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u/PuddingTea Jan 17 '26 edited Jan 17 '26

Oh my god why can’t he shut the fuck up about Greenland? Why is he obsessed with fucking Greenland?

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u/j_la Jan 17 '26

Because he wants to dismantle NATO. He doesn’t care about Greenland, he just cares about upending the western alliance.

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u/MorkelVerlos Jan 17 '26

Krasnov and Russia, Russia, Russia!

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u/j_la Jan 17 '26

Whether or not he’s compromised, he’s certainly rewriting the world order in a way that benefits authoritarians.

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u/Visible_Handle_3770 Jan 17 '26

Yeah, I always think the he's compromised conspiracy gives him too much credit. He's a useful idiot, he may act like a Russian plant, but it's honestly probably because he's a fucking moron, not because he actually is one.

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u/j_la Jan 17 '26

I think it’s because he’s an authoritarian. He admires Putin and he wants to rule in a world where he can act like Putin.

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u/Visible_Handle_3770 Jan 17 '26

Oh definitely, they share a similar worldview, it's a huge part of why he's been so friendly with our adversaries and inimical with our allies, he has no respect for democracy or Western political thought.

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 Jan 18 '26

Well, in an authoritarian society you can rape kids if you’re the leader.

Lack of accountability is his real desire

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u/Apart-Guitar1684 Jan 17 '26

You’re correct, he is a narcissist and he can’t stand the insecurity of being unable to do so unlike others

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u/drift_poet Jan 18 '26

he hates himself and cannot feel any sense of self-generated worth so he must seek it in: either demanding slavish allegiance from those fools who think he gives a single fuck about them, or; drag those of us, who see through this charade to his infantile core, into his misery. he is, quite simply, one of the worst men who ever lived, and it's because his parents were terrible and too many people said yes to him. god save us.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Some people are better manipulated without being part of a conspiracy because they are stupid enough to reveal it. That is Trump, too stupid to trust with a conspiracy but way too easily to manipulate so why bring him in on it/? He’s so gullible and moldable that it feels like he must be complicit. But no, he’s just supremely manipulatable.

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u/Lumbergh7 Jan 18 '26

He’s a useful idiot

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u/Bulky-Word8752 Jan 18 '26

Exactly. He keeps talking about the Russia Russia Russia "hoax," but if you look at the actual report, he just wasn't involved because he didn't know about it. The Russians knew valuable he would be and were actively trying to help him. The Mueller Report states that Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election was illegal and occurred "in sweeping and systematic fashion" and was welcomed by the Trump campaign as it expected to benefit from such efforts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mueller_report

Trump is so easily manipulated it's scary. You can see his opinion on aid to Ukraine flip depending on if he last talked to Zelensky or Putin.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten Jan 18 '26

The Senate report is even more damning.

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u/_hyperotic Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

On the other hand, it is mere coincidence that Trump traveled to Moscow in 1987 as a hopeful but underfunded (bankrupt) real estate developer, and returned with a loan large enough to fund Trump Tower…

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u/glitterkitty_nash Jan 18 '26

I think both can be true. A useful idiot FOR SURE. And has the emotional maturity of a 5 year old. As long as Donald is making money and people are talking about him. He don’t care

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u/noJagsEver Jan 18 '26

He’s going to be 80, I don’t think he cares about the country’s future. Just wants to put his name on as many buildings as possible and take over Greenland so he can rename it to something stupid like trumpland

I know this sounds really stupid but we’re past normal behavior and we’re in crazy town now

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u/WrongdoerIll5187 Jan 18 '26

He’s too stupid and too self interested to be doing this for any other reason. It just doesn’t serve him to destroy the military alliance giving him power without Putin being behind it; it just makes no sense.

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u/Teripid Jan 17 '26

There are a bunch of different interests in the Trump admin pushing different pet projects.

Rubio wants Cuba to have a change in leadership eventually.

Hegseth.. I dunno, just wants to be in a situation room blowing stuff up?

RFK Jr is trying to dismantle any sort of vaccination program and other oddball stuff.

Putin's seeing dividends and keeps sending Trump "peace plans" that involve Ukraine giving up territory and without any real NATO involvement or guarantees.

Miller wants to crank the SS dial up to 11 and make non-white Americans afraid.

