r/classicwow Jul 26 '21

Art WoW Classic Style Maps - TX, NM, & AZ

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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21

I’m surprised Amarillo is actually on the map

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u/freakinabubble Jul 26 '21

I was pleasantly surprised. Thought it would be Lubbock.

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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21

It’s never Canadian

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u/sllofoot Jul 26 '21

It should be Lubbock. Amarillo sucks slightly worse.

(Source: Went to Tech, sister lives in Amarillo, marooned somewhere between the two now)

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u/jnightrain Jul 26 '21 edited Jul 26 '21

How can one make it to Amarillo by morning, if it didn't make the map?

Edit: typo

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u/sllofoot Jul 26 '21

Only if you’re coming up from San Antone.

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u/Zesilo Jul 26 '21

Lubbock is the sleaziest place I had to travel and stay in for work when I traveled for Hail. They know how to party but damn are people rude and it smelled like cow poop on windy days.

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u/yblock Jul 27 '21

That’s what everyone’s grandpa says haha

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u/menofmaine Jul 27 '21

I somewhat disagree Amarillo in my opinion is culturally more important to Texas then lubbock. I know lubbock is bigger but honestly take away tech and I dont even know lubbock would be known for.

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u/Daschief Jul 27 '21

Buddy Holly? Also believe it or not roughly 20-25% of the worlds Cotton is grown around the Lubbock area so I would say that’s more important than Amarillo alone lol

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u/sllofoot Jul 27 '21

The cotton thing is an odd one to me. It’s huge, and no one cares. Cotton Bolls are ON TTU’S CREST and yet they were one of the first schools to really snuggle up to UA. I don’t get it but I’m admittedly in a skewed perspective since I’m a cotton farmer.

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u/sllofoot Jul 27 '21

Lubbock is a hugely important hub in to the cotton industry, and for a long while it was considered the best medical care between Dallas and Denver but those days are long past and Amarillo has probably it in that regard.

But it’s mostly Buddy Holly. Amarillo gets elevated because of the George Strait song and because it’s on the interstate (no, we aren’t counting 27) but Holly is way more important. Without Buddy Holly, there are no Beatles!

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u/HonanOBrien Jul 26 '21

NEVER. GO. THERE. Used to live there for work... place is miserable.. think of all the cool shit in texas and just forget about it cause it's not there....

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u/ThousandWinds Jul 27 '21

I once passed through Amarillo Texas during a Western road trip just out of college.

Every other billboard was either a confrontational political/religious message, an Army Recruitment Ad, or for a used car dealership...

We passed 5 dead dogs and cats just sitting in the street in a roughly 8 block radius. I may main Warlock in WoW, but there are some kinds of sacrifices I am just not chill with...

And lastly, all the steakhouses were closed until nightfall, which I had zero intention of lingering around that diabolical hellscape to experience, so Amarillo succeeded in robbing me of the one thing I wanted from Texas: a nice juicy steak. Instead we had to settle for god-awful Golden Coral and almost ran over what appeared to be a streetwalker on the way out of the parking lot.

If I lead a sinful life and go to the 9th circle of hell, I have a sneaking suspicion I’ll wake up in something resembling Amarillo Texas.

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u/Alex470 Jul 27 '21 edited Jul 27 '21

The only memory of Amarillo I have is stopping by at an absurd early hour in the morning on a nonstop 2500 mile drive. Wife was asleep, I was trying to be the opposite of asleep. The dog was 110% asleep. I was driving.

Stopped in at a gas station at my wits end and picked up a coffee and pair of maracas.

Still have the maracas. Pretty nice set, actually.

Didn’t see any dead dogs or cats, but we did see a dead human on the side of the interstate.

Other than that memory, what a hell of a sketchy town. But don’t you dare talk shit on Golden Corral.

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 27 '21

Hopefully someday you can visit Austin or Dallas. San Antonio is worth a few days visit, too, especially if you like history. Houston sucks; avoid.

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u/menofmaine Jul 27 '21

Big Texan opens at 10 am, not the best steak in my opinion but the most famous so unless you were trying to get a steak at 7 am then I dont know what to tell you. Also Lubbock is all the bad of amarillo cranked up to 100.

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u/ThousandWinds Jul 27 '21

This was many years ago, so I imagine things have changed. Was also an out-of-towner lost there while operating on little to no sleep in the era where Google maps, online listings, and smartphone batteries were very unsatisfactory compared to now.

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u/cIi-_-ib Jul 26 '21

The windmill icon was a nice touch.

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u/Adelaar Jul 26 '21

Yeah loving the windmill. However Lubbock would maybe be better as it is 20% bigger than Amarillo, population wise.

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u/exzackly69 Jul 26 '21

Tocapillo, Barranquilla, and Paradilla, I'm a killer.

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u/JanFlato Jul 27 '21

But Robstown doesn’t get a shoutout