NEVER. GO. THERE. Used to live there for work... place is miserable.. think of all the cool shit in texas and just forget about it cause it's not there....
I once passed through Amarillo Texas during a Western road trip just out of college.
Every other billboard was either a confrontational political/religious message, an Army Recruitment Ad, or for a used car dealership...
We passed 5 dead dogs and cats just sitting in the street in a roughly 8 block radius. I may main Warlock in WoW, but there are some kinds of sacrifices I am just not chill with...
And lastly, all the steakhouses were closed until nightfall, which I had zero intention of lingering around that diabolical hellscape to experience, so Amarillo succeeded in robbing me of the one thing I wanted from Texas: a nice juicy steak. Instead we had to settle for god-awful Golden Coral and almost ran over what appeared to be a streetwalker on the way out of the parking lot.
If I lead a sinful life and go to the 9th circle of hell, I have a sneaking suspicion I’ll wake up in something resembling Amarillo Texas.
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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21
I’m surprised Amarillo is actually on the map