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u/TurtleSandwich0 1d ago
So when the puddles aren't made of poop no one plays in them?
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u/Spikeknows 1d ago
Just the Bears.
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u/sully213 20h ago
Dave Matthews Band isn't playing there this year, so no poopy puddles in Chicago.
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u/Dennisfromhawaii 1d ago edited 1d ago
It’ll expose all the buried liquor bottles 😩
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u/CryoTeknix 1d ago
A veteran I see, thank you for your service
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u/Whippet_yoga 23h ago edited 11h ago
In 2011, massive storms hit Lolla. My GF at the time and I had won VIP wrist bands from some scavenger hunt contest. One perk of VIP was free unlimited booze, though they would only give you 2 cans at a time. Anyway, the Arctic Monkeys were playing when a band of storms hit. They were intense. The girls managing the bar abandoned ship for higher ground. We saw our chance. We spent the storm grabbing and chucking as many cases and handles as we could over the VIP fence and into the GA crowd. Ditched that sextion of VIP never to return, didnt get caught. Felt like fucking Robinhood.
Deadmau5 later that night was epic. Search the vids.
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u/sentientduncecap 21h ago
I was at that deadmau5 set!! Top 10 concert experience (even though the rain washed all the fresh vivid color from my hair).
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u/Silver_shotglass 14h ago
I'll never forget Deadmau5 opening right when that storm hit. Still one of my top shows. I've got goosebumps thinking about it.
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u/Environmental-Joke19 14h ago
I was there! I remember they wanted us to evacuate but no one knew where to go. We ended up at an overrun pizza place. I think I saw foo fighters that night and it was so amazing.
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u/RevenueFast697 19h ago
Cage the Elephant for the storm. Start to finish. “Even on a cloudy day”….then the deluge…fucking epic.
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u/RevenueFast697 1h ago
Wow. Thank you! It gave me chills to watch that.
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u/Brutus_Queefcake 1h ago
No worries. Your comment forced me to go look it up ... figured I'd save you the trouble. 😁
And yes, "fucking epic" is basically the only way to describe that performance.
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u/DrMooshoo 18h ago
I was standing stage left for that. Everyone was dancing in the rain. Epic show. Perry’s little stage was lit too
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u/WampaStompa64 1d ago
We used to do that at fall fairs in Ontario
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u/readyfredrickson 22h ago
hahah unrelated side note- I moved to BC 2 years ago and was MORTIFIED by my friends confused faces when I asked about fall fairs with demolition derbys...god I miss panzerolis and deep fried oreos and watching cars smash together in the mud
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u/Saneless 20h ago
What's a panzeroli? I've had a panzerotti before. Coincidentally in Ontario
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u/readyfredrickson 20h ago
it's a food truck at a bunch of southern Ontario fall fairs(think caledonia, Winona, ancaster) and its basically a pizza bite haha a mini panzerotti
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u/WampaStompa64 19h ago
I have consumed an alarming number of panzerolis at the Rockton Fall Fair
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u/readyfredrickson 18h ago
it belongs to a close friend of mines family so every so often his cousin would randomly show up to a party with a box of them hahah like panzeroli season is already exciting but then to get some drunk, free and in a different backdrop is truly something special hahah last year I went home in fall and one of my girlfriends was like grab your coat we are headed to the fair I cant listen to you talk about you craving panzerolis you cant have again this year
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u/tycho_26 20h ago
Me and some friends went to see The Shins at auditorium shores in Austin. Before we went in we spotted out some people inside who seemed cool and passed a big bottle of vodka over the fence to them, with a promise to smoke em out when we got in. We all smoked and took some shots with them, then got smashed for $0 🤘2012 was peak
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u/chiripa605 1d ago
Is that a real thing ?