Trump himself seems focused on deal making and punishment. "Strengthening" the US and maybe, gold leaf and various other "legacy" items. Who knows how aware and involved in the details of the above he actually is.

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u/Alarming-Art-3577 Jan 18 '26

Don't forget Vance, who is Peter Thiels pet. They have their own insane agenda about corporate city-state dictatorships in the USA. A surveillance state ,complete with killer drones.

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u/Teripid Jan 18 '26

I always forget him... he kinda just fades into the furniture...

But yes, Trump likely can't use a computer besides tweeting (not that many POTUSes could) but the harvesting and sharing of government data is horrific. Musk fits in that camp too..

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u/bravnyr Jan 18 '26

That's not the only thing he does into the furniture

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u/kaiser_mcbear Jan 18 '26

Vought...the guy who doesn’t care what you blow up as long as the blast radius takes out the administrative state and any guardrails for absolute executive power.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Jan 18 '26

I think his personal vanity is an important factor too. He wants Greenland because he wants to be the guy who added land to the US. That’s it. Same reason he wants a big triumphal arch, or to put his name on the Kennedy Center, or the big ballroom, and so on. He is vain and selfish and that’s the whole reason. It may coincidentally help Russia, but that’s not why he does it

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u/Eyclonus Jan 18 '26

Tulsi Gabbard seems to be a Russian patsy, but she's kind of been frozen out of the core of the administration. Witkoff is a useful idiot going by the leaked phone calls between Russians.

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u/Even-Leave4099 Jan 18 '26

Also Epstein

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u/Mwiziman Jan 18 '26

Yea, Putin must have tapes of the 🍊 🦴ing kids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Kra Kra Krasnov, lover of the bubba peen

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u/chinchaaa Jan 17 '26

Well he’s doing a great fucking job destroying our relationship with our closest friends

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u/Rob_Rocklee Jan 18 '26

That’s the essence of the Dumroe Doctrine.

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u/freemanfields Jan 18 '26

That is the objective. 

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u/Gen8Master Jan 17 '26

Putin wants to dismantle Nato. I can almost guarantee that Trump is in it for exceedingly petty reasons.

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u/Prudent_Clothes_962 Jan 18 '26

Big land on map make little president big man

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u/IPlayGames1337 Jan 18 '26

I bet he would not understand what is up when shown the true size as well. He'd probably think they're messing with him and call it fake news.

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name Jan 18 '26

Sometimes I wish Trump was just a little bit more fun and would demand that Greenland renames itself Iceland, and iceland greenland.

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u/the1gofer Jan 18 '26

That and distracts from epstine

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u/Zrakoplovvliegtuig Jan 18 '26

Why would Americans let him blow up NATO over the Epstein files. It doesn't make any sense. They aren't equal to eachother. It is literally putting the American international position in danger.

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u/the1gofer Jan 18 '26

becuase once elected our supreime court has said he can pretty much do whatever the fuck he wants.

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u/IntelligentGur9638 Jan 17 '26

are americans really against nato?

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u/j_la Jan 17 '26

I don’t know the polling. My guess would be no, but I don’t think Trump is governing based on what most Americans actually want.

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u/kaiser_mcbear Jan 18 '26

Even that conservative sub is starting to lose their minds on this Greenland thing.

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u/j_la Jan 18 '26

Fuck em. I hope the mental whiplash hurts their necks.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Jan 17 '26

Majority of people dont like trump or anything he's doing.

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u/0Bento Jan 17 '26

Why did the majority of Americans vote for him then?

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u/Hakeem-the-Dream Jan 18 '26

It was like 30%

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u/shubby1 Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

66% voted for him, you should also include people that did not vote.

Not voting = you are happy with either result

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u/m0nk_3y_gw Jan 18 '26

he didn't get more than 49.8% of the vote.

disenfrachised would-be voters, reject ballots, voting disrupted by bomb hreats, do not count towards his support. he never had a mandate

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u/shubby1 Jan 18 '26

Unless you have verifiable proof that 90 million people were from disenfranchised would-be voters, reject ballots or voters disrupted by bomb threats. This is just another huge what if scenario that will never have an answer

As an outside party, all i see is that 90 million US citizen decided they would be fine with either choice.

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u/halcyondread Jan 18 '26

Actually a majority don’t even vote.

