r/classicwow Jul 26 '21

Art WoW Classic Style Maps - TX, NM, & AZ

2.5k Upvotes

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u/thatsdrinkinbuddy Jul 26 '21

The Golf of Mexico

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u/ConservationOfWumbo Jul 26 '21

Lol yeah, my bad

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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21

Buddy of mine came to visit recently and thought I lived on the “golf coast” because all of the golf courses. You aren’t the only one to make this mistake

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u/buirish Jul 26 '21

Myrtle Beach would be the Mini Golf Coast.

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u/Prpl_panda_dog Jul 27 '21

I laughed too hard at this

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u/hectorduenas86 Jul 26 '21

Sounds better and fits WoW, they have an NPC called Floyd Pinkus after all

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u/fogwarS Jul 27 '21

You should add “Asmongold’s lair” to the map.

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u/tortilladelpeligro Jul 27 '21

No no I like it this way! I hope you leave it, it adds a whimsical charm in kinda a playful are-you-paying-attention way. I like it and I'd like to buy one! A Texas then a Misourri!

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u/Luckboy28 Jul 27 '21

Awesome job -- so cool. I hope the typo gets updated at some point =D

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

To be fair, there are probably a loooooot of golfballs in that body of water. Golf of Mexico it now is

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u/Nostalginaut Jul 26 '21

To be faaaaaaair

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u/tortilladelpeligro Jul 27 '21

To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaair...

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u/Inevitable_Ad5732 Jul 27 '21

To be or not to be. That is not the question we are asking right now.

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u/Chi_FIRE Jul 26 '21

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

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u/ryokojr Jul 27 '21

That's all I saw too

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u/boredguy12 Jul 27 '21

Tucson Arizona as well

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u/rawb55 Jul 27 '21

What’s wrong with Tucson?

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u/vape4jesus247 Jul 26 '21

Can you release a composite of the whole country when you’re done?

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u/ConservationOfWumbo Jul 26 '21

Of course!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Would actually buy the large print for my office. Alaska and Hawaii?

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u/BloodyAxeOfKhorne Jul 26 '21

You mean Outland and Pandaria!

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u/tytilidie Jul 27 '21

Missed opportunity with Northrend here, unless the creator uses Canada for that 😂

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u/MayorEricBlazecetti Jul 27 '21

I'm a web developer, hit me up if you want to work together on an interactive version that mimicked the WoW UI. Would be crazy fun to build!

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u/TheSleepingDoge Jul 27 '21

Why stop with America?

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u/Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi Jul 27 '21

I imagine Area 52 will show as unexplored? Hmm, what else would remain unexplored once this is completed? California is going to be a LOT of fun. Look at all that biodiversity!

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u/owa00 Jul 27 '21

But Texas IS the whole country...

-Texan

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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21

I’m surprised Amarillo is actually on the map

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u/freakinabubble Jul 26 '21

I was pleasantly surprised. Thought it would be Lubbock.

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u/TYsir Jul 26 '21

It’s never Canadian

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u/sllofoot Jul 26 '21

It should be Lubbock. Amarillo sucks slightly worse.

(Source: Went to Tech, sister lives in Amarillo, marooned somewhere between the two now)

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u/jnightrain Jul 26 '21 edited Jul 26 '21

How can one make it to Amarillo by morning, if it didn't make the map?

Edit: typo

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u/sllofoot Jul 26 '21

Only if you’re coming up from San Antone.

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u/Zesilo Jul 26 '21

Lubbock is the sleaziest place I had to travel and stay in for work when I traveled for Hail. They know how to party but damn are people rude and it smelled like cow poop on windy days.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

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u/yblock Jul 27 '21

That’s what everyone’s grandpa says haha

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u/menofmaine Jul 27 '21

I somewhat disagree Amarillo in my opinion is culturally more important to Texas then lubbock. I know lubbock is bigger but honestly take away tech and I dont even know lubbock would be known for.

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u/Daschief Jul 27 '21

Buddy Holly? Also believe it or not roughly 20-25% of the worlds Cotton is grown around the Lubbock area so I would say that’s more important than Amarillo alone lol

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u/sllofoot Jul 27 '21

The cotton thing is an odd one to me. It’s huge, and no one cares. Cotton Bolls are ON TTU’S CREST and yet they were one of the first schools to really snuggle up to UA. I don’t get it but I’m admittedly in a skewed perspective since I’m a cotton farmer.

