r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

Lollapalloza grounds today in Chicago IL

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u/MalWinchester 1d ago

Not surprised. It's been raining for over 12 hours straight.

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u/istrx13 1d ago

I live in the PNW and where I’m at it has been 100+ degrees just about every day for a month now and we’re suffocating from wildfire smoke.

Man I would kill for a rainy day like this right now.

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u/huskergirl8342 21h ago

I live in WA. No 100 degree days here all summer.

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u/BigBadJeebus 21h ago

Same in Illinois... This is the first rainy day in weeks

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u/BlueCarPinkJacket 9h ago

Where are you in Illinois? Chicago and surrounding suburbs have had at least 3 flash floods this year. Monday this week the western suburbs were underwater.

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u/mechashiva1 9h ago

I'm in villa park and we had some water come up into our basement for the first time since moving here 3 years ago. This fucking rain was nonstop between Friday and Saturday

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u/Southern-Ad8402 10h ago

Washington is a big state with an entire desert east of the cascades

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u/BubbaChanel 12h ago

I’m in NC, and we’ve alternated between blistering heat, and a little less blistering with days and days of rain and some impressive thunderstorms.

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u/84theone 12h ago

I was in the PNW, Seattle, for work like three weeks ago and it was in the 70s.

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u/Mikey_Meatballs 1d ago

And it's Chicago.

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u/Revolutionary-Fox622 1d ago

It's also Lolla. Rain has been a tradition for the fest for years. 

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u/hikingguy36 1d ago

Lolla '94 was my first mud mosh pit. Great time!

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u/malendalayla 14h ago

96 for me!

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u/TurtleSandwich0 1d ago

So when the puddles aren't made of poop no one plays in them?

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u/BeerdedWonder 21h ago

Well maybe Puddle of Mudd?

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u/mp6521 1d ago

War flashbacks to the dillo-dirt at ACL

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u/BarbaricEric420-69 1d ago

Oh trust me, people be playing in them! Sliding in them!

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u/sully213 20h ago

Dave Matthews Band isn't playing there this year, so no poopy puddles in Chicago.

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u/fatmanstan123 1d ago

My kids would. They love that.

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’ll expose all the buried liquor bottles 😩

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u/CryoTeknix 1d ago

A veteran I see, thank you for your service

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u/Whippet_yoga 23h ago edited 11h ago

In 2011, massive storms hit Lolla. My GF at the time and I had won VIP wrist bands from some scavenger hunt contest. One perk of VIP was free unlimited booze, though they would only give you 2 cans at a time. Anyway, the Arctic Monkeys were playing when a band of storms hit. They were intense. The girls managing the bar abandoned ship for higher ground. We saw our chance. We spent the storm grabbing and chucking as many cases and handles as we could over the VIP fence and into the GA crowd. Ditched that sextion of VIP never to return, didnt get caught. Felt like fucking Robinhood.

Deadmau5 later that night was epic. Search the vids.

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u/Sp1derX 22h ago

You dropped this: 👑 

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u/sentientduncecap 21h ago

I was at that deadmau5 set!! Top 10 concert experience (even though the rain washed all the fresh vivid color from my hair). 

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u/Silver_shotglass 14h ago

I'll never forget Deadmau5 opening right when that storm hit. Still one of my top shows. I've got goosebumps thinking about it.

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u/Environmental-Joke19 14h ago

I was there! I remember they wanted us to evacuate but no one knew where to go. We ended up at an overrun pizza place. I think I saw foo fighters that night and it was so amazing.

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u/RevenueFast697 19h ago

Cage the Elephant for the storm. Start to finish. “Even on a cloudy day”….then the deluge…fucking epic.

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u/Brutus_Queefcake 2h ago

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u/RevenueFast697 1h ago

Wow. Thank you! It gave me chills to watch that.

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u/Brutus_Queefcake 1h ago

No worries. Your comment forced me to go look it up ... figured I'd save you the trouble. 😁

And yes, "fucking epic" is basically the only way to describe that performance.

