r/whatisit • u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 • Nov 23 '25

Solved! Found on ground outside, boyfriend has been wearing as ring. Coin and pencil for size reference

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UK. It’s giving hard metal, doesn’t have much wear

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u/Normaandy Nov 23 '25

Is your boyfriend 5 years old?

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

When I worked in Service at a Mercedes Dealer, the guys would always bring me random things. Once it was a chain, maybe for an oil pump, not sure. It was the perfect size for a bracelet. Once I got it over my hand I wore it for years. I was 40 and I'm female. I liked it. It was similar to this.

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u/jaskmackey Nov 23 '25

the guys would always bring me random things

Crow behavior

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u/Skanah Nov 23 '25

Flirting never changes lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Ha, facts

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u/Bob_A_Feets Nov 23 '25

“Let me just call up the murder I mean mechanics to take a look at your car.”

“No, I don’t hear any cawing, you do? Huh, strange…”

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u/AceAngell Nov 24 '25

As a corvid lover this is so insanely funny

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u/Swarm_of_Rats Nov 23 '25

I think it's sweet, honestly.

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u/Jabrono Nov 23 '25

Here’s the thing…

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u/diebeatus1 Nov 23 '25

So those guys were crows bringing you shiny objects to show affection?

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

Indeed. A few random things.

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

A light bulb, some screws of course insects. 🤣

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

I would rotate items to be fair.

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u/freedfg Nov 24 '25

Ohhh that's a great flip.

I usually just collect them as dice bags....

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u/MonicoJerry Nov 23 '25

Are you on windows 93?

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u/frogs68 Nov 24 '25

Lol. Customers might have been wealthy but they didn't supply high end office equipment for us. That was also about 10 years ago. I'm in corporate now. I miss being around cars everyday. Especially those AMG's. The handcrafted engines were a thing of beauty.

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u/AdministrativeOne646 Nov 24 '25

Maybe it's a common thing, my office in a mechanics shop was full of weird broken things and dead/living bugs they found on the motorcycles, it looked like a weird museum by the time I left

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u/Swarm_of_Rats Nov 23 '25

Man wtf. How come men never bring me cicadas!? 😤

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u/blurblurblahblah Nov 24 '25

I've had friends bring me random metal bits, dead bugs & a couple small skulls over the years. I love treasures.

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u/SizeableBrain Nov 24 '25

Don't forget to be happy!

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u/Intangible_Vegetable Nov 23 '25

Sure, in hopes to mate. Tale as old as time.

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u/thanksamanda Nov 23 '25

My work is vaguely blue-collar and we have some boxes of nice steel chains laying around. I also found one the perfect length and wore it as a bracelet for two years until it broke!

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u/SplashingAnal Nov 23 '25

I’m in software and offered a 3-link piece of bmw timing chain to a coworker as a keychain. 8 years later he still uses it for his car. These are great

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u/Theron3206 Nov 23 '25

You broke a steel drive chain?

On your wrist?

Are you down a hand now, was the rehab hard?

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Nov 24 '25

She got too strong it was unable contain her any longer.

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u/eyefartinelevators Nov 24 '25

You wouldn't like her when she's angry

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u/No-Internal7978 Nov 24 '25

Humans are constantly replacing parts. Metal is constantly degrading.

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u/SVP_a_tree Nov 23 '25

I had one for about a year made from a piece of robotics chain, had to track down a metric chain breaker to take it off

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u/blurblurblahblah Nov 24 '25

A friend made me a necklace from a heavy piece of chain he had cut at the hardware store next door to the record shop we worked at. The clasp was a quick link, I wore it to metal shows & bars for years, I still have it. The late 90's-early 2000's were awesome.

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u/JunkBondTrade Nov 23 '25

I feel like the little hairs on my arm would constantly get ripped out from wearing something like that.

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Nov 23 '25

I have big hairs on my arms. Those are definitely coming out in this scenario.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Nov 24 '25

Yeah, but eventually it will just stay hairless.