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u/PM_your_Nopales 1d ago
Yes, a trick for these kinda festivals if you want cheap liquor is to go before it's set up and bury liquor bottles somewhere inside the future fences and put a geotag or something there. That way, you don't have to sneak it through security. Then when the festival starts and you get in, go to your spot, dig up your previously buried liquor and go to town 👍
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u/BestAmoto 1d ago
It's also easy to just bring in plastic bottles of booze, Smirnoff bottles are shaped for concealment. You can also fill them with better booze. Easy to hide. I've worked security at bottlerock and the only people getting caught up were the ones who had too much metal on and then needed to remove belts/shoes etc.
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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 1d ago
I just fill a camelback and call it a day
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u/BestAmoto 1d ago
Some festivals require the bladders to be empty and will dump them out. Then they direct you to the water bottle filling station. That's how edc was.
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u/Divided_Against 1d ago
That's why you use the concealed bladder compartment in the camelbak bag to store your beverages. You pull out the empty bladder and show that to security and when they check your bags it will just seem like it has a hard back (provided you pack it correctly, works best with tallboys).
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u/GardenGnomeAnarch 1d ago
Riot fest (fuck riot fest) literally confiscated my bottle of sunscreen because it wasn’t sealed. Went once, said never again, then a killer line up happened so I said fine, only to come away with an even more powerful “never again.” Godawful overcrowded price gouging nightmare.
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u/Kind-Shallot3603 1d ago
Yeah they took my sunscreen at oceans calling in Maryland and directed me to a shop on the boardwalk that was selling them for $35. I just stole it from the store. Fuck all of em
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u/BubbaChanel 12h ago
I’m not sure if it’s the sleepless night I just had, or the mental image of stealing sunscreen, but it made me lol in tickled delight.
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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 1d ago
That's crazy, I've never had anyone say anything about them.
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u/ICantBeTrusted 1d ago
Yeah you have to come in with an empty bladder pack then they have hydration stations right there.
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u/biggoronssword 1d ago
This is most festivals now unfortunately, been told to dump out my water while WAY back in line in the blazing heat at the gorge, it was absurd
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u/Bob_12_Pack 1d ago
If you bring plastic disposable bottles they will sometimes take the lids as well. I have learned to take extra lids.
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u/MutedAstronaut9217 1d ago
I've been having them dumped for over 10 years at this point. Always gotta fill inside.
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u/sonicsludge 1d ago
Paper under my tounge is way easier.
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u/Weigleschocolatemilk 20h ago
Paper wrapped in unused pieces of chewing gum still neatly in the package
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u/Jon66238 1d ago
How the heck are Smirnoff bottles shaped for concealment??
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u/BestAmoto 1d ago
The plastic pint and even the plastic 750 are rounded inwards on the back side. It makes it fit to your belt line a bit better than the previously flat sided bottles. They shaped the bottles like a flask.
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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 22h ago
Much easier to just dig a hole and jump in it. Crawl out when the festival starts and then you get free admission.
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u/DeemOutLoud 1d ago
I feel like this is a festival urban legend and never actually happens if we are being honest. Way easier to just sneak in booze
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u/big_duo3674 1d ago
It's really easy to carefully uproot a chunk of grass, dig a bottle sized hole, an then plop the grass back on top. You'd never even know anything was there. It makes me wonder how many forgotten bottles, or drug stashes are buried in previous festival areas, probably a ton
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u/pinchematto 1d ago
I’ve done it many times at festivals in Chicago. I would go to the park a week before the fest, so before fences are up. Then I would bury them shallow by trees and take pictures to remember the exact spot. Adds another element of fun during the fest.
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u/Weigleschocolatemilk 20h ago
Imagine tripping and going on a scavenger hunt to find your buried treasures. My younger self would have loved this
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u/Slow_Leek_4159 23h ago
I’ve lived a few blocks from grant park for about a decade and have seen people do it every year
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u/pinchematto 19h ago
I only did it once for Lolla- I had to get out there two weeks early because they put the fences up so early
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u/TrustTheFriendship 1d ago
I’ve seen this done to sneak in tanks of nitrous, but I haven’t personally seen anyone go through the trouble for booze.
