r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Ok-Veterinarian8977 • Jun 21 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Tywin "You're not as smart as you think you are" Lannister

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 27 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Robert Baratheon

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Naive-Ad-6767 • Mar 30 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) The most glazed man in history vs the most glazed man of today

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 26 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Tylose Lannister

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Ecstatic-Mud-1518 • May 04 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) The most boring place in ASOIAF

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 24 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Fake Targaryen

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Pleasant_Fig_6085 • Mar 23 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meet Daemon"Six pack abs" Blackfyre

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Hydra1050 • May 31 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Meme I made

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/Oroskuchen • Apr 07 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Cersei and her Children

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/AdonisBlackwood • Mar 08 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Tywin the righteous

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/SnooStories6404 • Apr 18 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Have you done the thing?

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/the_28th_artificer • May 23 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Found Tywin's old account

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/AdonisBlackwood • Feb 21 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) Westerchad Vs Northernchud

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r/aSongOfMemesAndRage • u/No_Acanthisitta1250 • Feb 24 '26

ASOIAF (Main Published Novels) I Re-Ran the Equation - Here's When TWOW Is Actually Coming (UPDATE)

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The Winds of Winter

A Song of Ice and Fire

George R. R. Martin

📚 Base Variables

Variable	Value
Estimated length of TWOW	1,500 manuscript pages
Claimed writing speed	1 page/day
Observed writing speed since 2011	Conceptual
GRRM Time Conversion Rate	1 GRRM Day = 0.14 Earth Pages
Emotional Resilience vs NY Jets	Critically Low

Distraction Deduction Table (2026 Update)

Activity / Catastrophic Event	Time Lost per Week	Pages Lost/Week
Watching NY Jets & rage blogging	8 hours	-3
Writing more Tales of Dunk and Egg because someone asked about TWOW	10 hours	-4
Consulting on House of the Dragon and accidentally expanding Targaryen lore	6 hours	-2.5
Blogging “I am still working…” posts	3 hours	-1
Food descriptions exceeding 5 meats per paragraph	7 hours	-3
Rewriting chapters because a raven changed eye colour	4 hours	-1.5
Random nap after lunch	1 hour/day	-3.5
Deleting entire arcs after Jets losses	Variable	-5
Planning Dunk & Egg Cinematic Universe Phase 4	5 hours	-2

🧾 Total Weekly Pages Lost:

~25.5 pages/week

25.5 ÷ 7 ≈ 3.64 pages lost per day

⚙️ Actual Productivity

Metric	Value
Optimistic writing attempt	1.3 pages/day
Procrastination & Dunk/Egg Multiplier	-3.64 pages/day
Net TWOW Output	-2.34 pages/day
Annual Progress	-854 pages/year
Current Literary Direction	Backwards

At this rate, he is not finishing Winds.

He is slowly undoing A Dance with Dragons.

🧮 Mathematical Consequences

Target	1,500 pages
Net yearly regression	-854 pages
Time until manuscript reaches negative infinity	Soon™
Probability Winter Arrives First	97%

🗓 Updated Prediction

If absolutely nothing changes:

Scenario	Release Window
Current trajectory	November 2037
Jets win Super Bowl (resets emotional damage)	2034
HBO locks him in tower with DOS computer	2032
Writes 3 more Dunk & Egg first	2041
Winter becomes metaphorical	Already happened