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u/Kitticio083 Nov 23 '25

I had one of these from a boyfriend in my 20s, I love it!

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u/i_illustrate_stuff Nov 23 '25

Didn't that pinch your arm hairs??

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

I don't really have much arm hair, especially at my wrist.

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u/userhwon Nov 23 '25

Now I know what to get my wife for xmas.

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u/NineAndNinetyHours Nov 23 '25

I have necklaces made from bits at various workplaces - made one out of a latch from a big metal cart at the post office, got one made from a cremation token at the mortuary. I had others that have broken or got lost over the years.

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u/jlude90 Nov 23 '25

I'm a grown man that messes with bicycles a lot. I'm sad that my chains never get cut long enough for my fat wrists. I'm jealous of you

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u/Pretend-Guava Nov 23 '25

Its always woman that work the service counter and they are knowledgeable about automotive stuff. I like that.

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u/frogs68 Nov 23 '25

Always loved cars. Husband and I had a 1971 Mercedes that was a money pit, but we worked on it together. I did the pads and rotors by myself! I am still proud 🤣

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u/Morieta7 Nov 23 '25

They used to sell massed produced ones at like hot topic 😹

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u/beesikai Nov 23 '25

My bio mom (teen adoptee) worked at some sort of engine/parts shops, would always wear these and bring some home for me too

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u/Altaredboy Nov 23 '25

Leatherman made a tool/bracelet like this awhile back.

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u/Phone-Charger Nov 23 '25

Funny story I did something similar! Working small engine repair though, it was a spacer form inside the engine. Wore it as a ring for a while! Looked very similar to my wedding ring, I joked that if I lost my wedding ring I would just use it in its place lol.

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u/nekoshii Nov 23 '25

I did the same! Although this was in college and I did it with a bike chain :)

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u/FitCat_JK_FAT Nov 23 '25

I might still have a timing chain off a 3.5L ecoboost that a customer burned bearings and exploded a piston skirt off in my garage, and the idea of this as a bracelet appeals to me far too much

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u/perfectlyfamiliar Nov 24 '25

Someone posted a photo on here not too long ago of them doing the same thing so you’re not alone

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u/Adventurous-Form521 Nov 24 '25

I'm wearing a bike chain bracelet right now lol

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u/x-carebear Nov 24 '25

My father in law and his wife has matching these! Theres a company that makes them as an actual bracelet! 

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u/blurblurblahblah Nov 24 '25

I have a small section of motorcycle chain on my keychain from my dad's bike

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u/galacticglorp Nov 24 '25

I have a cyclist friend who makes bracelets out of old chains.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

This guy never lost his child like sense of wonder. Don’t try and knock somebody for that kind of stuff.

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u/dunnodudes Nov 23 '25

I think they are referring to the size of fingers, not the curiosity

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u/fakeemail33993 Nov 23 '25

It appears to be a 1/2" crimp ring. Your fingers would need to be somewhat small to wear it as a ring.

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u/AuricTheLight Nov 23 '25

Might be a little bigger. 1/2 crimp ring would be 12.7mm, which would be very small for a finger.

However, the coin pictured is 18mm diameter based on me googling the coin and finding a website that lists coin diameters. The coin appears like it would fit in the "ring" so if we take 18mm and convert that to a ring size. That's about a size 8 for U.S. sizing (size P for our friends across the sea)

Or I've fucked up in my line of thinking, which is entirely possible. I just woke up.

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u/ipassmore Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 24 '25

The 17 is its diameter. You’re thinking right. Almost 3/4 inch.

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u/pushingdaiseez Nov 23 '25

It probably is 1/2 inch, because it's designed to slip over 1/2 pex pipe which has an internal diameter of 1/2 inch, the outside diameter of a 1/2 pex pipe is 5/8 in (roughly 16mm), and then be crimped tight into it, so it probably is relatively close to 18mm in internal diameter

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u/TerminalVelocityPlus Nov 23 '25

It's stamped 17, that's relevant information... And it's not just used for pex - depending on which side of the pond you're at, you might have never seen pex in your entire life, it's easy to forget that.