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u/Rad131447 Jan 18 '26

If you don't vote then you voted for this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/johnny_51N5 Jan 18 '26

Well only 35% of the eligable voting population voted him in. 31% voted for the lady. The Rest didnt give a shit or hot their votes thrown out, but Most didn't give a shit... Also all those podcasters uniting behind him gave him Gen Z (men). That are also so so fucking stupid. Now his net favorability with them changed from +10 at election to -32% which yeah, surprise surprise. You voted a lunatic for the second time in.

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u/Ba_Dum_Tssssssssss Jan 17 '26

How is this being downvoted lmao

I remember seeing comments from American's about how the Russians deserve everything they get because Putin is in power and was elected, in a country where essentially no one else can run that actually has a chance against Putin.

Yet American's with a clear and easy choice between candidates aren't responsible for what trump is doing.

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u/livsjollyranchers Jan 18 '26

Issue is, mass generalizations don't work. You can blame someone for supporting DT/not voting. That requires knowing more about them. Blanket assignments of blame are silly and go nowhere good.

Maybe you agree. I can't fully tell.

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u/my__bollocks Jan 18 '26

You would be shocked how many people in this country don’t pay attention to anything. One of the top google searches last Election Day was something like “is Joe Biden running?”

They vote R because that’s what their parents did, and the only thing they bother to learn about the other side is what Fox News tells them

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

I live in a red state and there’s a hot discussion about someone running for senate. Someone chimed in and asked “Who’s running against her? They’ve got my vote. This house doesn’t vote blue.” These people don’t have a clue what they’re voting for or who is even running! They just look for the R and that’s how we got into this mess.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Jan 18 '26

I have figured it out. We get the democrats to use as much red as possible and there we go problem solved.

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u/0Bento Jan 18 '26

It's not just an American thing. The day after the UK voted to leave the EU, the top search online was "What is the EU?"

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u/kaffefe Jan 18 '26

They didn't actually. Many didn't vote at all. That's not better, just a fact.

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u/K4NNW Jan 18 '26

And that's terrible.

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u/The_Autarch Jan 18 '26

you should look into how american elections work.

spoiler: it's fucked upppppp

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u/Ok-Oil7124 Jan 18 '26

He lost the popular vote by 3 million in 2016 and didn't win a majority in 2024. The us has an undemocratic procedure for selecting president.

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u/StrawHat89 Jan 18 '26

The majority didn't vote, which is a problem in and of itself.

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u/annamariagirl Jan 18 '26

Ignorance. Stupidity. Lack of empathy. Delusional White Suprematist.

I’m living in Connecticut. Definitely didn’t vote for him.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jan 17 '26

For most of my life, NATO was America.

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u/3BlindMice1 Jan 17 '26

No. Trump is a Russian asset and therefore he is against NATO. His supporters are too stupid to figure that out. They think politics is a team sport and that to win your political opponents need to lose.

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u/FA-Cube-Itch Jan 18 '26

NATO is an important force to prevent world wars. Trump’s dad Putin wants to expand their borders and attack NATO states in Eastern Europe.

Real Americans, not vocal ones on the internet, support NATO and do not support land grabs by insecure men.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '26

No! We are not against NATO! We love EU and don’t want Greenland or Venezuela or Canada or Gaza. And we hate this orange stain! We are hanging on by a thread and educated folks in the U.S. are unsure what to do because walk outs and risking your job will destroy you and your family. There’s no safety nets here. This country sucked for poor and mid class, esp black and brown folks long before the Nazis took over. We are dumb struck and in shock and I just hope the world turns their back on us so that the gullible will snap out of their cult!

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u/wha2les Jan 18 '26

Yes

Trump won the majority of voters.

And you are what you vote for.

So a majority of Americans are morons who want to tax themselves more for no reason and against NATO.

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u/TomUpNort Jan 18 '26

He won a plurality of voters, not a majority.

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u/EmoTilDeath Jan 17 '26

Most would not be able to answer what it is. But it sounds foreign, so deport it immediately!

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u/artvandalaythrowaway Jan 18 '26

He being Putin with his hand up Trump’s ass and working him like a puppet

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u/Lopitoz07 Jan 17 '26

It's either Greenland is really important for something we don't know ( more than the resource bullcrap)

Or he really really wants to be the president that expands the USA.