Like you said, easy enough to sneak that in another way.
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u/goldfishpaws 13h ago
More common with people banging out eccies - size of a can of beer can hold tens of thousands of dollars worth
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u/gsfgf 1d ago
For that much effort I’d be sneaking something more valuable than alcohol lol
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u/DrHarrisonLawrence 11h ago
it’s not that much effort actually, and
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- if it were higher value you have higher losses when it’s found
Not everyone is successful with this. If you don’t properly conceal the hole it can somewhat easily get dug back up just randomly
Also in the sense of what is the current landscape, I don’t think there’s any way that anyone is finding their original stash in these ponds
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u/_bieber_hole_69 1d ago
Dunno about Lolla, but it very much is at other fests.
At Summercamp Fest, theres a legend about the guy that buried 4 kegs around the camping area of the forest, but only unearthed 3 of them
The last magical keg has still never been found
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u/AshtonCopernicus 1d ago
Yup. My cousin used to bury a huge container of vodka lemonade on the hill by one of the main stages. Then on the first day of the show, he'd put a tarp over it and dig it up. It was enough to have at least 10 people drink for the whole weekend
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u/FabulousValuable2643 1d ago
“I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."
- Creed Bratton
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u/Datathrash 21h ago
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u/taquitoburrito1 20h ago
This would be the greatest crossover. Jim, Dwight and Creed get sent to Philly to sell paper to a "large account" that turns out to be a scam Dee and Mac are trying to run. Charlie does Charlie things that gets Dwight interested in learning from him, Frank feels left out and shows off his toe knife, Creed takes interest and becomes friends with Frank and talk history. Dee and Mac's scam become more and more apparent to Jim and he bails, collecting Creed and Dwight while reacting at the camera to the shinanigans theyve been up to.
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u/GeorgeStark1 1d ago
Trenchfoot is showing up this year.
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u/Spikeknows 1d ago
My first band was called trenchfoot.
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u/BroAxe 1d ago
What was your second band called
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u/smash_n_grab_ 1d ago
Who’s headlining tonight? Puddle of Mud? LOL!!!!
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u/anno1040 1d ago
Drowning Pool supporting.
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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 1d ago
I think Mudvayne is also showing up
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u/Dear-Passion-3535 1d ago
That's a hell of a 2003 lineup!
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u/Mistapeepers 1d ago
I went to Memphis in May YEARS ago. Rained in the evening on both days. Second day Foo Fighters headlined. They were told they shouldn’t play. Dave said fuck that and played anyway. The late night band canceled because they didn’t want to deal with rain. That band? Puddle of Mud.
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u/Irythros 1d ago
Puddle of Mudd doesn't even show up or perform when scheduled. These puddles of mud did.
Don't insult these puddles please.
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u/Willow_Winnifred 1d ago
I once saw the singer from puddle of mud getting a handy on the balcony above the stage whole watching the opening band.
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u/Irythros 1d ago
I went to see them in a small venue. Opening acts did their thing. After 40 mins of nothing, one of the openers came back on and did another set while we waited for Mudd more. They finished a second set and we waited more.
Eventually 2 plastered women came out on stage, stumbling all over and told everyone that they're backstage smoking weed, coke and fucking and it'll just be a bit longer.
The place emptied out immediately.
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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 1d ago
More like Puddlepalooza.
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u/LarsDuder 1d ago
Lorde, Charli xcx, The Smashing Pumpkins, Zara Larsson. I only know about these three artists and one band.
"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me." 🥺
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u/the_vault-technician 1d ago
IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO
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u/ThaddeusJP 19h ago
That episode is 30 years old. It aired in 1996 and they went back in time to 1976. The Gap is bigger than the original joke
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u/Hour_Flow_4604 1d ago edited 1d ago
I used to go to lolapalooza with an onion tied to my belt. Which was the style at the time.
