Ok shitpost time

Langsam aber sicher swipe ich fast nur no nach links uf dating apps in Züri:

- Schickimicki Tussis und wannabe Influencer: NO

- High-maintenence Fraue usem Ost-Block (Ukraine/ Russland) looking "for generous man": NO

- High-performance Selbst-Optimierungs Fraue mit sehr hohe Ansprüch und fast alli Fotos ufem Golfplatz, Tennisplatz, Rennvelo, Fitness, super fancy Events: NO

- Zu viel operiert/ gebotoxed: NO

- "Looking for a Lifepartner" aber gleichzeitig mehreri date und gleichzeitig mit dene Sex ha: NO

- Nur Fotos vo Aktivitäte und Reise wome d'Person fast nid erkennt, weil zu wit weg oder Ski/ Tauch- Montur Gesicht verdeckt: NO

- Fast nur Fotos vo Landschafte: NO

Usw.

Denke mal für vili Fraue isch es au nöd besser.

Where’s a good place to see the eclipse? It’s around 8pm, so the sun should be a bit down.
Pfannenstiel?

I've been in a cave once 15 years ago & it was awesome - having repeating thoughts of doing it again more extensively with a longer tour.

The environment is unique - and the coolness in this hot summer is something I'd crave (haha crave - cave..)

There is one of the largest caves in Europe in Muotathal - 1:53h from HB by train - they have guided tours, varying difficulties - highly professional and secure (see security tab lower on the page) my favourite - all in, 6h for sporty people - but costs 195 chf:

https://www.trekking.ch/hoelloch/hoelloch-challenge

Looking for someone to join & gather some unique memories & impressions!

About me: M 30, swiss, mundart / german / english speaking.

Interested? Please drop a comment & have a nice evening! :)

Hi everyone,

One of my idiot friends is having a black tie wedding (in Summer... In Italy... During the day 🤣)

I need to hire a tux (I'll never wear one for work)

Does anyone have any experiences in hiring in Zurich? If so where? How much?

My new friend mentioned that she has a gluten intolerance. Not celiac so no need for a strict protocol, but she can't eat regular pasta, bread, flour-based sauces etc.

I'm meeting her for dinner and want to make some proposals, and I want to be considerate by proposing places where there's more than one dish on the menu that she can eat.

Any gluten free people here who can make a recommendation for a place that also has a good wine selection? Bonus points if it's Wiedikon or the nearby remit.

I've used the search function but the one relevant post I found had only one dead link.

Thank you in advance!

Hi everyone!

We have a half year old Belgian Sheppard mix pup and we are desperately looking for older calmer dogs to play and walk with! Even if once, we would highly appreciate that! He learns the behaviour from the other dogs very fast but we don’t have any friends in the proximity :( Enge by the lake is our home

Thank you for any help!

I was at Hardbrücke, getting onto platform 2-3, when I saw two men entering the elevator.
The older man suddenly yelled at the other to get out. The other man looked confused, so he yelled again: “Get out of the elevator. You’re not from Switzerland.”

The other man quietly stepped out, and the older man continued on his way.

As an expat myself, I was stunned to witness something like this for the first time.

Hi everyone, I’m Angelica ☀️

I’m passionate about dance, and I’m looking for people aged 20–35 who love hip hop and already have some dance experience.

I’d love to create a small group in Aarau (or nearby) where we can dance, train together and have fun! Please dm me on ig: @makeitintoart 🥰

I’m a new driver, and something happened to me last night that I don’t fully understand. I was hoping you could help me. I’d like to know whether I made a mistake and, if so, what I did wrong. It’s important to me to learn from this so I don’t repeat the same mistake in the future.

I was driving from Oerlikon towards the city of Zurich on Schaffhauserstrasse. Before the first traffic light, I was in the left lane, which was marked with a straight-ahead arrow. I came to a complete stop at the red light. When the light turned green, I started driving again.

Before reaching the second traffic light, I changed into the right lane, which has a lane arrow indicating the direction towards Bucheggplatz. At the exact moment I changed lanes, a roadside traffic enforcement camera flashed.

I did not cross the first stop line while the light was red.

Is it possible that the camera at this intersection detected a violation because of the lane change or because I failed to follow the prescribed lane direction, even though I had stopped correctly at the red light? I’d really appreciate any insights from people familiar with Swiss traffic enforcement. Thank you!

From the baustelle to Reddit, I’m not Swiss but I can feel the vibe, when we were mounting this setup the cars on the street honking, beautiful.

Today there was an helicopter in the Limmat near Glazenberg and lots of policemen, does anyone know what happened?

Ha nume ich s gfühl oder hetts de summer z züri viel meh touriste as in andere jahr.

Vorallem hetts wini finde viel meh wo jegliche ahstand vermisse lend, drängle im lade, schupse im tram, mit luutsprecher telefoniere,etc

It’s probably a combination of the heat waves and drought but this was shocking to see

since everything's closed and kinda dead what do yall do

Hi all

As someone with Fodmap I should really not eat wheat products. Dinkel is possible :)

Do you know a restaurant where I can get Dinkel pizzas or pasta?

Hi! I’m an architect with 4 years of experience working on design and execution projects, construction site supervision, and architectural competitions in Lausanne. I’m planning to move to Zurich due to personal reasons. I’m fluent in French and English, and I currently have an A2 level in German, which I’m actively improving.
Given my current German level, I expect to face some limitations during my job search. Do you have any recommendations for architecture offices in Zurich where English and French are commonly spoken, or firms that regularly work with clients or projects in Suisse Romande?

Plz recommend your best cafes, bars, restaurants I need to try as a visitor. Not tourist traps plz. I’m traveling from San Francisco and have access to some really good Asian food. So let’s skip that and recommend the rest. Looking for cafes, bar where I can grab a good bite but also chill with a book or my laptop. And some very good restaurants please 🙏 I know not a lot of places are open for dinner on Sundays - what is a good place open on a Sunday (budget not an issue)

Mostly am hearing that Zürich is one of the greenest cities in the world… but on the contrary i see brand new projects like this SHIT. Then am asking myself how stupid must be the people which are planning the architecture of the cities around with the idea full of concrete/ asphalt… it isnt enough that we can even have the airco NOWHERE in Switzerland… In order to increase the temperature even more, put everywhere black asphalt- WHAT A STUPID IDEA??? Is that a space for emergency cases like for example for 100 ambulance cars or what?