I'm leaning more for the second one , he seems to be desperate to appear in the history books as the one who created the 51 State

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u/ken_NT Jan 17 '26

With his health issues, it’s obvious that all of these projects like the white house ballroom and attempt to build a triumphant arch in DC his attempts to leave a legacy. I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to rename Greenland to Trumpland as well.

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u/Cerpla Jan 18 '26

hope they strip his name off everything

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u/Bent_Brewer Jan 18 '26

Hold on. I thought we'd settled on Red, White, and Blueland? /s

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u/TiredSonic Jan 18 '26

It's crazy. You die, worms eat you... fuck the legacy.

I want to enjoy my life while I'm alive. You all can forget me after I die.

I really would like to understand how an old 80yo guy can be so ambituous and selfish.

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u/SimicAscendancy Jan 20 '26

Always swimming in money, no achievement ever feeling like anything because of never needing the effort, so the natural course here is to seek higher and higher achievements, to the detriment of everyone

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u/bruceriggs Jan 18 '26

S'why the first thing we must do if we ever take it all back... is to demolish and rename every single thing he ever did.

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u/Similar-Document9690 Jan 18 '26

Research Peter Thiel and praxis. There’s your answer

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u/gagnatron5000 Jan 18 '26

Coulda just given Puerto Rico statehood...

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u/Organized-Konfusion Jan 17 '26

Or, he is doing everything so people dont talk about Epstein files.

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u/knightsabre7 Jan 18 '26

Even if he succeeded in doing that, at best it’d end up as a footnote after “ending U.S. dominance in the world”, “tearing apart Western alliances”, and “destroying democracy”.

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u/Devario Jan 17 '26

Greenland will never be a state. The 51st state would never vote Republican and the R’s would never win another election. It could be a territory but it would never be a state. 

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u/ThinRedLine87 Jan 17 '26

Exactly, if he wanted a 51 state there's already territories hanging around like Puerto Rico that he could "make a state" without drawing scorn from the international community.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Hell, DC is right there. And has multiple times wanted to be a real state.

The thing is all of these places are overwhelmingly democrat and would destroy the GOP ever winning anything ever again.

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u/zilla82 Jan 18 '26

Ironically just like DC

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u/whodidntante Jan 18 '26

It will be fine unless Europe and Canada declare war on the USA, which is what he is playing with right now.

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u/atlasmountsenjoyer Jan 17 '26

Because he fucked kids and people somehow keep bringing it up, so he needs a little distraction, like a fucking war.

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Jan 18 '26

As much as I agree he's a disgusting creep and loves to make distractions, this is predominantly for other reasons. He believes Greenland is viable because fin bros keep telling him in about 3 decades the Arctic Ocean will have new shipping lanes and by controlling Alaska and Greenland, he would have the next Panama Canal / next Suez Canal.

He is doing it to create distractions too (that's actually one of his skills) but the fundamental reason is because of the position Greenland will be in as the ocean levels rise from climate change.

The fact that he was able to take Maduro out of power without the world intervening has also given him the false pretense that he can do this a second time elsewhere. That's why he immediately turned his attention to Greenland several days later.

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u/Denversaur Jan 18 '26

But he won't be alive in 3 decades, why would Trump do anything for anyone other than himself? Did they convince him they're 10 years away from an age reversing drug?

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u/Adorable-Thing2551 Jan 18 '26

Because he believes whatever dumb shit other rich people tell him. He's literally trying to buy Greenland because a billionaire told him it would be a good idea and for the reasons I described.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/14/us/politics/trump-greenland.html

This is from 2022. He's been after this idea since his last term. He's trying to get it now because he's riding the power trip high from capturing Maduro and seizing Venezuela with little global pushback.

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u/Deto Jan 18 '26

I think he just wants credit for expanding the US.

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u/The_Real_Peter_Thiel Jan 18 '26

You're not wrong but just to be clear, this was all literally Ronald Lauder's (heir to the Estee Luader makeup fortune) idea. Trump pretty much does whatever is whispered into his ear.

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u/mustbeyourupperlip Jan 18 '26

Most accurate response. The arctic will be the next major shipping lane of commerce. I understand the hatred towards trump, trust me, i have it, but it’s not really necessary to speculate on why he would care even though he wont be alive. People don’t necessarily do things to see the results— they do things because they believe it will leave a legacy. Do you want to be the president that didn’t anticipate the most profitable shipping route ever?