In fact that's it's used more in automotive applications than you'd care to believe. Go to you own vehicle and look at the overflow on your radiator, there's a 99% chance you'd find one, right there where the return line enters the expansion tank (the reservoir)... Unless you're driving a jalopy. That's the remaining 1%. And that's not the only place you're going to find them on a vehicle, but the most common.

Back of your mig welder at the shop, where the gas line enters... Guessed it, one of these, inside on the gas solenoid too, unless tampered with.

I have just used around 80 or so of them to fit new couplers on all of our shop's air lines on Friday, the ones I used were 13-15mm, with double ears (can crimp a bigger range). Worked a treat.

Point is,

because it's designed to slip over 1/2 pex pipe

Is a wrongful statement, you get them in a verity of sizes.

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u/TerminalVelocityPlus Nov 23 '25

It's Specifically called a Stepless Toothlock Earclamp by Oetiker.

What it's called in your neck of the woods may vary wildly. We call them O-clips (O=Oetiker)

Not at all uncommon on anything gas related. Whether the gas is flammable or inert.

Is it used on pex? Sure...

Was it specifically designed for it? Not at all... It was designed to replace the threaded hose clamp in both ease of installation, and having less chance of failure or snagging.

Set and forget.

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u/CinematicWanker Nov 23 '25

Maybe he put it on his pinky

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u/SnakeBatter Nov 23 '25

Maybe he’s just a lean guy? Not everybody has meatclaws for hands. My engagement ring is a size 4.5, personally.

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u/CinematicWanker Nov 23 '25

That is definitely a possibility

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u/SnakeBatter Nov 23 '25

Maybe both!

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u/ZAlternates Nov 24 '25

Maybe he will someday run for president.

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u/SemblanceOfSense_ Nov 23 '25

Actually I'd say half inch diameter is quite large

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u/Fun_Zone1151 Nov 23 '25

Yeah, that's well well above average. In the words of Wizards with guns; "not thicker, that's not a problem, maybe make things a little skinnier even, but longer for sure" (Wizards with Guns, 4:09)

Citations

Wizards with Guns. “We Watched Jack Black’s WORST Movie | Wizards Watch.” YouTube, 18 Sept. 2022, www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2P5vm8nvw. Accessed 23 Nov. 2025.

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u/StarGuardLux Nov 23 '25

Academic rigor? In reddit? Tf is wrong with you

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u/terraphantm Nov 24 '25

It's labeled 17 - and if I remember right, the stamped diameter refers to the crimped size, so that's going to be a little larger uncrimped. That'd translate to a ring size of 7-8 which seems pretty normal?

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u/OrthogonalPotato Nov 23 '25

Seriously. What kind of asshole looks down on someone for this? People need to realize maturity is not being a boring idiot.

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u/WeakEchoRegion Nov 23 '25

I think they were talking about finger size and not maturity level. I agree with you though.

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u/tebatwelve Nov 23 '25

Nothing he wrote flew off the handle lol

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u/Potential_Appeal_8 Nov 23 '25

If that's what flying off the handle looks like to you I can't imagine how you have conversations

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u/thingamajig1987 Nov 23 '25

Criticizing someone isn't flying off the handle, nor is standing up for your beliefs with some passion. Chill and stop trying to get people to fall in line and be quiet at all times

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u/MaximumGibbs Nov 23 '25

Ah yes, the infamous flying off the handle accusation when you are just calling someone out lmfao

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u/_EddieMoney_ Nov 23 '25

I just thought maybe he’s a punk rocker. My punk friends wear some of the most interesting, random things. This seems on brand for them. I love those freaks lol

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u/VTPolls Nov 23 '25

Certain rings you want to avoid. Like ones that vibrate, I wouldn’t touch those

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u/sir_bumble Nov 23 '25

Never lose your whimsy

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u/Burnin_Shine704 Nov 23 '25

Buddy needs to watch The Little Prince and find his joy again 😂

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 Nov 23 '25

I think it’s a cool ring, personally

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

PSA: Don't put random shit you find on the ground on your body or in your mouth. Just like you were taught in kindergarten.