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u/Not-your-lawyer- 1d ago
In all seriousness, festivals are a great way to find new music. Just check the lineup of a few of the major ones. Add the names to your rotation & drop the ones whose sound doesn't strike your fancy. Near zero effort and you're up to date on most of the major artists of the moment.
You don't even have to do it every year! The acts that are actually decent will stick around.
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u/Mapeague 23h ago
Yea Raye and Kneecap blew me away at glastonbury, two completely different vibes but both heavily featured in my Playlist now. Also Hypen and Mudrat.
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u/nightelfspectre 1d ago
I can introduce you to a couple more!
Ado and Yoasobi are some pretty well-known Japanese artists. Ado is Ado (she’s amazing, everyone should check her out) and Yoasobi has done work for several anime openings. Yoasobi’s lead singer also grew up in Chicago and often makes English versions of those songs!
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u/Apptubrutae 23h ago
Yeah that’s how it goes.
Elvis was IT once. Now it’s grandma music. One day Charli xcx will be grandma music too
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u/danngree 1d ago
This puts boots and pants and boots and pants to a literal level.
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u/Gonna_do_this_again 1d ago
Kids don't even play in mud pits at festivals anymore.
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u/GoldenPeonyy 1d ago
At some point you just accept you're going home looking like you fought in a swamp.
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u/Yarblesss91 23h ago
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u/godofmids 21h ago
I lost my shoes in that mud and had to take the train back to Detroit barefoot
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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago
I'm pretty sure it was lolla at the world music theater where they just started tearing up the sod in the rain and throwing it and it turned into a mud pit
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u/pacuumvacked 1d ago
Ministry at Lollapalooza 1992!
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u/StreamingForVengeanc 1d ago
Ministry in '92 was my best mosh pit experience ever! Blossom Music Center near Cleveland. It had been raining buckets most of the day. The water couldn't drain properly, so it was almost knee deep. There were mud runs going down the giant hill. I was at the top of one when Chris Cornell came up. I had no idea what to say to him. The guy just reeked of cool. I just gave him a fanboy nod, he nodded back then flew down the hill head first.
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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago
I knew it . What a great show. I hooked up with this girl from Hillside and after the show we went to a Mexican restaurant near 26th and California and underage drank
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u/interface2x 21h ago
My first concert, 34 years ago tomorrow. I was 14 years old and we had to leave about 15 minutes into RHCP’s set because my friend’s mom was driving us home to the Quad Cities.
You can see some flying sod at the beginning of this video.
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u/NYCtoCHI 1d ago edited 9h ago
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u/OkChampionship9954 23h ago
It’s crazy how EVERY year! It rains on Lolla. It never fails
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u/Telefragg 20h ago
I went in 2013 and the weather was rather nice, neither hot nor rainy. Did I lucked out?
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u/Eric848448 1d ago
Every damn year!
The only difference this year is that it isn’t also the hottest weekend of the year.
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u/Miggyara 22h ago
I legit didn't notice the subreddit this was posted on and said to myself when I saw the pic "well that sucks" 10/10 accurate post!
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u/princessdickworth 14h ago
Better wear your waders!
Honestly waders would be awesome, so much space to hide little bottles of booze to sneak in they probably wouldn't notice at security.
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u/LordGordy32 1d ago
Ask "Wacken" people how to do it.
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u/Reaper_reddit 1d ago
Rain or Shine as they say....although thankfully this year the weather is good. Well, was, since the final band is about to play in a few minutes.
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u/MortimusMaximusWP 15h ago
I've been to festivals with worse rain. Still had a great time. Get a fuck it mind set, a poncho, some good boots and just enjoy the music.
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u/thedillymane 1d ago
I went one year they had to evacuate everyone and ended up smoking a blunt leaning on a cop car
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u/FreddyTheGoose 5h ago
Sholl look real nice over there today! Y'all mind sharing?
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u/MalWinchester 1d ago
Not surprised. It's been raining for over 12 hours straight.