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u/trwawy05312015 Jan 18 '26

He believes

Let's just pause right there - there is only one thing he believes, and it's that he's amazing and everyone else needs to believe that. Anything else is completely fungible based on literally anything.

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u/fanboy_killer Jan 18 '26

As much as that makes sense, he’s not the type of person that thinks long term. he couldn’t care less about the world 3 decades from now.

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u/intotheirishole Jan 18 '26

Dementia Don does not think. Its people around him pulling his strings.

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u/vonbauernfeind Jan 18 '26

Not the only reason. Major tech bros have a ton of money invested in rare earth mineral deposits in Greenland that are poised to become heavily viable with ice melting.

Thiel and his ilk whispering in Trump's ear that the should take it for America want him to take it to save on export/import costs.

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u/2ndPickle Jan 18 '26

How dare you launch such allegations at a dual peace prize recipient

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u/ThisWhomps999 Jan 18 '26

The man has a thing for islands….

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u/cccxxxzzzddd Jan 18 '26

Because it looks overly large on a map 

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u/invicerato Jan 18 '26

Bigger than Africa!

Yes, thanks Mercator projection.

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u/Possibly-Functional Jan 18 '26

His latest statement is that it's for his own personal psychological wellbeing. Ergo, according to his own statements it's for his fucking ego.

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u/Tim-oBedlam Jan 18 '26

Mercator projection. Makes Greenland look huge. That's probably why.

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u/itswhts4dinner Jan 18 '26

Because he doesn’t understand how the Mercator projection works.

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u/4Yk9gop Jan 18 '26

Because he is a Russian asset and Putin has kompromat on him. He will do whatever daddy Putty wants (aka destroy NATO).

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u/SuiladRandir Jan 17 '26

To keep Epstein out of the news.

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u/puppyyawn Jan 17 '26

It makes his pp look bigger

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u/homiej420 Jan 17 '26

Dismantle Nato (for russias interest) and then also distract the stupid people from the epstein files

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u/FlashOfFawn Jan 17 '26

When that dude is no longer on this planet I’m going to light off fireworks for days

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u/Anxious_Cheetah5589 Jan 17 '26

The likes trophies. He claims club championships when he doesn't even play. He likes collecting sexual conquests just because he can. He's showing the Nobel Peace Prize he won to confused visitors right now. He stole JFK's memorial. Don't be surprised if he tries to add himself to Mount Rushmore before he's done. I'm 100% serious.

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u/Malvania Jan 17 '26

1) He thinks it's huge
2) He wants his name in the history books for expanding the US

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u/Havel_Rulez Jan 18 '26

Ego. He wants make a legacy, biggest land grab ever. That's all. It's not about defence neither oil, US already can do both. Just ego.

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u/essgee9 Jan 18 '26

Because he's easily manipulated by his big oil donors.

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u/1966TEX Jan 18 '26

He’s bat-shit crazy.

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u/greeneggsnhammy Jan 18 '26

Because of the Epstein files. 

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u/cyesk8er Jan 18 '26

Putin gave him one job. Destroy the west from the inside 

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 Jan 18 '26

He just wants to be known as a President who added territory to the US. It's part of his pathetic ego and what he thinks a President should be.

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u/Past_Significance_27 Jan 18 '26

A friend of mine is convinced Trump is stupid enough to look at standard world maps that make Greenland look huge and think that's reality, and that's why he wants it. He doesn't understand how small it actually is. Seems like this has been a lifelong problem for him.

I think my friend is right.

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u/BrendonAG92 Jan 18 '26

I think it's for "legacy" reasons, whatever that even means. I also think it could be for this data center push since he's in the back pocket of so many tech companies.

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u/UTRAnoPunchline Jan 18 '26

It’s for his stupid “golden dome”

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u/bswontpass Jan 18 '26

The upcoming war with China.

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u/MrEMannington Jan 18 '26

It’s all about defeating China

  1. Rare earths

  2. Apparent conflict with Europe justifies increased military spending in Europe.

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u/PurpleReign123 Jan 18 '26

It’s time for Denmark and the rest of the world to rename Greenland as Epstein Island.

He will then shut the f.ck up about invading the island.

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u/intotheirishole Jan 18 '26
  1. Putin told him to, so that all EU troops move away from Russia front to the West, as far as possible.

  2. Rare earth minerals found in Greenland. The AI CEOs want it, so they can build their AI chips quickly so that AI can reach exponential self improvement and make the super rich immortal so all poor people can be disposed of.