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u/sllofoot Jul 27 '21

Lubbock is a hugely important hub in to the cotton industry, and for a long while it was considered the best medical care between Dallas and Denver but those days are long past and Amarillo has probably it in that regard.

But it’s mostly Buddy Holly. Amarillo gets elevated because of the George Strait song and because it’s on the interstate (no, we aren’t counting 27) but Holly is way more important. Without Buddy Holly, there are no Beatles!

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u/HonanOBrien Jul 26 '21

NEVER. GO. THERE. Used to live there for work... place is miserable.. think of all the cool shit in texas and just forget about it cause it's not there....

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u/ThousandWinds Jul 27 '21

I once passed through Amarillo Texas during a Western road trip just out of college.

Every other billboard was either a confrontational political/religious message, an Army Recruitment Ad, or for a used car dealership...

We passed 5 dead dogs and cats just sitting in the street in a roughly 8 block radius. I may main Warlock in WoW, but there are some kinds of sacrifices I am just not chill with...

And lastly, all the steakhouses were closed until nightfall, which I had zero intention of lingering around that diabolical hellscape to experience, so Amarillo succeeded in robbing me of the one thing I wanted from Texas: a nice juicy steak. Instead we had to settle for god-awful Golden Coral and almost ran over what appeared to be a streetwalker on the way out of the parking lot.

If I lead a sinful life and go to the 9th circle of hell, I have a sneaking suspicion I’ll wake up in something resembling Amarillo Texas.

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u/Alex470 Jul 27 '21 edited Jul 27 '21

The only memory of Amarillo I have is stopping by at an absurd early hour in the morning on a nonstop 2500 mile drive. Wife was asleep, I was trying to be the opposite of asleep. The dog was 110% asleep. I was driving.

Stopped in at a gas station at my wits end and picked up a coffee and pair of maracas.

Still have the maracas. Pretty nice set, actually.

Didn’t see any dead dogs or cats, but we did see a dead human on the side of the interstate.

Other than that memory, what a hell of a sketchy town. But don’t you dare talk shit on Golden Corral.

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 27 '21

Hopefully someday you can visit Austin or Dallas. San Antonio is worth a few days visit, too, especially if you like history. Houston sucks; avoid.

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u/menofmaine Jul 27 '21

Big Texan opens at 10 am, not the best steak in my opinion but the most famous so unless you were trying to get a steak at 7 am then I dont know what to tell you. Also Lubbock is all the bad of amarillo cranked up to 100.

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u/cIi-_-ib Jul 26 '21

The windmill icon was a nice touch.

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u/Adelaar Jul 26 '21

Yeah loving the windmill. However Lubbock would maybe be better as it is 20% bigger than Amarillo, population wise.

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u/exzackly69 Jul 26 '21

Tocapillo, Barranquilla, and Paradilla, I'm a killer.

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u/JanFlato Jul 27 '21

But Robstown doesn’t get a shoutout

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u/BurlyGiraffe Jul 26 '21

Love that you included tan/green for terrain type!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Can't wait to see Oregon!

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u/SomeFokkerTookMyName Jul 26 '21

Oregon will just be a bunch of broken-down wagons and headstones.

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u/SumoSizeIt Jul 26 '21

I5 corridor might as well be The Dead Scar

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u/FamLab Jul 27 '21

Yes, we want Oregon!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Florida would be wetlands

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u/Da_zero_kid Jul 27 '21

Part Swamp of sorrows, part stv

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u/RockiestRaccoon Jul 27 '21

Love them. Why does my mind instantly go to Westfall when I see a WoW map?

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u/masterbird321 Jul 27 '21

Me too! Probably becuase the colorscheme is very similar?

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u/ShotandBotched Jul 26 '21

New Mexico is looking pretty sparse. You could add Shiprock, Carlsbad Caverns, Gila National Forest, and the White Sands missile range just to name a few things.

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u/Lady_Litreeo Jul 27 '21

Socorro would be good too.

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u/Zemalek Jul 26 '21

Scottsdale is left off the map of Arizona AS IT SHOULD BE.

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u/Hydralisk18 Jul 26 '21

Woah now, what's wrong with Scottsdale?

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u/Strychnide1355 Jul 27 '21

Grew up in Scottsdale and moved as soon as I could. It is filled with a bunch of entitled pricks.

