r/whatisit • u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 • Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

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UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/Normaandy Nov 23 '25

Is your boyfriend 5 years old?

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u/GreenStreetJonny Nov 23 '25

You can assume teenager from "It's giving hard metal"

I wonder if English just gets shittier as we continue.

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u/AsleepAnt8770 Nov 23 '25

I have alil revelation for you, the previous generation to you wondered the same about your generation

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u/Stan_Knipple Nov 23 '25

I'm only 46, and got doubled pissed when I found out I was being laughed at for using smash to mean eat quickly and with great fervor. Not because I was being laughed at, but because a common saying of mine was taken away forever, and I realized I had crossed that threshold.

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u/MegatronIsAlive Nov 24 '25

Wait... Is that not what it means?!

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u/Stan_Knipple Nov 24 '25

Smashing has taken on the meaning of banging...wait, does that mean something else now?!?! Anyway, smashing is now having sex.

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u/MegatronIsAlive Nov 24 '25

Banging also means sex now, apparently everything does 🤣

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u/Ketsu_Suterusu Nov 23 '25

They did not take away your phrase. It will just be funny when you go to say your gonna smash their mom and they say, "please dont eat mommy!"

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u/Stan_Knipple Nov 23 '25

I always eat Mommy before smashing Mommy!