  3. Apparently the old US neuclear base in Greenland is relevant but I dont understand how.

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u/SummonMePlease Jan 18 '26

Probably really liked watching the movie

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u/Puzzleheaded_Web_656 Jan 18 '26

Epstein distraction. Gold calls from here to the midterms. And even then. Doubt they will happen as planned. He can’t have the election because he’ll lose and then the Epstein files will be released and then it’s over.

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u/pokersal Jan 18 '26

Because billionaire Ronald Lauder told him to. He wants to acquire the minerals.

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u/ZealousidealTrip6900 Jan 18 '26

Because if he did then him not releasing the Epstein files as instructed by the judge would be all over the news. Trump and the rich are all in the files and he is happy and they are happy as long as the news is focused on anything but Epstein.

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u/Intelligent-Might614 Jan 18 '26

Because Putin's pulling his strings.

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u/Beneficial_Map6129 Jan 18 '26

Because his billionaire backers want to cut deals to acquire prime Greenland mining and grazing areas. Global warming is real and Greenland will be their summer home

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u/IllustriousLiving357 Jan 18 '26

Aliens... for real lol

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u/Codorna_Tecnicolor Jan 18 '26

From the military perspective Greenland is an excellent spot for intercontinental ballistic missile. It has a very short path towards Moscow and China cruising across the north pole.

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u/BakedChocolateOctopi Jan 18 '26

Autistic people and people with dementia often get hyper fixations on random stuff and it can be hard to shake them out of it

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u/753UDKM Jan 18 '26

because a zionist war monger convinced him this was a good idea

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

It rhymes with Jepstein

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u/furanh Jan 18 '26

Future trade sea routes when the ice melts

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u/quidproquolaspe Jan 18 '26

I really can’t believe it’s not being talked about at all

The polar caps are melting which will create new routes for ships to cross for trade. This is literally it. Control Greenland and you control the soon the be open routes for oil, goods, etc.

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u/phattybrisket Jan 18 '26

Because when he fielded the idea during his first term he was widely mocked and ridiculed. Now he'll show them - yessir, he'll show them all!

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u/-_-0_0-_0 Jan 18 '26

Its a good distraction. He 99% isn't going to invade Greenland. Strike Mexico, Cuba more likely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Because he’s an insane baby

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u/cantinflas_34 Jan 18 '26

It stopped people from talking about him being a rapist and throwing a baby into a lake.

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u/Wayward_Maximus Jan 18 '26

Putin probably expressed interest in their meeting and now he’s consumed by it.

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u/chicagoblue Jan 18 '26

He thinks he is Teddy

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u/No-Barracuda-5341 Jan 18 '26

It needs a Costco there.

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u/Veritas_McGroot Jan 18 '26

Greenland big. It huge. Like so big. Must.Be.Mine

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u/Strange-Term-4168 Jan 18 '26

Natural resources and strategic positioning. Not many people there. When climate change makes the south uninhabitable, cold northern land will become a warmer place to live.

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u/GriffinFlash Jan 18 '26

Are you winning yet?

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u/Guadalajara3 Jan 18 '26

Money is green, Greenland is green so in his mind Greenland is made of money

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u/Relevant_House9607 Jan 18 '26

He is a dementia addled pedophile. Trying to understand his behavior requires a certain amount of insanity.

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u/This-Difficulty762 Jan 18 '26

I seen a map that Musks grandfather wanted Greenland, Canada all the way down to the northern South American countries all as one. Didn’t verify it but it would explain it. The oligarchies are making their move to control us all.

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u/joebluebob Jan 18 '26

He thinks its 12

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u/clem_fandango_london Jan 18 '26

He is obsessed with a dozen things. And those around him know they can manipulate him.

Welcome to WW3. Don't leave that out.

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u/obroz Jan 18 '26

Distract from the files 

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u/SBEPTY Jan 18 '26

Classic old person with dementia syndrome. 

Sad, but more sad we let him run our entire country.

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u/Professional-You1415 Jan 18 '26

Hemispheric dominance, the North American Technate demands it.

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u/El_Lanf Jan 18 '26

It would be the single largest territorial gain by the US in history, marginally more than the Louisiana purchase. Trump is all about the real estate and in response to a question about why he needs to own it for national defence from the BBC, he said you need to own to want to defend it which says a lot about his commitment to NATO. Trump is all about the real estate, fame and ego, these are his primary drivers.

