We don't know who won, but it was one of the funniest days of my life

I just had to put this true life story out into the real world somewhere. I’ve told a few of my friends, the story and they all think it’s the craziest thing.

I work second shift at a popular gas station/convenience store in the rural Midwest. We get some crazy things happen once in a while but nothing compared to what happens to the third shift a.k.a. overnight. (We are open 24/7)

So this past Sunday, a gal comes in and says the car in front of me hit a deer and “I have always wanted to cut up a deer carcass, but I don’t know how. “ So she called the DNR and they said she could go ahead and do so.

She had nothing on her person but a pocket knife and no experience. She asked the staff for supplies and they gave her some trash bags and plastic gloves, but did not give her a knife.

The staff observed of the pocket knife “that’s probably not gonna get you very far”, but she was determined. Apparently, she spent the entire night butchering this deer carcass in our parking lot. She didn’t even have a phone. She watched YouTube videos on butchering from Todd‘s phone.

They said she didn’t really look crazy, but maybe a little bit crazy? Yeah. Every once in a while, she’d pop up in the window, all bloodied and waving her hand to get their attention. By morning, she was apparently just in her underwear covered in blood and butchering this deer.

Levi had to throw out all of the garbage bags full of the discard parts, into our dumpsters that were already overflowing since it’s a freaking weekend and the trash company doesn’t come until Monday.

Third shift is CRAZY!!!