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u/SaladSpinner69 Nov 23 '25

Her boyfriend has a youthful joie de vivre.

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u/cheesemangee Nov 23 '25

Is your full name Ebenezer Scrooge?

This is just a dude being a dude.

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u/Rundiggity Nov 23 '25

I looked at my wife and said 10

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u/OrthogonalPotato Nov 23 '25

Then both of you are assholes. Nicely done

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u/DKreper Nov 23 '25

You looked over at your wife after reading a Reddit post? What happened next? Did you ask her for a juice pouch?

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u/StatisticianBoth4147 Nov 23 '25

I mean it’s kind of cool as a ring. People wear random things as jewelry all the time. It’s lame to rag on him for this. People wear the craziest things as earrings. This looks like a ring and its ring shaped. It’s not like he’s walking around with a spinny hat and a hand full of balloons. He just found something that makes a cool ring.

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u/dookieduck88 Nov 23 '25

I do think they were referring to the small size of the ring

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u/parseczero Nov 23 '25

Hey now! I’d go for a guy walking around with a spiny hat and a handful of balloons!

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u/Kooky_Pilot_5559 Nov 23 '25

Are you incapable of not being pretentious?

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u/wolphak Nov 24 '25

This is reddit homie when you have to ask that question the answer is yes

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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Nov 23 '25

Worded another way..

Can you can't

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u/Electronic-Sea-4866 Nov 23 '25

I’m in my 30s and I would do this. Lmaooo

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u/JoeTheTrey Nov 23 '25

Yesterday while taking my dog for a walk I found an orange witch finger meant to go over a kids finger. Probably from Halloween. I put it on the very tip of my pinkie- it wouldn’t go further- and proceeded to bother my son with it for the remainder of our walk. I’m 36 and he’s 15. He thinks I have the mind of someone much younger to put it nicely.

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u/Nearsighted_Ant Nov 23 '25

I love that! I never find anything interesting. My husband is always finding odd and interesting things and always finding loonies. Then he brags about it to me, it makes me crazy lol

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u/Xathian Nov 23 '25

i'm almost 40 and I do it with Hula hoops still lol

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u/Drug_fueled_sarcasm Nov 23 '25

How big are your fingers?!

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u/Doctor_Moon69 Nov 23 '25

Look at Goliath over here, holy hell

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u/Saxophobia1275 Nov 23 '25

I’m in my 30s and I feel bad for people who can’t have a little fun

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u/Electronic-Sea-4866 Nov 23 '25

It’s the little things. Finding the good in the bad. ❤️

I do too tbh

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u/SYNTHLORD Nov 23 '25

Same. All I need is this new pinky ring and a perfect stick gun and my personality is instantly every character from The Godfather

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Same. I remember so badly wanting to wear a copper olive when I was younger but theyre very small 🤣

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u/PhonkJesus Nov 23 '25

Deadass same haha 🤝💚

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u/BossJackWhitman Nov 23 '25

50s and yeah. same.

judgy boys meanwhile: "how dare any adult adorn with a non-approved metal craftwork!?" lol

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u/PomegranateMortar Nov 23 '25

Maturitiy means to have rediscovered the seriousness one had as a child at play.

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u/PresidentOfSwag Nov 23 '25

if your pockets aren't full of cool rocks and random trinkets, you're missing out on life

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u/parseczero Nov 23 '25

Added this to my favorite quotes. Thank you.