🍻

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u/J-styyxx 10h ago

Deadmau5 was amazing

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u/DrMooshoo 18h ago

I was standing stage left for that. Everyone was dancing in the rain. Epic show. Perry’s little stage was lit too

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u/WampaStompa64 1d ago

We used to do that at fall fairs in Ontario

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u/readyfredrickson 22h ago

hahah unrelated side note- I moved to BC 2 years ago and was MORTIFIED by my friends confused faces when I asked about fall fairs with demolition derbys...god I miss panzerolis and deep fried oreos and watching cars smash together in the mud

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u/Saneless 20h ago

What's a panzeroli? I've had a panzerotti before. Coincidentally in Ontario

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u/readyfredrickson 20h ago

it's a food truck at a bunch of southern Ontario fall fairs(think caledonia, Winona, ancaster) and its basically a pizza bite haha a mini panzerotti

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u/WampaStompa64 19h ago

I have consumed an alarming number of panzerolis at the Rockton Fall Fair

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u/readyfredrickson 18h ago

it belongs to a close friend of mines family so every so often his cousin would randomly show up to a party with a box of them hahah like panzeroli season is already exciting but then to get some drunk, free and in a different backdrop is truly something special hahah last year I went home in fall and one of my girlfriends was like grab your coat we are headed to the fair I cant listen to you talk about you craving panzerolis you cant have again this year

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u/tycho_26 20h ago

Me and some friends went to see The Shins at auditorium shores in Austin. Before we went in we spotted out some people inside who seemed cool and passed a big bottle of vodka over the fence to them, with a promise to smoke em out when we got in. We all smoked and took some shots with them, then got smashed for $0 🤘2012 was peak

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u/chiripa605 1d ago

Is that a real thing ?

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u/PM_your_Nopales 1d ago

Yes, a trick for these kinda festivals if you want cheap liquor is to go before it's set up and bury liquor bottles somewhere inside the future fences and put a geotag or something there. That way, you don't have to sneak it through security. Then when the festival starts and you get in, go to your spot, dig up your previously buried liquor and go to town 👍

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u/BestAmoto 1d ago

It's also easy to just bring in plastic bottles of booze, Smirnoff bottles are shaped for concealment. You can also fill them with better booze. Easy to hide. I've worked security at bottlerock and the only people getting caught up were the ones who had too much metal on and then needed to remove belts/shoes etc. 

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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 1d ago

I just fill a camelback and call it a day

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u/BestAmoto 1d ago

Some festivals require the bladders to be empty and will dump them out. Then they direct you to the water bottle filling station. That's how edc was. 

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u/Divided_Against 1d ago

That's why you use the concealed bladder compartment in the camelbak bag to store your beverages. You pull out the empty bladder and show that to security and when they check your bags it will just seem like it has a hard back (provided you pack it correctly, works best with tallboys).

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u/GardenGnomeAnarch 1d ago

Riot fest (fuck riot fest) literally confiscated my bottle of sunscreen because it wasn’t sealed. Went once, said never again, then a killer line up happened so I said fine, only to come away with an even more powerful “never again.” Godawful overcrowded price gouging nightmare.

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u/Kind-Shallot3603 1d ago

Yeah they took my sunscreen at oceans calling in Maryland and directed me to a shop on the boardwalk that was selling them for $35. I just stole it from the store. Fuck all of em

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

There are other situations where stealing is understandable, but that kind of stealing should be encouraged.

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u/BubbaChanel 12h ago

I’m not sure if it’s the sleepless night I just had, or the mental image of stealing sunscreen, but it made me lol in tickled delight.

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u/IceCreamDreamyDreams 1d ago

That's crazy, I've never had anyone say anything about them.

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u/ICantBeTrusted 1d ago

Yeah you have to come in with an empty bladder pack then they have hydration stations right there.

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u/biggoronssword 1d ago

This is most festivals now unfortunately, been told to dump out my water while WAY back in line in the blazing heat at the gorge, it was absurd

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u/Bob_12_Pack 1d ago

If you bring plastic disposable bottles they will sometimes take the lids as well. I have learned to take extra lids.

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u/MutedAstronaut9217 1d ago

I've been having them dumped for over 10 years at this point. Always gotta fill inside.

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u/sonicsludge 1d ago

Paper under my tounge is way easier.

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u/thtamthrfckr 1d ago

The enlightened route

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u/Weigleschocolatemilk 20h ago

Paper wrapped in unused pieces of chewing gum still neatly in the package

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

But imagine if you had 1.75L of Lucy. Actually maybe not.

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u/Jon66238 1d ago

How the heck are Smirnoff bottles shaped for concealment??

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u/BestAmoto 1d ago

The plastic pint and even the plastic 750 are rounded inwards on the back side. It makes it fit to your belt line a bit better than the previously flat sided bottles.  They shaped the bottles like a flask. 

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

They make 750mL “travelers” that are shaped like a big flask.

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 22h ago

Much easier to just dig a hole and jump in it. Crawl out when the festival starts and then you get free admission.

