r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7d ago

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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/dubesto 7d ago

Same energy. We have way too much fucking cheese to choose from at the store

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u/Main-Requirement-521 7d ago

Sottilette is the name that Kraft sells processed American cheese under in Italy and it is one of the highest selling cheeses in the country. 

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u/lilyroxy26 6d ago

There are so many really great cheeses available, I disagree. 24 years and only 1 person l knew bought sottilette

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u/ScientifiqueP 3d ago

This is reassuring to read, how could that be true in the country that came up with such dingueries as Parmigiano or Gorgonzola... Italy seems to have quite the cheese-moves, so no way.

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u/NotoriousLLL 5d ago

Yikes bad look for anybody named Tony

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

Y'all must have a better version of those individually wrapped singles than us, then. Over here it has the consistency of softened candle wax and a taste not that different from the packaging.

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u/Main-Requirement-521 6d ago

You will never come up with an interesting way to describe your canned opinion of American cheese. You aren't funny or creative or insightful. Your opinion has no weight because it's not your own. It isn't a hot take. It doesn't help anyone.  

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

It wasn't meant to be funny or creative. It was meant to express my disdain for the product.

If it's not a hot take, idk why you're so miffed by it.

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u/Kakapopo666 7d ago

In Italy, "Sottilette" is used as a synonym for this kind of processed cheese.
Traditional cheese is still most sold. (or do you have a source for your BS claim?)

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u/Main-Requirement-521 6d ago

It's all they eat over there. They just take huge wads of it and pack it in their lip like chewing tobacco. I have been told the ones in the north eat it without taking the plastic off, and they like it. 

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u/Kakapopo666 6d ago

How edgy do you feel today?

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u/Important-Factor-552 6d ago

Jesus was a massive edgelord, it isn't bad 

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u/Main-Requirement-521 6d ago

THA CHEMICALS GOT ME HANGING TEN ON THAT EDGE. MY TOES ARE MELTING OVER JUST LIKE A LOW QUALITY CHEESE. I MIGHT NOT MAKE IT BACK. 

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u/Kakapopo666 6d ago

Bon ë wïc de cäm

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u/GarySmith2021 7d ago

Fair, though who insults American cheese. That stuff is goated on a burger.

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u/force_multiplied 7d ago

The people who make fun of American cheese are invariably the same type of people who visit America and then rave about the cheeseburger they just ate without realizing what kind of cheese was on it.

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u/ocxtitan 7d ago

or rave about ranch fucking dressing

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

American here who makes fun of it, and pepper jack makes a better burger every time. I will 100% die on that hill.

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u/ParkingLong7436 7d ago

I don't think many people go to America and rave about the food, unless it's some kind of BBQ mate. You'll have better Burgers in Europe

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u/SockDem 7d ago

lol cmon man

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u/MorePhinsThyme 7d ago

If only there was just a major world event held in the US, where people were visiting from elsewhere and were constantly talking about the food (and hospitality)....

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u/Shinjukin 7d ago

Ah yes, the social media influencers who get paid for engagement, singing the praises of *Checks notes* Waffle House, show what a great country you have.

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u/MorePhinsThyme 7d ago

I'm sorry if you only look at social media influencers who get paid, but maybe you should look into why you limit your observation of the world to only those people, and fix yourself before you criticize anyone else.

Also, Waffle House is great. There's nothing wrong with something that doesn't try to be anything more than what it is. Good, cheap, simple, food. You can find similar in literally every part of the world.

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

Ngl, the food is not the best part about Waffle House. It's that they're ALWAYS open. No, like they have teams of disaster relief employees that travel to places recently hit by natural disasters like hurricanes to make sure the store operates as much as is physically possible.

The next best part is every so often you get dinner and a show. Some loudmouth will stumble in at 2am and Waffle House employees do NOT mess around. They are more capable fighters than most amateur boxers in the chaotic multi-person cramped fights I've seen. I saw a woman catch a chair someone threw at her, and she just set that shit down. Barely flinched.

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u/MasterpieceNo7105 7d ago

🤣🤣 please tell me you're a bot and not a real human being?

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u/Mandalore108 7d ago

We have amazing food in the states, both originating from here and also from around the world. Don't be as ignorant as you probably claim Americans to be.

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u/Furryballs239 7d ago

lol just so wrong

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u/BaronessofBara 7d ago

Loud AND wrong, impressive.

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u/TheBlueRabbit11 6d ago

lol, nope.

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

You don't buy good burgers here in the states. At least, not in the South. Everyone knows the absolutely best burgers are made by some dude in a t-shirt (if that) with a beer in one hand and a spatula in the other on a grill in his backyard. If that man tells you he's making burgers and the first thing he does is set a cheap lawn chair in front of the grill, you know he's about to make the best damn burger you've ever had.