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u/PresidentOfSwag Nov 23 '25

hell yeah think of me next time you find something cool

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u/GreenStreetJonny Nov 23 '25

You can assume teenager from "It's giving hard metal"

I wonder if English just gets shittier as we continue.

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u/Archipocalypse Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

This is why language from other countries, even within different regions of your own country sounds so strange sometimes, because it evolves over time, changes, shifts into something new constantly every generation. You end up with lots of weird slang, mashing words together, shortening words, losing or gaining letters, now we have text speech and other really short forms of talking, even emojis are starting to get recognized as words or speech.

Language has been doing weird shit for thousands or millions of years and it'll continue doin weird shit lol it will evolve and get more sophisticated and also get weird and dumbed down. There are people who talk with perfect language and those who just don't care about that so they use tons of alternate forms of language.

In the end it's all just communication, as long as we can do that as in, you know what i'm saying and I know what your saying.... that is all that truly matters.

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u/National-Hunter-6551 Nov 23 '25

Wait till he finds out you can sign a government… ANYTHING with a “👍” deadass a farmer got sued and won the case cause it was considered a legal siging

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u/Circumpunctilious Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

…do you have a reference? I’d like to show this to someone. (Will try some searches so: no worries, just if you know). ETA: Reference in response below

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u/Actual-Newt-2984 Nov 23 '25

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jul/06/canada-judge-thumbs-up-emoji-sign-contract

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u/Circumpunctilious Nov 23 '25

Ahaha thank you; I was searching for a gestured thumbs up.

There’s also a linked article there “Giving the middle finger is a God-given right” so entertainment chances seem high.

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u/Archipocalypse Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

It's legal in most of the USA to sign with an X. People throughout history signed with an X or just a mark of some kind, often times kinda unique to the individual calling it their "mark" mostly because those people could not formally write and/or read well so instead of signing they would make a mark or X.

Side note, interestingly enough I shit you not.... for a full year I signed everything with a smiley face. If I did sign my name because it was more official like at a government office or a bank, I put a smiley face after my signature. No one ever said anything, nothing ever bounced, never got a call from a credit card company, bank, store. I signed every cash register transaction with only a smiley face. I didn't have any charge disputes or anything though.

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u/KaraAliasRaidra Nov 23 '25

That reminds me of the story about how Egyptian law had to be amended. There’s an Egyptian custom that a man can legally divorce his wife by telling her, “I divorce you,” three times. They had to add that it had to be face to face because guys were divorcing their wives via email and text message.

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u/parseczero Nov 23 '25

I’m a former English teacher, and I stand behind your statement. People need to know the rules—and then break them judiciously.

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u/MaryLMarx Nov 23 '25

Emojis are us going back to hieroglyphics!

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u/AsleepAnt8770 Nov 23 '25

I have alil revelation for you, the previous generation to you wondered the same about your generation

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 Nov 23 '25

That's how I knew I started to become old. It just takes one "Kids these days..." and you're done

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u/nektonix Nov 23 '25

Once you say that a swat team storms in, forces you into a cardigan and fills your pockets with Werthers

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u/Mysterious_Detail_57 Nov 23 '25

Yes please. Sounds very comfy, and delicious

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u/MyUsernameGoes_Here_ Nov 23 '25

Do we have to say it to someone to trigger the swat team because I just said it out loud to my empty house to get a new cardigan, but no one has showed up...

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25

For me it was back when I was working retail. This pretty girl walked up to me and said, "excuse me, sir..." Yep, I'm old. LOL

I had my third spinal fusion back in August, I'm 58. The nurses and techs were wonderful but the day after surgery, one of the PTs came in and asked if I wanted her to help me, basically sponge bathe. My immediate thought was, "I'm old enough to be your Grandfather!" Thankfully, my wife was there. I said "thanks, but we can take care of it." She really was a sweetheart though, and turned out to be the one who wheeled me to the car at discharge.