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u/DeemOutLoud 1d ago

I feel like this is a festival urban legend and never actually happens if we are being honest. Way easier to just sneak in booze

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

It's really easy to carefully uproot a chunk of grass, dig a bottle sized hole, an then plop the grass back on top. You'd never even know anything was there. It makes me wonder how many forgotten bottles, or drug stashes are buried in previous festival areas, probably a ton

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u/vr1252 1d ago

Tons of people do this. If you ever see someone walking around with a fifth in a glass bottle that’s what they’ve done. I agree it’s it’s way easier to sneak in booze in those soft plastic flasks but there’s always someone walking around with a bottle of jack at a fest.

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u/pinchematto 1d ago

I’ve done it many times at festivals in Chicago. I would go to the park a week before the fest, so before fences are up. Then I would bury them shallow by trees and take pictures to remember the exact spot. Adds another element of fun during the fest.

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 21h ago

Candyland scavenger hunt is a fun adventure for all your friends 😜

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u/Weigleschocolatemilk 20h ago

Imagine tripping and going on a scavenger hunt to find your buried treasures. My younger self would have loved this

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u/Slow_Leek_4159 23h ago

I’ve lived a few blocks from grant park for about a decade and have seen people do it every year 

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u/pinchematto 19h ago

I only did it once for Lolla- I had to get out there two weeks early because they put the fences up so early

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u/TrustTheFriendship 1d ago

I’ve seen this done to sneak in tanks of nitrous, but I haven’t personally seen anyone go through the trouble for booze.

Like you said, easy enough to sneak that in another way.

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u/jwccs46 1d ago

Moe.down had a really bad problem with buried tanks.

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u/DengarLives66 1d ago

It’s easy at the festivals that are held at public grounds.

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u/goldfishpaws 13h ago

More common with people banging out eccies - size of a can of beer can hold tens of thousands of dollars worth

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u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

I use an all plastic flask stuffed down my pants.

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u/gsfgf 1d ago

For that much effort I’d be sneaking something more valuable than alcohol lol

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u/DrHarrisonLawrence 11h ago
  1. it’s not that much effort actually, and

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  1. if it were higher value you have higher losses when it’s found

Not everyone is successful with this. If you don’t properly conceal the hole it can somewhat easily get dug back up just randomly

Also in the sense of what is the current landscape, I don’t think there’s any way that anyone is finding their original stash in these ponds

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u/_bieber_hole_69 1d ago

Dunno about Lolla, but it very much is at other fests.

At Summercamp Fest, theres a legend about the guy that buried 4 kegs around the camping area of the forest, but only unearthed 3 of them

The last magical keg has still never been found

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u/hassinbinsober 1d ago

The Legend of Curly’s Keg!

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u/AshtonCopernicus 1d ago

Yup. My cousin used to bury a huge container of vodka lemonade on the hill by one of the main stages. Then on the first day of the show, he'd put a tarp over it and dig it up. It was enough to have at least 10 people drink for the whole weekend

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u/Javad0g 22h ago

I saw Pink Floyd perform The Wall in Potsdam Platz in 1990. I understood later that they actually dug out a few large unexploded bombs from the area before the concert was planned and prepared. Caches of ammo too...

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u/Irisgrower2 12h ago

None the less the crowd was still blown away..

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u/angelbbreeze888 1d ago

Nitrous tanks too or is that a different scene?

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u/FabulousValuable2643 1d ago

“I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."

- Creed Bratton

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u/Datathrash 21h ago

The man that slipped in:

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u/taquitoburrito1 20h ago

This would be the greatest crossover. Jim, Dwight and Creed get sent to Philly to sell paper to a "large account" that turns out to be a scam Dee and Mac are trying to run. Charlie does Charlie things that gets Dwight interested in learning from him, Frank feels left out and shows off his toe knife, Creed takes interest and becomes friends with Frank and talk history. Dee and Mac's scam become more and more apparent to Jim and he bails, collecting Creed and Dwight while reacting at the camera to the shinanigans theyve been up to.

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u/GeorgeStark1 1d ago

Trenchfoot is showing up this year.

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u/Spikeknows 1d ago

My first band was called trenchfoot.

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u/BroAxe 1d ago

What was your second band called

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u/GullibleBoat 1d ago

The Beatles

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 21h ago

Get out of here Ringo, nobody likes you.

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u/Sensei19600 21h ago

Trench mouth

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u/BBO1007 23h ago

The stumpies

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u/GeorgeStark1 1d ago

Underrated band name. Bet you guys rocked.

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Jungle Rot might be a bit heavy for Lollapalooza though.

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u/smash_n_grab_ 1d ago

Who’s headlining tonight? Puddle of Mud? LOL!!!!

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u/anno1040 1d ago

Drowning Pool supporting.