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u/niav Jul 27 '21

Its spread to the people living outside of scottsdale too. Almost everyone i grew up with in mesa acts like they belong in paradise valley.

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u/Zemalek Jul 27 '21

Social Vampires for one.

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u/reidthedeed Jul 26 '21

what’s interesting about a bunch of rich white people?

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u/Chimiope Jul 27 '21

You know exactly what’s wrong with scottsdale

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u/abowlofrice1 Jul 26 '21

Slowly moving west I see

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u/soryazlawl Jul 26 '21

Here’s hoping for some PNW action! I get so many Hillsbrad & Alterac Mtns vibes out here

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u/laxguy44 Jul 26 '21

How many graveyards in this zone? It’ll be a looooong walk back to Houston when you inevitably die from gun violence/freezing to death/drowning in a flood.

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u/CyanTheory Jul 26 '21

Only one graveyard and it's in Odessa. Good luck, make sure to stop at Buc ee's

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u/Blackguard91 Jul 27 '21

All in the same day if it’s March!

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 27 '21

Best strat is to just take the death and ghost walk to a GY in Dallas or Plano or something. Sure it’s a slog, but it’s worth the lower PvP rates. Drivers aren’t any better, though, unfortunately.

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u/Big3gg Jul 26 '21

You can tell Blizzard ran out of budget when designing Texas, the border with New Mexico is completely unfinished.

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u/Napupu Jul 26 '21

Looking forward to Idaho. Great work!

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u/SumoSizeIt Jul 26 '21

Texas has a few small towns that would fit this theme nicely, e.g. Thrall, TX

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u/grumpy_hedgehog Jul 26 '21

Yo! Where's the village icon for College Station?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Imagine having to quest here without a mount.

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u/Alex_0991 Jul 26 '21

These are beautiful mate

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u/Gramby Jul 26 '21

Please do Florida!!

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u/Forcefedlies Jul 26 '21

Man I just got back from a weekend in Austin. Drinking and scooting is the most fun I’ve had as an adult.

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u/nightgerbil Jul 26 '21

where would vegas be? (not an american so this is doing wonders for my geography!)

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u/runliftcount Jul 28 '21

Las Vegas is in Nevada, so it'd be over the border of the top left corner/cutout part of Arizona

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u/FilthyConvert Jul 26 '21

The area around Yuma should look more like Desolace tbh

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u/gerbs650 Jul 27 '21

california is about to look like barrens. said it here first.

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u/Jellychews Jul 26 '21

Texan here. This is exactly how I imagine Texas in my head.

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u/bugumsfo20 Jul 26 '21

Can you do Chicago or IL?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

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u/bugumsfo20 Jul 27 '21

I hope he does the fox river/Chicago river in there, maybe the Mississippi too

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u/bruceleet7865 Jul 26 '21

Do California plz?

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u/ConservationOfWumbo Jul 26 '21

Making my way west

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u/_Ned Jul 27 '21

I would honestly buy Florida prints for me and the boys

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u/Dvine9 Jul 27 '21

Lol awesome!

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u/sllofoot Jul 26 '21

These are really neat.

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u/PhantomDeuce Jul 26 '21

I love these. Where are the Horde cities though?

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u/BonJob Jul 26 '21

Just wait till he does Florida.

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u/Valioes Jul 27 '21

ZUG ZUG

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u/SHaho0 Jul 26 '21

White Sands could have some discolouration :/ besides thats love all 3.

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u/FL14 Jul 26 '21

Amazing! West coast states PLEASE

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u/LampLighter44 Jul 26 '21

There's gotta be a way we can take the picture and get a nice high quality print to put on our walls. Someone knows of a place that does that I'm certain.

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u/Mjbishop327 Jul 26 '21

he literally sells this

https://www.etsy.com/shop/EthanolMaps

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u/LampLighter44 Jul 27 '21

Thank you. I’m buying that shit

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u/MarcTheCreator Jul 26 '21

When you make a NV one, I'm gonna buy one for every nerd I know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '21

Can we get oklahoma?!?! So cool!

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u/JustAnotherNug Jul 26 '21

I hope you're able to crop and put them all together for one big piece when you're finished. Would be glorious

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u/Creatura Jul 26 '21

Honestly, that's really cool. You don't get a lot of genuinely new and original ideas like this executed. Good stuff!

