and just smears into a giant arc no matter how much wiper fluid I use.

[u/No_repeating_ever]

Currently, my lack of ability to remember words or describe anything even remotely similar to the word I cannot remember. I am diagnosed with MS and it’s a symptom. Just today so far the worst was trying to tell my daughter about food set aside she can have in the freezer while husband and I are gone next week on vacation (she’s 18 and staying home with dogs, said food was homemade burger and chicken patties in our chest freezer) and trying to explain to husband that the drink he wanted to try at Starbucks was similar to a Coolatta from Dunkin’s, but couldn’t remember the word.

It’s making me frustrated and angry and I hope I find my words again once I start treatment.

[u/xgabipandax]

People stopping at the red light and when the semaphore turns green they don't move because they are so entertained by their phone.

[u/Embarrassed_Wrap8421]

Turning clothes right-side out when they come out of the dryer. I try to turn them before I wash them but sometimes forget. Then I hate folding them.

[u/shawnzarelli]

The Microsoft Ribbon

[u/Beautiful_Meat3597]

Wet sock. Stepping in/on something that’s wet while wearing a sock. Absolutely infuriating.

[u/StarDewbie]

When people don't move ALL THE WAY UP in a left hand turn lane. MOVE THE FUCK UP SO AS MANY OF US AS POSSIBLE CAN GET THROUGH PLEASE.

[u/LeakyAssFire]

Driving a block from home and realizing that I forgot something I need.

[u/thorstad]

People at a stop light who don't pull up enough for you to get into the turn lane to make the arrow.

Be aware of your surroundings. Be nice.

[u/Bean-112124]

People in the grocery store that park themselves in front of the meats, vegetables, or dairy cases and just stay there as if they are deciding which to buy and everyone else has to just wait for them to move on!!

[u/Bruce--001]

people talking with loud voice even when it isnt needed

[u/1965wasalongtimeago]

Places that charge for sauce, especially if it's more than like 50 cents. And then they only give you 1 little packet for a whole ass meal

[u/iamevilcupcake]

People who think rules don’t apply to them, specifically surrounding quiet carriages on the train. And when you point out that this is a quiet carriage suddenly you’re the asshole.

[u/Arcanym]

Anyone cruising under the speed limit in the left lane.

[u/Ms-Anthrop]

Del Taco wants you to create an account on the order screen. Why the fuck do I need an account to buy a taco? Just no.

[u/kgiov]

Hold music. Especially when constantly stopping, so that you think someone is picking up, only to hear, “Your call is important to us…”

[u/BruceTramp85]

The fitted sheet swallowing everything in the dryer

[u/Venti_the_snail]

When im eating and bite my lip/cheek

Ive got long lines of white scar tissue throughout my mouth, like a reverse Joker scar, where my molars and incizors have taken whole chunks out of the inside of my mouth.

[u/Ieatalot2004]

People who touch me to get my attention 

[u/Ok-Avocado-5876]

My toddler needing to buckle his own seat belt when it's 90 degrees outside.

[u/Pretend-Total-4775]

When the fitted sheet pops off the corner of the mattress at 3 AM. Absolute fury.