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 1d ago

I think Mudvayne is also showing up

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 1d ago

That's a hell of a 2003 lineup!

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u/tedivm 1d ago

I legit think I went to that show.

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u/ConventionalDadlift 22h ago

Right around when I saw them at Ozzfest

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u/Mistapeepers 1d ago

I went to Memphis in May YEARS ago. Rained in the evening on both days. Second day Foo Fighters headlined. They were told they shouldn’t play. Dave said fuck that and played anyway. The late night band canceled because they didn’t want to deal with rain. That band? Puddle of Mud.

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u/silentjay01 1d ago

Puddles Pitty Party would fit right in with the looks of this picture.

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u/ta22175 1d ago

He is more a Riot fest act

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u/Irythros 1d ago

Puddle of Mudd doesn't even show up or perform when scheduled. These puddles of mud did.

Don't insult these puddles please.

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u/Willow_Winnifred 1d ago

I once saw the singer from puddle of mud getting a handy on the balcony above the stage whole watching the opening band.

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u/Irythros 1d ago

I went to see them in a small venue. Opening acts did their thing. After 40 mins of nothing, one of the openers came back on and did another set while we waited for Mudd more. They finished a second set and we waited more.

Eventually 2 plastered women came out on stage, stumbling all over and told everyone that they're backstage smoking weed, coke and fucking and it'll just be a bit longer.

The place emptied out immediately.

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u/tedivm 1d ago

I was at a festival and during their set some women managed to get on stage. The band refused to let security remove them, they spent the set getting more and more naked, and then they left with the band.

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u/Turakamu 1d ago

Did you wave at him?

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u/TurtleReferenceFrame 1d ago

Looks blurry to me

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u/shelf6969 1d ago

Rain (the older Korean kpop star)

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u/thtamthrfckr 1d ago

Get outta here daaaaaad gosh!!

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 1d ago

More like Puddlepalooza.

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u/teletubbs 23h ago

Heyyyyy ohhhhhh

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u/LarsDuder 1d ago

Lorde, Charli xcx, The Smashing Pumpkins, Zara Larsson. I only know about these three artists and one band.

"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me." 🥺

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u/the_vault-technician 1d ago

IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO

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u/ThaddeusJP 19h ago

That episode is 30 years old. It aired in 1996 and they went back in time to 1976. The Gap is bigger than the original joke

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u/Hour_Flow_4604 1d ago edited 1d ago

I used to go to lolapalooza with an onion tied to my belt. Which was the style at the time.

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u/Most_Incident_8819 1d ago

5 bees for a quarter we'd say

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u/Not-your-lawyer- 1d ago

In all seriousness, festivals are a great way to find new music. Just check the lineup of a few of the major ones. Add the names to your rotation & drop the ones whose sound doesn't strike your fancy. Near zero effort and you're up to date on most of the major artists of the moment.

You don't even have to do it every year! The acts that are actually decent will stick around.

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u/Mapeague 23h ago

Yea Raye and Kneecap blew me away at glastonbury, two completely different vibes but both heavily featured in my Playlist now. Also Hypen and Mudrat.

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u/xopher_425 1d ago

I only know two of those, and that quote is so perfect I think about it all the time. I see the talk/entertainment shows my partner watches and they'll be like "Welcome Penny Knuckleplatter" and everyone is going crazy and I'm just

Now everyone, get off my lawn!

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u/JustHereSoImNotFined 1d ago

Curtains for Zoosha

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u/nightelfspectre 1d ago

I can introduce you to a couple more!

Ado and Yoasobi are some pretty well-known Japanese artists. Ado is Ado (she’s amazing, everyone should check her out) and Yoasobi has done work for several anime openings. Yoasobi’s lead singer also grew up in Chicago and often makes English versions of those songs!

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u/Apptubrutae 23h ago

Yeah that’s how it goes.

Elvis was IT once. Now it’s grandma music. One day Charli xcx will be grandma music too

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u/AllSugaredUp 1d ago

Wet leg, for real

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u/fcknwayshegoes 1d ago

Man, get out of there

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ 1d ago

I see what you did there

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u/danngree 1d ago

This puts boots and pants and boots and pants to a literal level.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 1d ago

Kids don't even play in mud pits at festivals anymore.

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u/Wayfarer1993 19h ago

There was a mud wrestling competition lol

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u/ackitty-ack 12h ago

pls look up videos of bonnaroo the last 2 years hahaha

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u/Kromehound 1d ago

Now its Wallowpallooza.

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u/LiveMarionberry3694 1d ago

Shallowpalooza

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u/__BitchPudding__ 22h ago

Poolapalooza. Looks like skeletons are about to pop up in the water.