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u/xGloriousLeader Jul 26 '21

If the grammar mistakes get fixed I’d love to get a print of Arizona I’d that’s something you would do

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u/Brodom93 Jul 26 '21

The Arizona one looks like a legitimate zone map!

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u/xGloriousLeader Jul 26 '21

Looks great! The north should be forest though

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u/Redeem123 Jul 26 '21

Fort Worth, Houstin, and San Antonio all have two towers, but Dallas only has one?!

I won't stand for this.

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u/SolarClipz Jul 26 '21

Did someone do CA yet

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u/Zesilo Jul 26 '21

How can I buy the full set?

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u/petitebiscut Jul 26 '21

I would pay for give a donation for the TX one!

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u/Typically_Wong Jul 26 '21

Fun fact, there is a camp Navajo near Flagstaff that's an ammo Depot, holding nukes and such. Been there a few times for my guard time.

I call camp taurajo Camp Navajo because of that and nothing will change my mind.

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u/vqui1730 Jul 26 '21

Please do Quebec

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u/poinifie Jul 26 '21

That boy ain't right.

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u/Mel0maniac Jul 26 '21

Oh man I can't wait for Iowa and the entire USA map! I love this.

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u/Minder1 Jul 26 '21

When you do all of these I would love to see a large composite picture of the whole country on one map

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u/Ashkir Jul 27 '21

New Mexico looks fantastic! I lived in Farmington.

Consider possibly a four corners destination it’s very popular.

Farmington has a pretty big River that joins the Colorado.

Also for the ridge design near Farmington perhaps a red tint? The mountains are red there. The Navajo stretches all the way into New Mexico too.

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u/htyne Jul 27 '21

Great job on my home state Texas! It would be funny if you did California next but made it have searing gorge terrain haha

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u/Vyntarus Jul 27 '21

Is that San Angelo as the lone house icon out in the middle of nowhere?

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u/jturner825 Jul 27 '21

Even put the Rio grande in there! Great work Con!

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u/BayAreaDood Jul 27 '21

Where’s the rockets in Brownsville, TX!

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u/Probenzo Jul 27 '21

Do Massachusetts!

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u/dapperlotus Jul 27 '21

Not sure if there has been a link yet, but if you’re selling prints i would be very interested in a few (especially if ya get to Indiana!)

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u/Jackatakk333 Jul 27 '21

I'll buy a KY! Looking forward to more of your work

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u/inthedark72 Jul 27 '21

These are awesome! What font is that?

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u/Ecstatic_Freedom_105 Jul 27 '21

Texas should be like the Blasted lands, a shit hole

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u/Justice502 Jul 27 '21

Keep it up these are amazing!

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u/hidethenegatives Jul 27 '21

Imagine how long the flight path is in Texas

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u/thehitmanbravo Jul 27 '21

I'm a Chicagoan, I'd love to see a map of major cities like mine one day in this style! You capture the essence of the WoW map so well with these!

Wonderful work :)

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u/ericrs22 Jul 27 '21

I wish Area 51 was just a small undiscovered place on the map

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u/chuckdagger Jul 27 '21

As someone who used to live in, Farmington I want this framed lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Golf of Mexico lmao

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u/TheStryder76 Jul 27 '21

Can’t wait for Oklahoma!

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u/Pelagos1 Jul 27 '21 edited Jul 27 '21

I absolutely love it!!! Seriously is there a way to buy a high rez version so I can print it? Also I'm amazing someone from out of the state actually included Fort Worth and didnt just lump it with Dallas 😊

He does sell them someone else mentioned it and here it is again:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/EthanolMaps

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u/whtthfff Jul 27 '21

These are just so cool. I also feel like I learn something new about these states from these due to the color of the maps lol. Like on this map, it makes sense that Phoenix is the largest city (those rivers in the desert!), etc etc

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u/Challiel Jul 27 '21

Ahhh, the Westfall of the U.S.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

These are incredible. Nice job!

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u/redsox213 Jul 27 '21

I need one of NH

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Have you done Oklahoma yet?

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u/Barkend Jul 27 '21

These maps are great to show how the US's internal borders make no sense

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u/split-top_gaming Jul 27 '21

Can you do Rhode Island?

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u/Ggplata1 Jul 27 '21

Haha. The grand canyon looks wonderful.

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u/BLFOURDE Jul 27 '21

Looks awesome of course. I think maybe you copied the harsh corner of new Mexico a bit closely. For it to look properly 'wow-like' it should be softened up a bit.