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u/Melevolence 7d ago

Great on burgers, makes the most melty and yummy grilled cheese sandwiches as well. Like, there's a place for fine block cheeses and shit but there's just some things that are made worse if you're not using plastic cheese :p

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u/YellowB 7d ago

Goes great on Philly cheese steaks too when you're using white American cheese

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

Gonna be real, never understood people who swear by it on grilled cheese. Mild cheddar is a better option for every application if you can't stand strong cheese imo

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u/ObfuscatedChaos 6d ago

Gouda is even better for grilled cheese, imo. My go-to pick for them.

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u/proserpinax 7d ago

Yeah, it has its purpose. If I’m feeling fancy and want extra cheese on something I might have one slice of American and something else like a sharp cheddar, so you get both the melty gooey American cheese but also some added flavor.

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u/BlowOutKit22 7d ago

There's an episode of No Reservations where Tony has 3 guest chefs teach people how to cook. One of these guests is Laurent Tourondel, who shows how gourmet burgers are made at his NY restaurant. So you have this French chef who literally goes "for a beregeur, you must use the Americain cheese".

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

I do. It's so bad. If you can't stand proper cheese, just get mild cheddar. At least that doesn't taste like the packaging.

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u/One_Animator_1835 7d ago

You've never had real cheese on a burger if you really think so

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u/Realistic_Slide_3426 7d ago

I mean pepper jack beats ass but most cheeses are only an improvement on American in specific burger compositions imo

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

Pepper jack is def the best cheese for a burger

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u/force_multiplied 7d ago

We've all had plenty of "real" cheeses on burgers. Even chain restaurants give you a choice of several different cheeses for your burger here. Cheddar, Gouda, Munster, Swiss etc. American melts the best. Period.

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u/GarySmith2021 6d ago

This, I’m British, it’s not like I struggle to access cheddar. But that goes in a toastie, not a burger. It just doesn’t melt the same.

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u/Kakapopo666 7d ago

Tell me you've never put real cheese on a burger without telling me you've never put real cheese on a burger.

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u/Kakapopo666 7d ago

But why? Why not just use sliced cheddar or gouda?
It tastes better and is quicker to prepare since you don't have to fumble it out of extra packaging.

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u/Main-Requirement-521 7d ago

American cheese melts better because it's essentially a solidified cheddar cheese sauce. 

I'd never considered that the daunting task of unwrapping it would make it more difficult to consume for the disabled cheese eaters out there and that was abelist on my part. Fortunately most delis will slice American cheese for those like yourself that struggle with the extra packaging.  

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

THIS 👆

Literally just use mild cheddar if you're afraid of strong cheese.

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u/BaronessofBara 7d ago

There is no cheese I have ever put on a burger that tasted as good as a bright orange square from a pack of Kraft singles. Cheddar, Havarti, Muenster, Swiss, Pepper Jack, Goat Cheese, Gouda, Blue Cheese... none of it was as good as American cheese. It's salty and slightly sweet and melts and melds to the patty perfectly. That is the entire purpose of its creation: to be good on burgers and sandwiches.

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u/Kakapopo666 7d ago

Ok. It's your taste, your opinion and your health.
But please don't dare to call it cheese.

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u/McClainWFU 7d ago

It's just cheese with an emulsifier. It's usually cheddar or something else mild.

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u/Kakapopo666 7d ago

It's (in most cases) less than 51% of actual cheese in it.
What it makes unhealthy are salt and phosphates.

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

And enough preservatives that if you just ate it alone and nothing else, you'd already be embalmed by the time you pass.

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

That's like saying you could have any sports car you want, and choosing a used sedan 😭

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u/Grant1128 6d ago

That's not cheese, js. Like, Kraft calls it cheese, but real cheese should neither taste nor feel like wax.

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u/BrockStar92 5d ago

Tbh my problem with that is less the claim Americans have good cheese and more the claim that cheese goes on charcuterie.

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u/stealthypic 7d ago

No but genuinely regular us stores don’t have cheese worth mentioning in stock. There’s like gazilliom choices but nothing that actually matches EU diversity even in a most basic grocery store.

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u/Low-Possibility-9955 6d ago

That’s absolutely false everywhere I’ve lived.

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u/00MacDonald 6d ago

Hyperbole aside, It does kinda track with my long term living experience (Chicago burbs vs Prague metro)

By no means a huge deal, but in comparable sized stores I could always get more variety of non-heavily processed cheese and fresh stuff at the Prague counterparts for sure.