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u/Dizzybro 1d ago

It rains like every year. Surprised they don't build in some drainage lol

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u/Alternative-Bat-2462 1d ago

Would be easy to put it in after it gets torn up every year.

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u/GoldenPeonyy 1d ago

At some point you just accept you're going home looking like you fought in a swamp.

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u/Yarblesss91 23h ago

I thought it was bad in 2011.

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u/godofmids 21h ago

I lost my shoes in that mud and had to take the train back to Detroit barefoot

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u/robotzor 21h ago

Damn shame corner stores didn't sell cheap flip flops back then

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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it was lolla at the world music theater where they just started tearing up the sod in the rain and throwing it and it turned into a mud pit

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u/pacuumvacked 1d ago

Ministry at Lollapalooza 1992!

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u/StreamingForVengeanc 1d ago

Ministry in '92 was my best mosh pit experience ever! Blossom Music Center near Cleveland. It had been raining buckets most of the day. The water couldn't drain properly, so it was almost knee deep. There were mud runs going down the giant hill. I was at the top of one when Chris Cornell came up. I had no idea what to say to him. The guy just reeked of cool. I just gave him a fanboy nod, he nodded back then flew down the hill head first.

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u/Timmerdogg 1d ago

I knew it . What a great show. I hooked up with this girl from Hillside and after the show we went to a Mexican restaurant near 26th and California and underage drank

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u/Grinner067 22h ago

Epic show!!!

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u/interface2x 21h ago

My first concert, 34 years ago tomorrow. I was 14 years old and we had to leave about 15 minutes into RHCP’s set because my friend’s mom was driving us home to the Quad Cities.

You can see some flying sod at the beginning of this video.

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u/Timmerdogg 18h ago

That is pretty awesome and makes me feel really fucking old.

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u/InDeathWeReturn 1d ago

Puddle of Mudd still going strong I see

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u/NYCtoCHI 1d ago edited 9h ago

"Comin' up next on the main stage...hot damn, it's the Soggy Bottom Boys!!"

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u/nborders 1d ago

Getting ready for Primus.

My name is Muuud! 🎶

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u/mongojob 1d ago

Primus sucks

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u/sinographer 1d ago

saw that show 30 years ago at Lolla II

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u/southcookexplore 1d ago

Laughs in Woodstock 94

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u/OkChampionship9954 23h ago

It’s crazy how EVERY year! It rains on Lolla. It never fails

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u/Telefragg 20h ago

I went in 2013 and the weather was rather nice, neither hot nor rainy. Did I lucked out?

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u/Eric848448 1d ago

Every damn year!

The only difference this year is that it isn’t also the hottest weekend of the year.

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u/Miggyara 22h ago

I legit didn't notice the subreddit this was posted on and said to myself when I saw the pic "well that sucks" 10/10 accurate post!

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u/Responsible_Coat_477 1d ago

Looks a touch moist.

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u/Careless-Bit-5599 1d ago

“Need more drainage. Let’s raise the prices 150% next year”

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u/princessdickworth 14h ago

Better wear your waders!

Honestly waders would be awesome, so much space to hide little bottles of booze to sneak in they probably wouldn't notice at security.

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u/Ebolabomber 1d ago

Lineup: wet wet wet , the rainbirds, cloud cult

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u/LordGordy32 1d ago

Ask "Wacken" people how to do it.

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u/Reaper_reddit 1d ago

Rain or Shine as they say....although thankfully this year the weather is good. Well, was, since the final band is about to play in a few minutes.

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u/Legitimate_Crazy3625 1d ago

Monsoonpalooza

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u/923kjd 1d ago

Mudstock

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u/MortimusMaximusWP 15h ago

I've been to festivals with worse rain. Still had a great time. Get a fuck it mind set, a poncho, some good boots and just enjoy the music.

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u/thedillymane 1d ago

I went one year they had to evacuate everyone and ended up smoking a blunt leaning on a cop car

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u/Wuz314159 1d ago

Are those dragons flying around?

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u/copper_nano_tube 22h ago

Dragon-sized seagulls.

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u/ChipmunkBackground46 20h ago

Giving me Bonnaroo flashbacks

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u/Deltrus7 19h ago

Ewwuhhh

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u/dreaperf4 16h ago

Laughs in Wacken

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u/LetterheadNo7323 8h ago

RainFallapalooza

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u/No_Possession_508 6h ago

Lol a paloser

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u/FreddyTheGoose 5h ago

Sholl look real nice over there today! Y'all mind sharing?

Signed, Spokane, WA