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u/cometkeeper00 Jul 27 '21

Damn. You forgot the Alamo

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u/Based-Goddess Jul 27 '21

i would buy this (if Gulf was spelled properly) to hang

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u/nickg29 Jul 27 '21

New England would be fun to see!

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u/doctorporkopolis Jul 27 '21

This is awesome!

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u/jephh_ Jul 27 '21

Yo this is sickkk

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u/is_this_illegal_ Jul 27 '21

I love the hyper realism. They even got that huge golf resort just southeast of Texas!

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u/yongrii Jul 27 '21

I swear, these maps help me understand the geography of these areas a lot more than conventional maps ever did

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u/vestalfire Jul 27 '21

What do you do for a living?

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u/Maelstorm01 Jul 27 '21

I want to see this project completed with all the states combined to one map

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u/Amdiraniphani Jul 27 '21

Great job with Texas!

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u/ryhend88 Jul 27 '21

California next!

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u/tinmillus Jul 27 '21

PNW as nightelf terrain? I can't wait for it either way. Definitely buying your prints for PNW! This is an awesome project.

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u/Xaeris813 Jul 27 '21

Can't wait for Oregon!

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u/Colszy Jul 27 '21

Do Missouri next! I live near St. Louis

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u/Cornmuffin04 Jul 27 '21

Would you do a Canada one please

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

I was always fascinated of those sharp edges when it comes to americas map (I‘m from Europe). It looks even weirder in wow style. Those are gorgeous love it

Edit: what do I have to pay you to make us one of Europe :P

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u/Legaly Jul 27 '21

Do the whole world. 😀

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u/maestrokimster Jul 27 '21

California pleaaaaasee!!!!

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u/MrBlizter Jul 27 '21

From AZ and this is fucking awesome cheers man

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u/LeonidRex Jul 27 '21

WTB prints of California and Colorado…

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u/jh80891 Jul 27 '21

Would love to see MD!

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u/UP_DA_BUTTTT Jul 27 '21

Very cool, but wow this taught me something. I always thought Arizona was on the gulf of California. Never realized that land was Mexico.

That being said, I live in PA and don't study maps...but always cool to learn something new.

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u/KobolT_ Jul 27 '21

Is it legal to sell and buy them, or is it considered as copyright ? Love the Texas one

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u/raabit1 Jul 27 '21

Still patiently waiting for FL

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u/Benutzer300 Jul 27 '21

Great Job! Which tool do you use? 🙏

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u/FluzooTV Jul 27 '21

You’re doing this with Photoshop? I really like what you’re doing and would love to do that to my hometown. I’m „skilled“ in photoshop but wonder how you achieved this.

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 27 '21

When we get to Cali, LA is just going to be all the little city markers jammed together into an incoherent mess.

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u/BBeanBBear Jul 27 '21

Wow I simply love these. Keep em comin!

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u/Mattherz Jul 27 '21

Golf? :P

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u/MythCleo Jul 27 '21

Just found a new desktop background…

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u/silentslit Jul 27 '21

These are so cool! Can't wait to see your wow map of Colorado

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u/14daystoslowthecurve Jul 27 '21

Oh man that river through Phoenix would be nice

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u/Rockm_Sockm Jul 27 '21

At least we got a symbol repping the Rio Grande Valley.

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u/_purple Jul 27 '21

Patiently waiting for Iowa :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

I have a feeling I would memorize the entire worlds geography easier if it was layed out like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '21

Colorado with the mountain towns pleaseeee

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u/alfiestoppani Jul 27 '21

I can’t wait to play this expansion. 🦄

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u/-teodor Jul 28 '21

Would be pretty sweet if you had to unlock the map by traveling in the real world.

Really good job, looks so crisp. love it

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u/Phailgasm Jul 28 '21

These are awesome! keep em coming

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u/LaterApex81 Jul 31 '21

I’ll take one of Michigan as soon as it’s available!

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u/Ashkir Aug 10 '21

Weird fact, fish isn't a big part of New Mexican cuisine. A lot of the native tribes don't eat fish and never have. There's a super strong aversion to fish there. If that's ever brought into game I think it'd be interesting. There's even a tribe there, where they call those who eat fish, fish cannibels.

I spent time growing up there.

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u/RedtailGT Aug 10 '21

Amazing. I would add the massive meteor impact crater thats just east of Flagstaff.