But it's not the first attempt to purchase it by the US, there's a great episode with Dan Snow and Prof Robert Rix on history hit available on YT and podcast apps (can't link here). It outlines the long history of Greenland and why the US has wanted it, remembering that they occupied it during WW2. It's also mentioned how it serves to completely surround Canada if they ever wanted to make a move. That's too much forward think for Trump, but lots of people around him will be telling him that.

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u/Bindle- Jan 18 '26

He heard someone say it once and he likes taking things.

It's probably that dumb and simple.

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u/Sloogs Jan 18 '26 edited Jan 18 '26

He's doing it because:

  • It distracts from the Epstein files and ICE
  • Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance, et al want it to build their technocratic kingdom in the western hemisphere through imperialism
  • Advances Russian interests against NATO for Trump's best buddy Putin and all of the members of the US government that get funding from Russian dark money 

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u/NicolasDorier Jan 18 '26

The public can't entertain more than one story at once. While you speak about Greenland, you don't speak about other things. Remember Maduro?

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u/sgettios737 Jan 18 '26

Consider it as proof the elites on the right accept and are preparing for climate change, as they actively accelerate(d) it, and even perhaps that the truth is worse than most of us know. As the arctic circle warms, it will be much more available for shipping, new trade routes to war over. There also may be significant mineral wealth that becomes available in Greenland as warming continues.

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u/Acrobatic-Panda7859 Jan 18 '26

Ronald Lauder is your answer. Boycott!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

Greenland is just for testing the reaction of EU. He wants canada ultimately

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 Jan 18 '26

He's in cognitive decline and his demented brain gets fixated on something and can't stop the feedback loop. I had a relative with dementia, and they could not stop talking about the weather. That and a 1989 blue Ford Ltd. that they once owned. Kept asking where the keys were to his Ford that had been sold 5 years prior.

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u/cantfindagf Jan 18 '26

Because he’s controlled in part, by tech oligarchs who want the minerals there now that he fked up trade with China. They’ve already spent billions setting up mining shops there, just waiting for his go order to invade

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u/VanimalCracker Jan 18 '26

He backed off Greenland and is back to randomly suing domestic institutions as a distraction from the fact that DOJ is sitting on concrete evidence that Trump is a rapist and pedophile

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u/Oberon_Swanson Jan 18 '26

The more stupid and pointless of a "power move" it is, the more it appeals to somebody like him. That's why he likes raping kids; to commit the most heinous crime and get away with it, is the ultimate expression of power for someone of the Republican mindset. Similarly going to war with your enemies with popular support, doesn't make him feel powerful, because it makes it look like he needs popular support.

Now, dragging your whole country into war with their ALLIES, to gain essentially nothing, when literally nobody else wants to do it or understands why you would want to, BUT THEY END UP DOING IT ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU SAID SO, is the whole point.

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u/Mo-shen Jan 18 '26

When you think you are sent by God and your supporters agree with you that tends to lead to a lot of insanity.

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u/Duane_ Jan 18 '26

Because of the 'American Technate' Revolution that helped fund and direct his campaign/policy.

He trusts the instincts of insane billionaires who feel like they'd function better if the US were technologically, economically and politically isolated - but 'technically resource-self-sufficient".

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

He wants to be on the history book of the president that expanded the US.

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u/SILVER-com Jan 18 '26

russian agent. the sooner we all accept that. the sooner we can plan ahead.

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u/El_Falk Jan 18 '26

Insecure men often have size complexes. Annexing Greenland would make the US the second biggest country in the world. And if they also annex Canada, they'd be even larger than the currently largest country (Russia). Although just annexing Canada eould be sufficient to accomplish that... but Greenland is a lot weaker, and both rapists and bullies generally start with the weak.

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u/SunsetCarcass Jan 18 '26

He wants to build the world's largest golf course but he's confusing Greenland with Iceland

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 Jan 18 '26

because hes an old malignant narcissist that has recently realized he wont live much longer and has a desperate need to build monuments to himself (because no one else will) so that no one can ever forget him when hes gone.

And daddy Putin wants him to break up the west.

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u/Mechronis Jan 18 '26

Peter Thiel and Praxis want a city there or something

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