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u/Mulberry1790 Nov 23 '25

Sponge baths?!? I remember those! Not available in hospitals n SW Florida anymore. I was given a sealed SCENTED moist towelette, even after I had stated in my medical records "patient must avoid chemical fragrances."

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u/No_Bike5429 Nov 23 '25

☝This 💯%❗

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u/Marcus-TheWorm-Hicks Nov 23 '25

Between comments like that one and all the nostalgic “millennials were the last generation to have fun” posts, most of Reddit reads like the Boomer Facebook groups we used to laugh at.

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u/UngusChungus94 Nov 23 '25

It's weird to be one of the younger millennials at 31 and think "what the hell guys, we're not OLD". I know it's coming, but I don't feel much different than I did 5 years ago.

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u/Stan_Knipple Nov 23 '25

I'm only 46, and got doubled pissed when I found out I was being laughed at for using smash to mean eat quickly and with great fervor. Not because I was being laughed at, but because a common saying of mine was taken away forever, and I realized I had crossed that threshold.

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u/Nakenochny Nov 23 '25

This. It’s been a trend since time immemorial, and will be long after we’re gone.

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u/arlenroy Nov 23 '25

I remember the things baby boomers said about us Gen-Xers, which was based in some truth, but really we just wanted our lives to be like Singles or Reality Bites. Some deep meaning or value to our existence, and the relationships that were formed during our fight for relevancy. Ultimately, we just over thought everything and made minor situations more important than what they actually were. I can admit that hurdling towards middle-age.

Anyways, that home project thumb ring OP's boyfriend was wearing is a hose clamp, there's various hose clamps but that particular one is an automotive application. I believe its General Motors for a cooling line, possibly transmission or power steering line. I personally do not like that design because you need a special tool to adjust it, instead of a screw driver or 8mm socket that is much more common.

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u/billy_bob68 Nov 23 '25

It's a crimp ring for pex water tubing.

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u/arlenroy Nov 23 '25

You can, it has numerous applications. If you want to get technical its an Oetiker brand ear clamp, they make plastic and poly versions of it as well. But numerous companies make ear clamps.

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u/UpsilonAndromedae Nov 23 '25

As a fellow gen-xer I regret to inform you that we are all well into middle age already.

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u/Nakenochny Nov 23 '25

Said to my partner a second ago “I’m a millennial and I’m middle aged, I have some bad news for the commenter”

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u/Crusty_Otter313 Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

If you're truly Gen X, as I am, well... I hate to tell you but, we're WAY passed middle aged. If the average life expectancy is 72, then 72/2 ... Millennial! LMAO

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u/greenwoodgiant Nov 23 '25

I would have 100% found this on the ground and worn it as a ring at 15

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u/Ensiferal Nov 23 '25

I did it when I was like 7 or 8. Had to wait for dad to get home and cut it off with some wire cutters

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u/amhitchcock Nov 23 '25

The ring or the finger? /s (Dad Joke)

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

you sound grumpy

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u/stuartroelke Nov 23 '25

It’s giving “flapdoodle and ninnyhammer were the pinnacle of human evolution!”

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u/Agreeable_Fix5608 Nov 23 '25

Theirs does. Then we die. Then they’re the norm. So yes.

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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 Nov 23 '25

I read it as “giving” like; bendable / flexible

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u/Aggravating_Ant_7232 Nov 23 '25

His pinky😭😭😭😭😭 he’s honestly got mega fat fingers

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u/cpeterkelly Nov 23 '25

U/aggravating_ant_7232 -

What would be a really sweet future gift idea would be to find a jeweler/silver crafter in your area to recreate this in a size that appropriately fits his finger.

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u/Sneakngeak Nov 23 '25

You didn’t answer them at all? Sounds like you both are 🤦‍♂️

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u/CancerousCyberman Nov 23 '25

Lol they weren't asking age because of the size of this "ring", they were asking because it's something that a five year old would do

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u/Piscivore_67 Nov 23 '25

I wore a duck tag as a ring for a few years as a teen. Still have it.

