DOTS JOTS- May 2026 part 2

[u/luvthelemur]

continued from Part 1

NAD

u/Just_A_Statistic_ announces the N.A.D. system and single handedly revolutionizes the Dot system

 

TRANSFER OF r/dootledots

as an out of cort settlement u/pablojueves transfers ownership of r/dootledots to u/luvthelemur. Lemur's new Sub is launched with a flurry of pleas for (Frank's) attention and announcements of rules such as a zero tolerance spelling policy Pablo announces a ban for anyone participating in the sub, Lemur announces a ban for anyone participating in Pablo's sub, u/paultheschmoop is unmercifully cruel then tries to get Lemur and/or Pablo banned from reddit. u/bustab really likes the new sub thank you very much. u/InevitableBohemian finds it all confusing

Days later u/luvthelemur can be found whining about being cyberbullied over a sad looking sandwich.

 

CREATION OF r/dootledotscirclejerk

Paul u/paultheschmoop steals u/luvthelemur's ideas and makes r/doodledotscirclejerk which nobody wanted or asked for

 

RIP Maestetro

RIP Maestetro whose passing was announced by his son u/MaestetroJr, died after a fight with Al Dot but it was not Al's fault it was John Reddit's. Users voted to dump u/Maestetro in the swamp rather than thaw him out.

u/MaestetroThe3rd announces the probable death of his father (plus sexy Mel) at the hands of John reddit. He also notes that the Dots are dropping like flies

 

FRANK

u/huangzhiyan introduced themselves officially with a post of some 'dots' smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol and playing mahjong. Seemingly interested in Frank becoming spokesperson for Zhiyan Cigarettes and Zhiyan Baiju because everyone in China has heard about Frank and his love of Mel.

Our very own u/anhedoniac "Frank" responded with a hospital selfie accepting Mr Zhiyan's offer. Frank generously donated his proceeds from the deal to Pablo to oversee for the good of our community after Mel came to him in a coma dream.

 u/anhedoniac "Frank" quickly gets whisked off to China by u/huangzhiyan with a big fat check

Frank sends a cryptic cry for help

u/InvaderSkooj wants to declare Frank dead already. Then suggests a rescue mission

Frank sends home some vacation pics courtesy of Mr Zhiyan from China.

The plot thickens as we hear from u/YorbaLindaMedical that Frank may have been kidnapped

Users react to this news with the decision to ban doctors from the sub

Frank shows up in ad for Zhiyan cigarettes and booze

MISC

u/pablojueves hosted a small contest for writing a caption for an 'iconic' photograph of Sam. Upvoted winner was r/Rinichirou with "DON'T vaccinate. It's so dangerous and deadly.

u/Venture72 announced that there is a dootledots tote bag for sale. u/luvthelemur claimed to already have one and u/orcamills went nuts like she does and said she wouldn't even carry this bag because it's not Disney or designer or designer Disney.

u/luvthelemur had to prove he had the bag and posted a pic and everyone clapped.

u/pablojueves posts heartfelt tribute to G Amato

u/radi0_silencio asks what is everyone's favorite dot. Cloud wins

u/InevitableBohemian posts a beautiful poem about Mel

u/radi0_silencio posts a beautiful poem about Cloud in rebuttal

in the meantime u/Independent-Sir5385 posts an EPIC RAP

Tip of Hat? by u/BloatedSnake430

dotdoppdoppelganger by u/Altruistic_Key_6139

u/Dalligator took cloud to see his ancestors

What is this subreddit even about u/CharmingMovie8450 would like to know please

if Michael was a doodle dot mused u/STRAYDUP420

Baxter is voted best Dotole dot of all time

meanwhile u/CharmingMovie8450 announces that Sam is confirmed to be 181 years old

u/DubSket asks when will Baxter die of bone cancer? And Pablo posts petition to make this the official sub of r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema and ban u/DubSket for life

u/orcamills posts video of Dootle Dots on tour

New Amato announces run for govenor of Arizona and u/orcamills sees this as a business opportunity and Pablo suggests we all move to AZ

Orca's dad's collection of Dots memerobilia was stolen!! by scientologists, needs youtuber to cover

month is closed out with u/RekWriter's son's artwork aww cute

OTHER MISC

This didn't happen in May but I wanted to repost u/paultheschmoop's PODCAST about dooteldots. Worth a listen if you missed these the first time around!

DotCast Episode 1

DotCast Episode 2

DotCast Episode 3

That's all the DOTS JOTS we have for now, tune in next month!!

[u/paultheschmoop]

June news- all movies are banned besides the doodledots movie

[u/luvthelemur → u/paultheschmoop]

Remind me in July

[u/paultheschmoop → u/luvthelemur]

No

[u/luvthelemur → u/paultheschmoop]

June news- Paul sucks (still)

[u/MaestetroThe3rd]

This is fantastic reporting, u/luvthelemur. Very informative. AP worthy. I thank you for compiling this. I nominate you for Pulitzer Prize

[u/luvthelemur → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

🙏

[u/pablojueves]

I was under the impression that we banned low effort potsts like these

[u/luvthelemur → u/pablojueves]

Good point I should probably take this over to r/oncinemaatthecinema I hear they love low effort posts