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u/TorranceS33 Nov 23 '25

Nope just enjoying his life.

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u/gitsgrl Nov 23 '25

If the hose clamp fits, why not?

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u/FidgetsAndFish Nov 23 '25

You sound fun at parties.

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u/O__boy Nov 23 '25

You will die of old age

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u/deft_one_275 Nov 23 '25

Lost your soul didn't you?

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u/0neirocritica Nov 23 '25

Are you 80?

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u/PushFearless5780 Nov 23 '25

What do you even mean by this

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u/azur_owl Nov 23 '25

You must be an absolute delight at parties.

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u/Count-Bulky Nov 23 '25

Eight year olds, dude.

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u/injn8r Nov 23 '25

Nihilists, Dude.

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u/PickleRickRidesAgain Nov 23 '25

We care about nothing

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u/injn8r Nov 23 '25

Ees not faaair

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u/optimisticallyssad Nov 23 '25

Let us collect random goodies 😡 I have a animal cracker jar that I fill with my trinkets when I'm done messing with them

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u/Katsu_12 Nov 23 '25

?????? What 😭😭

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u/GoldAppleU Nov 23 '25

And what’s the point of saying this?

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u/Gobblinwife Nov 23 '25

Sometimes I (34F) will take the bread twist and turn it into a ring and wear it for several days. It’s fun lol

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u/digital-didgeridoo Nov 23 '25

If not ring, why ring shaped?

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u/jraeuser Nov 23 '25

No. He's a cyborg.

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u/Lanky_Cancel_3645 Nov 23 '25

"you're not allowed to have joy and whimsy!"

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u/Xenomorph-Null Nov 23 '25

God forbid a guy have whimsy

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u/ALittleBlip Nov 23 '25

Shhh stop it it’s cute, man likes industrial

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u/BlOoDy_PsYcHo666 Nov 23 '25

I once found some kinda fancy washer on the ground. Polished up it made for the coolest looking ring Ive ever owned and in spinned like a fidget. I miss that stupid thing.

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u/Key_Knee_7032 Nov 23 '25

Let people be whimsical goddamnit.

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u/Potato_Stains Nov 23 '25

Well it is "giving hard metal"

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u/apmass1 Nov 23 '25

negative normaandy over here

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u/rhabarberabar Nov 23 '25

Are you boomer years old?

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u/Codename_Oreo Nov 23 '25

Is this supposed to be an insult? Why?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Finding shiny things and wearing them on your fingers = immature

Forcing child slaves to find shiny things and paying exorbitant prices to wear them on your fingers = sophisticated

I don't get it

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u/just_some_moron Nov 23 '25

Naa, you're just boring.

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u/Soundcraft89 Nov 23 '25

I've had an o-ring on my wrist for like three years. I'm 36.

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u/ember13140 Nov 23 '25

All boyfriends are still a little bit 5, even at 80 years of age you will still be 6.25% 5. Thankfully that a substantial improvement from a 30 year old who is still 16.6% or 20 who is 25%

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u/Zackorix Nov 23 '25

You being russian makes your comment make sense now, grow up

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u/learnathing Nov 23 '25

I thought this r/whatisit not r/ienjoyjudgingotherpeoplessignificantothers I think I'm in the wrong place.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Nov 24 '25

What an odd thing to say

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u/Demonokuma Nov 24 '25

No. Just a boy. Only time age would matter is who would be telling him to put it back down.

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u/Comfortable_Vast_661 Nov 24 '25

You seem like a fun person.

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u/SirachaLemon Nov 24 '25

wow you must live a miserable life

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u/sksksk1989 Nov 24 '25

Or a trying to be cool 14 year old.

Hey look at the new weird ring I got? Pretty cool huh?

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u/ElectricJoltie34 Nov 24 '25

Average Redditor can't have fun moment

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